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I have this constant fantasy of letting a bunch of gorgeous men run a train on me......oh well a girl can dream *sigh*

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I am hating my H right now and his attitude over money, he is making me feel worthless

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0 ME TOO

I love my wife, and I love my “boyfriend“... grateful we’re in healthy open relationships and can embrace both. I would love it if we all lived together, actually. give me all the love!

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He and his wife are divorcing. As a friend, I totally feel for him. As his lover, I hope this facilitates a deepened relationship between us.

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From the outside it looks like I have a wonderful marriage. No one knows my DH has an explosive anger problem, because the only one he takes it out on is me.

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3 ME TOO

Watching MIL dote on DH is creepy and gross.

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8 ME TOO

My husband only stopped verbally abusing me when I got a job. Now we don’t need my income yet I’m terrified to quit.

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I must resist the girlscout cookies this year I must resist the girlscout cookies this year I must resist..

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10 HUGS
21 ME TOO


Been divorced for years. Should I start dating again? Why? Meh.

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14 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I hate it when single woman protagonists on TV shows get married. I usually stop watching the show if that happens. I’m married.

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Yogurt never satisfies me. Never full or remotely satisfied after eating one.

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2 HUGS
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I believe that vaping MJ everyday is triggering my moms bipolar + psychosis and when I try to tell her she says it’s not true and smokes even more I’m over it

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1 ME TOO


I miss my soulmate.

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I have no sympathy for sad, lonely old men. They did something to deserve it.

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Well a perfect end to a fucking terrible day is constipation with bleeding hemorrhoids. Fuck. My. Life. I’m 42. This is Bullshit.

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52 HUGS
8 ME TOO

MIL ALWAYS has diarrhea and never opens the bathroom window. I've been ready for her to move out!

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Nobody left on my Moms side of the family. Including my Mom. Everyone has passed away. Sometimes it hits me, and I feel so alone.

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Seeing news about research that's worked very well in lab mice, and might be a great (possibly universal) cancer treatment in a few years. I wish my dad had made it those few years so he could benefit from it. He died of pancreatic cancer last year.

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13 ME TOO

Two married coworkers would never do it consciously, but it's obvious they're falling for each other. I'm torn over whether I should point it out to them. To save their marriages, they'd end their friendship, both would be miserable, and might blame me.

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0 ME TOO

Smug AF right now , Dh is making a simple dinner and burning it to bits. By now I would have the kids washed and watching a shot before bed. Not going to step in , I do this 5 nights a week buddy.

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2 ME TOO


I thought the mood in this house couldn't get any worse but then my husband came home.

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I worry that some sick-minded person will think it would be fun to import some very dangerous species from elsewhere in the world and release it in the U.S. to establish permanent breeding populations in the wild. They already found Nile crocodiles in FL

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13 ME TOO

DH makes no good financial decisions. He makes $240k/year and I make $170k/year. Yet he STILL figures out a way to make sure we can't get ahead. I"m going to fucking divorce this motherfucker.

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2 ME TOO

His head game was on point, but he was fat, hairy and had a small dick. NOT worth the 3 1/2 hours of sleep I lost out on, especially since he didn't finish me off with his mouth. Ghosting starts today. It's cruel, but I don't have time for this.

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0 ME TOO


Celebrity endorsements really annoy me. So, you're a pro baseball player - why should your opinion on foundation repair companies matter to me? Likewise actors endorsing retirement investments. Outside your field of expertise, you're nothing special.

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5 HUGS
42 ME TOO

Dammit - a childless coworker asked me during a conversation this morning if I was glad I'd had kids! I said "Yes", but I've been thinking over the good and the bad, and now I feel guilty for thinking my honest answer should have been "I'm not sure".

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7 ME TOO

It really worries me to see the extreme temper DS19 displays when he's online playing computer games. He's normally so calm and quiet, but he does a real Jekyll & Hyde metamorphosis when he's gaming.

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H is pissed I put the stops to going on vacation with his friends. I'm not spending thousands on a Caribbean vacation. Not happening!!! "It's always your friends" my friends ask us to go to Applebee's not Aruba!

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17 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Constantly get calls about consolidating debt. No one believes me that I only have 1 credit card for emergencies or vacation booking. Saw my parents struggle with CC debt and decided I was not going to fall victim

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The lonely years of being a young single mom sucked , I was my own tribe , both parents and my own bestfriend. However I don't regret it , I value myself. The world fears women who don't need approval.

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27 ME TOO

The thought of DH getting me pregnant when we fuck turns me ON. We definetly don't want another baby, but just thinking that he has the power to get me pregnant makes me leak. I'm weird.

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28 ME TOO

I'm living off Valium.

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29 HUGS
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H pretends he's more helpful and a better man then he actually is.. example is he called in sick today because I'm sick and he's worried about me and needs to help me. Awwwweee what a great guy!! No, he called in because he's hung over from football

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39 HUGS
13 ME TOO

DH was 45 when we married. Always said he waited his whole life to find me and now has everything he's ever wanted. I once felt appreciated and special. Now, a baby and 3 years later I feel like nothing but a cook and maid or worse....invisible.

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62 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I have a 2 year old voicemail from him that I still listen to occasionally. It’s not sexy or romantic, just generic “call me back” stuff, but just the sound of his voice makes me melt. I miss him and wish more than anything that we could be together.

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10 ME TOO

Heaven forbid my children go a half hour without eating something.

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I suck at cleaning and organizing.

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17 HUGS
76 ME TOO

having a terrible time not getting discouraged when all the evidence points to me being unlovable. Husband distant and cheated. Got back with first love (once separated) who I thought was the real thing - he changed his mind. What is wrong with me.

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I fucking hate everything and everyone today. There are. NO EXCEPTIONS. Most of all, I hate my SO and the shitty apartment of his I made the biggest mistake of my life moving into with him 5 years ago.

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4 ME TOO

I have to go to the police station today to get a criminal background check for a new job. For some irrational reason I'm actually nervous- like what if I was convicted of a crime years ago and forgot. I know I didn't and it's silly but still...

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41 HUGS
16 ME TOO

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