CONFESSIONAL

So jealous that people I know have great memories of their family.

Things haven’t always been perfect, but I love my mother in law, and all my in laws. So much.

DD17 and DS15 live with me. their dad just had twins with his new wife and they expect DS and DD to be the default babysitters. They pay them but $ or not---DD and DS are tired of watching their "siblings" all the time. I don't blame them!

Ordering dinner ...not going to feel bad we make good money. I shouldn't feel guilty but I do. Damn those single mom days that made me spend wisely.

DH kept pacing around the room last night, peeking at me to see if I was sleeping. Caught him trying to sneak my phone...um wtf? Insecure pos. I want a divorce.

Fucking vindicated. DH was listening to his friends wives comment on how I "don't work" and he said he agreed with Sheryl Sandberg until he found out her DH fucking died from the stress of it all. They ALL STFU. Talk about that bitches.

I'm so desperate for money that I'm actually thinking of taking up this man's offer to be his sugar baby. He's not bad looking and all he wants are nudes. Damn my morals at this point. I'd rather eat.

Really sucks when ALL of your work experience and education is in a field u hate and want, no NEED to get out of. Applied to a dozen jobs in other fields. Haven't heard back. Praying someone gives me a chance.

I make damn good money as a physician. I could not find ONE person who could be paid enough to do all the work my husband expects me to do at home when I'm not working. Literally could not find someone to do it for $100k/year.

I'm completely obsessed with binge watching Grey's Anatomy from episode 1. WTF is happening to me?

After talking about their own adult childrens' stellar careers, etc., I'm usually kind of embarrassed when old friends/classmates ask how my son is doing. He's made some big mistakes in life and is barely getting along. I just don't know how to respond.

I hate what motherhood has done to me. I don't care any more, I will go to the store after rolling out of bed without a fuck to give. I don't even try any more. I was NEVER like that before kids, always took care of myself. Now I don have the fucking time

Toy Story 4 finally came to Redbox in my small town. Picked it up thinking DC 3 and 1 would watch it with me. Ha ha ha. Didn't get to watch it cause they wouldn't shut the FUCK up.

People that routinely run 10, 15, 20 minutes late enrage me. Start getting ready earlier, leave your house earlier, it is not brain surgery.

Oh thank god. I’m not expecting an unplanned child.

Stepson,22, is the epitome of Odepius complex. Google that one, folks.

I've seen a variety of alternative practitioners. Acupuncture, supplements, essential oils, diets, NONE of it has done anything to help me AT ALL.

Neighbor's lawn guys, I swear to Almight God, if you tear up our yard one more time with your shitty lawn tractor I'm going to punch you multiple times in the face!!!

Dh is always mad at me. I think he's looking forward to me failing so he can throw it in my face. Sad part is , he's right about me. I'm a total failure at everything

In my new position I get to help hire people. I look for moms who need jobs when I review people.

I'm not the cheating type, but I'm sick of badgering DH for sex, going on several years now. If you don't want to sex me I know several who do.

I was groped in a small, crowded dimly lit concert venue by a stranger. I hate to say it but I kinda liked it.

Had a 3 day getaway this past weekend with DH, left the kids with grandparents. Didn't feel guilty or miss them. Even felt like 3 days was not enough time away from them

Good thing I was able to nap today ....they wouldn't have made it.

He thinks I am going to wait around another 6 months for you to change and figure it out!! Why so you can start your bullshit in the 7 month when I take you back! Hell NO! I already found a divorce mediator to go to, just need to tell H!

DH totally has ED. Wants to pretend he doesn't. And...nope. He is getting dick pills.

Most days I get more exercise trying to find my phone or whatever else I forgot where I put it than actual exercise.

I am really tired of doing the right thing by everyone else while life keeps kicking the shit out of us.

50 years old, divorced and haven't had sex in 12 years. Cant believe this is it! Is there even sex after 50?!

I grew up dirt poor in a family that had to sell my toys to keep the lights on, so it infuriates me when my husband suggests throwing my daughters out as punishment.

I regret planning to make my kid’s Halloween costume. It’s not going well.

I feel like I’ve been run ragged. I have this trust to deal with, work and my own family to care for. I need an assistant who will work for free

H, things will never be the same between us. You've crossed a boundary that can never be uncrossed & I have lost every ounce of respect I ever had for you. Don't be pissed off. You did this, not me.

I envy my son his ability to just tackle any task with confidence. I'm afraid to do anything but the simplest tasks because I'm afraid I'll break things or screw things up and make them much worse than they were.

Objectively, there is nothing about DH that should appeal to me. However, he completely adores me. I bask in that adoration, and it makes me love him right back.

I’d like to see the movie Bombshell, but Roger Ailes reminds me too much of my disgusting former FIL, who unfortunately, is still alive.

Children are dirtier and more destructive than dogs and landlords with monthly pet fees can fuck off.

I keep hoping that if we give the office bully enough rope she will eventually hang herself. She's been gathering rope for 20 years & still going strong. She has caused 2 managers to quit, & is working on the 3rd. Why do the bad guys always seem to win?

My BF wants another baby, truth is he is my 1st baby, I literally take care of him, because he is a 26 yr old Man Child.

I wish there was an "I don't care pill." I would love to take it and stop making myself crazy about things no one else thinks about.