CONFESSIONAL

When my husband leaves the house I pray he never returns.

Nothing is more pathetic than a grown adult who is jealous of a toddler.

All I see when my kid is watching Peppa pig is a bunch of penises.

we used to have "smart"light bulbs but after the hundredth time that my craft room lights were turned off 'accidentally' because he wanted to have sex, I replaced that one with a regular one and tossed the 'smart' bulb at his head.

I think she is my person. But it doesn’t matter. I’m already married. Ugh

Today, I opted to shit in the woods rather than use a porto potty. Not my finest moment, but porto potties are fuckng nasty.

I have $3 in the bank, overdue bills piling up, but there will be gifts on Christmas morning because damn it childhood is short and I won't get a do-over for these memories.

Thoughts of killing myself have been creeping back into my head. I feel like one day I will do it, and that day will be soon.

Well, today I had an actual breakdown due to Christmas stress. I left home and parked in an empty lot, and sobbed for 2 hours. If only they knew or understood everything I do to put presents under the tree. Maybe they would treat me like a human being.

My oldest child doesn't love me. I've done my very best for him. I gave my life to raising him and making a loving home for him. His discarding me feels like a million knives in my heart, every second of every day. The holiday season worsens my pain.

OMFG my DH has been playing the same song over and over and over for days! I swear, sometimes he’s worse than our toddler

I am gay and married but I fantasize about being a straight girl because I think there would be more sex involved.

The hardest part of being a mom is dealing with my kids' asshole teachers. Some are good, but man are there some who are in it for the days off.

H asked his friend to stay @ our place w/our dog while we're away. You know who gets to scrub the house from top to bottom by themself in prep for someone to stay here? Me! I'm seeing red while I vaccuum and his fatass just sits there

I don't love H anymore, but I stay out of convenience. I'm a SAHM and don't plan on going back to work anytime soon. Maybe we'll split when the kids are older but I'll just keep pretending for now

Last weekend took the kids to a local fire department breakfast with Santa. Had fun until FIL showed up drunk out of his mind and made a huge scene. I was so embarrassed. Now he wonders why he's not allowed here Christmas day. Sorry won't cut it this time

I am unloveable and I don't understand why.

If you give me zero help decorating you have zero right to complain or tell me you don't like it!!! Talking to you h and kids.

My boyfriend is rude, condescending and disrespectful to both me and my children. I don’t know why I stay.

I was suicidal when my dog died. She was the love of my life and I don't think I will ever get over her death.

Adopted when I was a baby and bio dad sought me out last week to tell me he had forgotten about me and told bio mom she had to get rid of me to move in (bio mom was homeless). Shows no remorse. I’m not sure why I let people just shit on me but here I am.

I feed & house the cat my neighbors left when they moved. But I don't judge them. They got accepted into a nicer place in a better neighborhood for less $, but no pets allowed. What were they supposed to do? Not improve their lives because of a cat?

We are broke, like every Christmas.

I'm jealous of women who don't have to work.

My parents value money & things more than people, specifically me. This has turned me into a minimalist who hates all the pressure to buy crap, especially at Christmas.

I remember as a kid my lazy sloppy mother talking shit about my step-grandma (her MIL) for keeping a clean house & always looking nice. Even back then I thought that was an odd thing to shame someone for. Needless to say, my mother has serious issues.

Dear everyone- constantly texting me asking for gift ideas for my kids doesn’t remotely help my stress levels. You know them, figure it out!

DD19 told me that if I get the lights, she'll decorate the front porch. A week later, those lights are sitting on the table near the front door, still in the Walmart bag. Does this girl take after her dad, or what?!

Hate spending time alone with H lately because he wants to talk about our marriage EVERY TIME. FFS just give things time asshole. How did we get here?

H refuses to accept he is the reason this marriage is broken. I tolerate a lot due to his anxiety, but now he’s “not happy.” WTF. Not really sure what to do now.

I don't care if my H catches me lounging on the couch. What's he gonna do?

When friends post their used shit repeatedly, I unfollow them. If after 2 months no one wants your beat to shit desk for 100, donate it and quit shoving it in my face!

I'm thinking of starting a cleaning business.

The honest truth of why I wanted to be a SAHM was so I wouldn't have to go to work every day, and someone else would pay all my bills.

I'm supposed to be a sex goddess, and can just sort of lie there? He's gotten so lazy in bed.

It ruins my day I feel I have to have sex first thing in the morning with DH. This is not the way it's supposed to be.

I have never felt this way about a woman before. Does this mean I’m not straight?

I can’t stop thinking about her. And I’m married to him. Keep pretending?

We have said over and over no smart home products in our house. As two grown adults we also manage to regularly forget to close our garage door...so smart garage door opener, I hope you aren’t a gateway to more “smart” things taking over ;)

I sleep better in my own space, away from h. I like to stretch and make whatever noises I need to while I’m out. The bed feels cold and gross with him in it. I don’t love him. He’s not a good guy