CONFESSIONAL

I joke about my next chapter after the kids graduate and go to school. He does not find it funny. He should be worried, I'm excited for middle age , freedom and new experiences. I'm not pressing for marriage for a reason

I really miss running I had a van follow me , slow down beside me and my saving grace was another car coming down the road. I hate that I'm so scared now. I hate already been assaulted I didn't and dont want it to happen again.

I think Colin Jost is meh and Michael Che is a jerk.

Smelled alcohol on my friends breath this morning at school.Worried that she might be having a tough time. She always seems so together and happy. Too embarrassed to ask.

I’m glad I’m not a mom.

My husband and I are seriously contemplating lying to his parents about the birth of our next child. They have a hard time respecting boundaries, so this time we'll just tell them the baby came early and surprised us, so we'll be able to bond in peace.

I'm not quite like other people. After kids, I don't pee every time I sneeze - I fart.

Praying to every god I know that my sons girlfriend gets her [email protected]#$%^& period.

Getting married next week and I'm supposed to be on a diet, but here I am stuffing my face with fried chicken. DAMN YOU POPEYES and your delishious spicy chicken!

When someone complains that their pet(s) went missing after they were let outside, unsupervised, I shrug and tune them out. Don’t want your pets to disappear, then keep them inside! Stupidhead.

I constantly worry that one of my kids will do something stupid which, while it would have been a temporary span of embarrassment and repercussions when I was a kid, will dog them for the rest of their life.

Wish I was brave enough to come clean.

My husband’s aunt is a racist homophobic transphobic ignorant redneck hick, and I wish I never had to deal with her again.

I still don’t know what Tik Tok is.

My husband moved out this week, think he thought I’d be sad. I’m enjoying the quiet time and being able to fart loudly in bed

I have this irrational fear of my toddler dying. I’m out of town at a work-conference, saw a FB post about a mom and her still-born baby, and now I’m sobbing in my hotel room. I worry that something will happen to take my baby away from me.

H doesn’t see the problems in our marriage & really thinks we should make it work. He doesn’t care about the million other reasons I’ve explained I want out, sometimes I want to blurt out that I fell in love w/ his boss & he broke my heart.

Wheat thins are my downfall. I could eat the whole box.

My husbands affair has mentally, emotionally & physically destroyed me. My entire being is shattered. How could you do this to me?

I have a husband who is on call a lot. I love being home alone- eating whatever I want, wine, and watching silly movies he hates.

I miss my oldest when she goes to school. Wish I could keep her home.

I hate myself and I need antidepressants.

Xh, you’ve made it clear I have no value to you. Now you want something?! WTF? Your entitlement makes me sick.

DH has been dealing with anxiety and depression for the past 4 years. I know that this isn't how mental illness works, but sometimes I just want to scream at him to snap the fuck out of it. I resent him and his lack of being present in our family life.

Putting away hand me down shoes, DH goes to put them next to the door, I tell him put them in the tote those don’t fit yet. He gets angry “well how am I supposed to know?” ugh You’re their dad, pay more f-ing attention. I’m not a single parent!

Triggered: when my h broke his back, his mom told me lmk if anything important happens. She’s currently in the hospital and that’s the only thing that keeps playing in my head.

My DS2 stopped breastfeeding over a year ago and I miss it so much...he's my last and I wish he had gone a little longer :-(

Just had sex in my car in a parking lot because it’s the only time I get away from kids.

I don't think Arby's was wrong for posting that "upsetting" sign.

Dreamed I had sex with an ex. His SO was in the other room recording. She was pissed & going to post it on the internet. Panicked, b/c my marriage would be over. So relieved when I woke. It was just a very bad dream. But, WTF? I never even wanted the guy.

Finished my Christmas shopping today! Wrapping it all tonight! I love the Holidays!!!

I wish people would listen to me about what Satanism really is. It's not a belief in the literal Satan, but a symbol of the eternal rebel and an opposition to arbitrary authority. Hail Satan!

All i ever wanted was to be a mom, and now that I'm a mom i feel like an epic failure at it.

AP lives out of state. Whenever he’s in town I take a day off of work and bang him at a hotel. It’s my self care.

DD won't stfu. You don't need to make noise all. The. Fucking. Time.

Husband is traveling on business every week now, when he doesn't have to and never did before, all while being suspiciously nice to me. Looks like I did the right thing to get myself a boyfriend six months ago.

I water down my rum bottle in the fridge or add iced tea to it bc I’m afraid DH will judge me for how much I’ve had or that I had some during the afternoon, hope he doesn’t ask for a drink of it...

Lord, God, Almighty please please I need this new job and the life change it will bring for my family.

My husband isnt man enough.

You're not entitled to a relationship with me. Me accepting your apology doesn't reconcile us, un-ruin my childhood, or make your new family not exist. We will not ever be friends. You made damn sure of that, didn't you, mom? Please just go away.