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Confessional #25843056
#25843056

Quit drinking 3 months into the pandemic, I still don’t drink! I’m in the middle of my second sober summer and I’m happy to say, life is better without alcohol.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25843054
#25843054

My ex sat on his ass and played video games for 16 hours a day if he had no appointments or didn’t have to work that day. That along with his deceitful nature made me abhor him. I’ve never hated someone more in my life. I’m so happy it’s over

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Confessional #25843053
#25843053

Summer is the worst season in the whole year.

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Confessional #25843052
#25843052

My DH has my back. I'm realizing I've never had anyone in my corner before, this feeling is new and amazing.

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Confessional #25843051
#25843051

DH is stuck defending the wrong side of an issue at work. I feel for him, but I will not back him up.

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25843050
#25843050

I. LOVE. MY. KIDS. I am lucky to have them. Sometimes I am a straight crazy bitch (motherhood) and they love me anyway. Even when they mock me! Yes even the DD22 who went rogue on me. Yes I love you too.

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Confessional #25843049
#25843049

I know I'm far from perfect but I deserve better than my H. He's not worth it.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25843048
#25843048

I love it when I take a dump and feel 5lbs lighter, just wish the scale reflected that.

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Confessional #25843047
#25843047

His lack of respect makes him repulsive to me.

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Confessional #25843046
#25843046

Nobody in my area wears masks. We are an outbreak waiting to happen. Palm Beach County is going to be a shitshow. I am waiting for us to get called bc someone we know has COVID. DH and I are vaxxed but kids aren’t old enough. Come on people!

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25843045
#25843045

My kids have a sleep over and I don't miss them, part of me wants to, but I don't.

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Confessional #25843044
#25843044

I love it when people think calling me a bitch is going to upset me. I AM a bitch, and it's gotten me where I am in life, so no I don't give a fuck what you think.

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4 ME TOO


Confessional #25843043
#25843043

I've been blunt and straightforward for 58 years and never once "had my ass handed to me". I have an amazing husband, a close and intimate group of friends, and a fantastic life. I just don't suffer whiny little pearl clutchers and their "feelings".

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25843042
#25843042

Love YouTube. Love. There are so many good videos. It helps me thru these bad bad times. and nobody forces me to watch crap.

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Confessional #25843040
#25843040

I really screwed myself taking on so many hours this weekend when my son has football all weekend and tonight is a new client, her daughter is effing neurotic this was a mistake ugh.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25843039
#25843039

Telling my husband I'm leaving him tomorrow. Now that I'm standing up for myself he has switched the target for emotional abuse to our 10yo. No more.

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14 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25843038
#25843038

I used to feel invincible. Now i feel anxious

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Confessional #25843036
#25843036

In shops today & woman I vaguely recognised stated waving, smiling at me. I waved back but NFI who they were. Still don't. It's driving me crazy. Hope I figure it out before I see her again! SAHM has turned my brain to mush.

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Confessional #25843035
#25843035

I'm that mom who won't let her kids stare at a screen in a restaurant or friends house. I think it raises anti social people who don't know how to interact with others.

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Confessional #25843033
#25843033

DH has reported pretty much every neighbor to the police for "noise violations." Everyone hates him. I'm scared someone may shoot him one of these days and there will be at least 50 suspects. I wish we could move.

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0 ME TOO


Confessional #25843031
#25843031

I think I'm a pretty good mom, mostly because I'm super immature- I'm the first one in the pool, the first one down the sled hill, and fart jokes are funny. Adults probably find me annoying, but kids love me!

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25843029
#25843029

DD10 bitching about where we live. Made a YouTube playlist showing her that we are currently the only place that's not: on fire, flooded, in a drought, burning hot, earthquaking, landsliding, storming, or having a Covid explosion. Stay safe out there!

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25843028
#25843028

I spend a lot of time wishing I could be the queen of the world so I could fix everything. End poverty, disease, environmental degradation, abuse, etc. And then I would brainwash people to love themselves and each other and everything around them.

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Confessional #25843027
#25843027

I feel like no matter which available option I choose, I'm going to fuck my kids up.

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Confessional #25843026
#25843026

I wish I could hit the undo button on my kids. This world is complete and total bullshit and also on the edge of collapse. I love my kids. I would never have invited them to this busted ass shit show if I was thinking straight. Hormones made me stupid.

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Confessional #25843025
#25843025

So fucking sick of the mommy wars/body shaming/slut shaming. Wake up bitches! The only thing wrong with any of us is the motherfucking patriarchy! Name one issue women judge each other on that doesn't have to do with controlling our bodies and behavior.

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Confessional #25843024
#25843024

If I had known this shit was going to get worse I would have sent my kids to school last year and kept them home this year! FUCK ALL YOU COVIDIOTS!!!!!!!

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Confessional #25843023
#25843023

I don't like our house and I never did. We bought it because there was nothing else to buy or rent when we moved here. Now it's too expensive to move and it looks like I'm stuck here forever. Feeling stuck makes me irrational.

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Confessional #25843022
#25843022

I spend a lot of time fantasizing about freezing time for everyone except me, like in the movies. I just need 2 or 3 weeks of absolutely no bullshit and I could go for another 6 years, nose to the grindstone. Instead I'm drowning all day every day.

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Confessional #25843020
#25843020

My dh thanks me for sex and I think it's fucking creepy and transactional.

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Confessional #25843019
#25843019

I am straight so why do I have a huge crush on my female co worker?

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Confessional #25843017
#25843017

I wish we had a better world than this one for our children.

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Confessional #25843016
#25843016

Things only children of hoarders can relate to: having to always keep the curtains shut & never getting to have friends over. What a way to live. :(

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Confessional #25843014
#25843014

I ate an entire bag of chocolate almond brownie brittle today.

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Confessional #25843012
#25843012

I just tap the horn when the car in front of me doesn’t move because I don’t want to be THAT person. But go! Still trying to be nice when I’m not.

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Confessional #25843009
#25843009

Where is that anger coming from? Wait, that pain. Hello, darkness!

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Confessional #25843007
#25843007

I am so tired of ALL this shit. Enough already.

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Confessional #25843005
#25843005

I have friends who are blunt and I have friends who aren't. I enjoy talking & hanging out with all of them. Different personalities keeps life interesting.

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Confessional #25843004
#25843004

One of my friends basically talks over me all the time or never listens to what I have to say. The dynamic is the 2 other friends are hers too, and we are all planets orbiting around her sun. I just want to stop responding to the group text and walk away.

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Confessional #25843002
#25843002

Every night when I check on my boys before I head to bed, I kiss their sweet cheeks, run my hand through their hair, rub their backs, and pat their little tushies. They're 3 and 6. It's a habit from when they were babies.

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