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Confessional #25803158
#25803158

Sometimes I’m really jealous of gay men having the option of top vs. bottom. Heterosexual woman here, and it feels boring always being on the receiving end.

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Confessional #25803157
#25803157

I keep checking my phone hoping something will change and this nightmare goes away.

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Confessional #25803155
#25803155

I've had to choose remote learningfor DD because of DH health concerns. I get so mad when I see parents being able to just send their kids to school and activities. They are completely carefree, meanwhile my DD is suffering. Shit is just so unfair!

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Confessional #25803154
#25803154

I can’t stop stress eating Halloween candy. The minute my kids act up or fight I shove chocolate in my mouth. Today alone I’ve eaten 7 snickers before 10am. My kids are going to push me over the edge.

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Confessional #25803153
#25803153

If I die when my kids are young and H remarries, I want him marry someone they LOVE. I would even say someone who makes them forget I’m gone most of the time. I’ve been grieving the loss of my Dad since I was 8. I would never want that for them.

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Confessional #25803151
#25803151

husband is upset that i have become more progressive as the years pass. identify as progressive christian and no longer go to fundamentalist church. religion causes so much division. tired of it all. why can't we just be people?

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Confessional #25803150
#25803150

Filing for divorce in the new few weeks after a year of separation. When this is all said and done, I will NEVER get married again! Will also teach my kids that marriage is not a necessity of their happiness. Happiness comes from within.

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Confessional #25803149
#25803149

Im 35 and just learned how to smoke weed tonight! Last ditch attempt to deal with my anxiety before starting antidepressants. Hoping it works!

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Confessional #25803148
#25803148

I am 50 years old & have never drank a mimosa. I smoke it, though. ;)

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Confessional #25803147
#25803147

I had to buy a 4 pack of diapers at Dollar Tree today instead of the usual large pack at Target. So embarrassed but I only have $5 until Fri. My salary is $55,000 a year but so much debt. How TF did we get to this point?

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Confessional #25803144
#25803144

DH came home early. I was so excited to share some of the nightly duties from the kids but nope. Hes been in the bathroom for an hour. Checked on him. Oh hes playing video games and drinking beer while "shitting".. why did i procreate with this loser?!

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Confessional #25803141
#25803141

I wish i would have traveled the world and tried all the local "flavors" before getting married. This shit sucks.

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Confessional #25803140
#25803140

Standing in the kitchen barefoot making dinner with a baby strapped to me and also helping the other with homework. DH said im making all his domesticated housewife dreams come true. Except im wfh and still make more money than him...typical.

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Confessional #25803139
#25803139

I can't stand when ppl don't text back right away!

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Confessional #25803138
#25803138

I am so disappointed in my husband. He is lazy; but thinks he is smarter then everyone. Then why haven’t you found a job in 6 years. And I am the dumb fool who married him and gave him babies.

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Confessional #25803137
#25803137

My life is falling apart. I can’t keep my cool with my kids. My husband is a let down. I am a failure. This is not what I thought my life would be. I am miserable.

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Confessional #25803136
#25803136

Tonight I hate my daughter and husband. I wish they’d just disappear.

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Confessional #25803135
#25803135

I'm suffering from a chronic disorder and terrified now that I really won't ever be able to leave this marriage

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Confessional #25803133
#25803133

I was SO PISSED that I had to work f/t when my son was young. But then I was SO GLAD I did when it came time to divorce. I never had to worry about how to support myself and my son.

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Confessional #25803132
#25803132

I text bank for Biden, and I have been called a cunt by Trump supporters precisely 121 times during the past month.

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Confessional #25803130
#25803130

I'm a bad teacher. Homeschooling sucks!

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Confessional #25803129
#25803129

Kids are a burden

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Confessional #25803127
#25803127

hubs gradually coming around after being furious w/me over voting democrat. living my life and doing for me and now he seems to respect me again. but i am not sure i want to go back. but i must stay at least another 5 yrs. i make do and try to be happy.

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Confessional #25803126
#25803126

so angry about the new supreme court appointment. scared that she will enforce the handmaid cult ideas on all of us. that's why i ultimately voted all democrat to try and stop this mess.

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Confessional #25803125
#25803125

xH's xAP drunk calls & texts over a year after he cut it off then gets pissed when he tells her H she is doing it. Feel bad for her H but then remember he stays though she won't move on. xH begged me for another change, but nope. She thinks I did.

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Confessional #25803124
#25803124

I want to thank my drama mil for causing drama. Total B

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Confessional #25803120
#25803120

My sister was so ambivalent to becoming a mother now she is a mom and just loving every minute of it. Im so happy for her.

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Confessional #25803119
#25803119

i want to take a pill and wake up when this is over

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Confessional #25803118
#25803118

My DH’s family thinks belching and farting in public is normal and funny. NO ONE in my family EVER farted or belched around others if they could help it. It’s so crude and disgusting, it actually offends me.

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Confessional #25803117
#25803117

I have to listen to my DH take nasty wet shits (with lots of grunting and groaning) and fart nasty wet god-awful farts at least twice a day. It’s making me not attracted to him anymore....so fucking gross!!

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Confessional #25803116
#25803116

I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired ..

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Confessional #25803114
#25803114

In the pursuit of wanting to be an A+ parent/home schooler and an effective virtual leader at work, I fear I'm doing neither. It's only leading to more stress which is making me angrier as a parent and increasingly apprehensive to lead.

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Confessional #25803113
#25803113

My 18yo idiot of a stepson knocked up his halfwit girlfriend, and I'm utterly terrified that they're going to show up on our doorstep with a screaming baby looking for a place to stay. That would end my marriage faster then an affair would.

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Confessional #25803112
#25803112

A few months ago I was 1000% ready to end my marriage.Then I decided to stay, mainly because of the pandemic and money (but I didn't tell H that). Now I wish I'd left when I had that urge. I feel so exhausted now that I'll never get that fight back in me.

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Confessional #25803111
#25803111

I never understood how anyone could give up on their child. Until my oldest came along, selfish, manipulative, and borderline narcissistic. My other kids are kind, empathetic, and helpful. I don't know where it went wrong. I mostly hate them.

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Confessional #25803110
#25803110

I drink wine almost every night

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Confessional #25803107
#25803107

Always think about my ex-AP right around my time of the month. Does that qualify as a symptom of PMS?

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Confessional #25803106
#25803106

I really want to know if he kept the sex video we made at his request before he left the state 7 months ago.

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Confessional #25803104
#25803104

I wish I had taken pictures of my boobs when I was pregnant. They were awesome!

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Confessional #25803102
#25803102

I cherish everyday I am a mother and thank God for this beautiful life! Children are a gift from the Lord :)

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