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I'm thinking about setting up a separate insta to post my drawings and stuff. I don't want/care about followers. I just need some outlet for them to go. I just need to come up with the right anonymous name

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Every time I try to masturbate, my 6 yo walks in and ruins it. Damn school vacation is a cockblocker.

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I'm 5 months pregnant. Sex life has gone way down hill from 5-6 times a week to 1 every other week. Hubby just said he's not attracted to me while pregnant.. It took us a year and a half to get here. Way to make me feel beautiful, when I feel disgusting.

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Some days I hate my life.

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Who teaches men how to get a woman aroused?! Is foreplay THAT difficult. Stop skipping right to my puss!!

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I had a dream that I fucked a co-worker. Can't stop thinking about it.

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I spend so much of my day trying to escape the kids!

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Tired of H stripping down naked,then putting a leg up on our bed like the Captain Morgan pirate. He then shakes his schlong as if THATS going to get me in 'the mood'. WTF

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It reviles me how many women are raped and/or murdered at the hands of men on this planet. WTF is wrong with these apes?!!

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I masturbated in the shower at the y today. Ahhhh ...

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I AM DONE. fuck H, fuck these kids he's spoiled and turned against and how they hate me. I've done nothing but love them and be a doormat. I'm gone, and don't contact me again. I'll pay child support and thats fuckin IT.

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I’m going to withhold sex from H. Let’s see how long he can last before he rapes me or sleeps with someone else. Then, I can leave guilt free.

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Jon Favreau rubs me the wrong way

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Married men hit on me ALL the time at work. I work at a hotel. Watch your man if he travels for work.

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I can't do a single push up

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Two weeks ago he had the stomach flu. This week it's bronchitis. I am so fucking tired of looking at him in his recliner in his sweat pants. Man the fuck up already and go to work. I am not your personal nurse!

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I hate myself

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I’m no longer a “grass is greener” dreamer. I’ve gotten everything I wanted and it didn’t make me happy. I don’t want a new H; I just want the one I have to try harder. I need to too, but I can’t think of anything to do for him that would make him care.

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I have been with my boyfriend for 8 months now and 7 of them have been bothered by an ex.

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H did the dishes the other day. So now he's good for the next 5-10 years.

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seriously, I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

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I can’t believe how much I loved my DH 10 years ago, and how little I love him now. What the eff happened?

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Soon-to-be ex refuses to tell me why he wants a divorce and when I get sick of the baiting I'm "spoiled" and "throwing a tantrum". Fucker, you have dangled me over a year. Fuck you. I hope you fucking die.

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SO told me he contemplates murder/suicide every day. he really doesn't understand why I can't stand him anymore. I regularly fear for my life. trying to get out, I need to get out. I regularly tell my sis if anything happens to me it was him

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It’s impossible to know what standard to hold an AP to. I always feel like I’m wanting more from him, but then feel needy and ridiculous because we’re not in a real relationship, he’s not mine, I shouldn’t expect so much. But it still hurts.

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Why can't I just go it. Why is it so hard to just eat better and get some exercise. I start the day with high hopes and then I fail each time. It's so frustrating and defeating.

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Every time DH sells something he considers it extra money he can spend on whatever he wants. What about all the bills I struggle to find money to pay every month? He is so clueless.

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DH actually said he has a limited amount of space in his brain and he’s learned all he can. I actually cringed and my lip curled in disgust. So there will be no growth or change in him or our relationship for the next 40 years until he’s dead.

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DH and I are in our mid-thirties and I watch him fall asleep on the couch every night, mouth wide open. We haven’t had sex in 12 days and neither of us has mentioned it. I can’t stop thinking about how different life could be. How do I make myself happy?

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I applied for a job that I would be a perfect fit for yesterday and just realized I uploaded the wrong cover letter. FML.

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My emotionally dead marriage has worn me down to nothing.

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I feel like my kids will never be safe in this fucked up world. I hate that my anxiety runs wild with the constant fear I have for them. I hope they never have children of their own. The world will be even worse by then.

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My H and I have officially become that couple that have NOTHING to say to each other over dinner. It's a serious bummer and if I could I'd leave.

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My BFF just told me that her DH is an absolute master at going down on her. So let me get this straight. He is tall, hot, has a great job and makes her squirt like a shower. I am sooooo jealous!

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DH and I are separated and I miss him so badly. He’s my other half and idk if we can repair US.

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For yrs, my ex h worked tirelessly for my kids to judge me and dislike me. He used them to control, judge everything I did as wrong. So I removed his mainline and sent the hateful boy to live with him. Girl and I couldn't be happier. Not sorry or sad.

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Didn't have a condom. Years of waiting, wanting; finally together...taking care of her only, nearly till the dawn. I do hope it was as good for her as it was for me. Ohhh, so quietly, deliciously, amazing. So worth the decade+ of waiting! Again, please!!

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I hate septum piercings

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I don’t know what it is about him that’s got such a hold on me. I am desperate to be w/him - I just know we’re meant to be together but it can’t happen bc we’re married to other people. I wish I could see the future so I could know if should let go or not

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DH's favorite thing about me is my voice. DH is hard of hearing (especially high pitches), so he loves my low-pitched voice. Says it's relaxing to listen to me and not have to struggle to make out what I'm saying like he does with other women.

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