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Confessional #25837530
#25837530

DH will every once in a while, randomly make some passive-agressive comments about me and my ability to handle the kids that slowly chip away at my already low self esteem. I don't know why he does this, when he knows it hurts me

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25837529
#25837529

I had big adult responsibilities at 10 years old when everyone else was being a kid. I retired at 50 and I don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks. I’m loving life!

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Confessional #25837528
#25837528

We moved almost 3 weeks ago & my anxiety has been super super high because things aren't organized. I think I may need a professional. This can't be normal.

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Confessional #25837527
#25837527

I've always had a steady sex drive & wanted it at LEAST 2x daily. H is depressed & said he is ruined from porn abuse & other issues. I feel like the 1-3x a month we do it is just massive amount of effort for him to make me happy. Just want to be wanted.

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0 ME TOO


Confessional #25837526
#25837526

I put on front with H, with everyone really. My old bf is the only 1 I was completely honest with. Despite my being a fake and a flake, H senses that and I can sense he's jealous. Of that and that bf was a better lay.

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Confessional #25837525
#25837525

I am a whole adult with kids. But my Mom rattles me so bad. She is the QUEEN of psychological warfare. Interacting with her just makes me ill, literally makes me sick like I am coming down with a Flu. If I could just figure out how to avoid her?!

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Confessional #25837523
#25837523

Having you in my life just makes me sad.

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Confessional #25837522
#25837522

My dumbass vaccine conspiracy theorist sister now has covid. So do her kids. And they exposed my 70 yr old unvaccinated mother. I fucking hate them and if she gets sick and dies I will never talk to them again.

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0 ME TOO


Confessional #25837521
#25837521

Drinking my coffee and noticed liver spots on my hand. WT actual F. Getting old sucks.

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Confessional #25837519
#25837519

I have two children on the autism spectrum& one neurotypical child. A lot of dealings w/CPS bc ppl don't understand and hold them to same standards. Ready to tell CPS to just fucking take them and good luck finding someone willing to do what I do!

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25837517
#25837517

As far as I'm concerned, 1987 was perfect. I turned 18; I had my 1st car; I had a job; I got laid; I met my future spouse (different person); I was SKINNY; and I had a world of endless opportunities in front of me.

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Confessional #25837515
#25837515

I just can’t get into a grove post pandemic.

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Confessional #25837514
#25837514

I've Romani heritage and I fucking hate people who don't realize that Gypsy is a slur. It's not acceptable to call an African style dress an "N-Word dress", yet it's completely fine to rave about your new "Gypsy top". Makes me angry and sad for my people.

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Confessional #25837513
#25837513

The internet killed used book stores, and I really miss them. It was fun to search the musty shelves of used books, and thrilling to find a title on my "To Buy" list. Spent more time and gas than I saved over buying them new, but the hunt was half the fun

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25837510
#25837510

I hate horses.

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Confessional #25837509
#25837509

My H leaves shit stains in the toilet after he’s done taking a dump and expects me to clean after him. Love yourself man.

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Confessional #25837508
#25837508

DS13 had his first wet dream last night. DH mostly dealt with it but gave me his pajamas to put in the wash. I glanced inside to see the evidence, expecting a small little wet spot. I was shocked HOW MUCH of “it” there was! I had no idea it’s that messy!

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25837507
#25837507

I think my menstruation is attracting mosquitoes. Is that a thing?

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25837505
#25837505

Penises are ugly.

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7 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Confessional #25837504
#25837504

I am attracted to my BFF and want to make love to her…just once. I think if I get it out of my system that it will help me focus on my marriage. Wishful thinking.

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2 ME TOO


Confessional #25837503
#25837503

Sometimes I feel like I don’t want to be with H any more.

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Confessional #25837502
#25837502

everynight i cry myself to sleep thinking about how skinny and ugly i am

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Confessional #25837501
#25837501

I have the WORST depression I had in years, I'm having really dark thoughts. I can't afford therapy, and my family not only doesn't care but they treat me like they're so tired of me and I shouldn't feel this way. I want help I can't have

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25837499
#25837499

Dh is 12 years my senior. I have to beg him for sex. I'm raising my teen daughter to never marry a man older than her. I'm broken.

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Confessional #25837498
#25837498

I spend hours on tik tok watching blackhead popping and ingrown hair removal videos.

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Confessional #25837497
#25837497

Started baking my own bread the other day, and my kids are going CRAZY for it! They eat it plain and it's gone within a couple of hours and they fight over the last slice. This makes me happier then anything has all year. I may never stop baking now.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25837496
#25837496

Looking forward to being an empty nester in about one more year.

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7 ME TOO

Confessional #25837494
#25837494

With 2 sons home for the summer and both spending every moment in their rooms on computers, the only real confirmation I have that they ARE home is (as is also the case with rats))I can see they’ve been getting into our food.

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6 ME TOO


Confessional #25837492
#25837492

I don’t have kids. I worry that, even if I had a planned pregnancy, fear of the huge responsibility and commitment would make me chicken out and get an abortion.

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Confessional #25837491
#25837491

Opened up to H about some new stuff I want to try in the bedroom. He basically said that he's already doing so much and doesn't want the pressure of doing more. Oh well, DH guess I'll go find someone else then. I've tried too many times...

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Confessional #25837490
#25837490

I think I'd be better off dead, because everything feels hopeless.

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Confessional #25837489
#25837489

Scared af somethings wrong with me. Dizzy for over a week and despite eating better and vitamins it's not fully gone. Can all the bad shit stop now plzzzz!

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8 ME TOO


Confessional #25837487
#25837487

Ds8 talks nonstop about Minecraft, probably like I talked nonstop about Barbie or whatever when I was 8. Touché, universe.

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Confessional #25837486
#25837486

Sometimes I wear my robe to bed.

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Confessional #25837481
#25837481

I wish i didnt feel like an outcast so much.

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Confessional #25837480
#25837480

I wish the feds would legalize pot and pot products at least for prescription use. If it’s half as good as claimed for anxiety, it’d be a godsend for me, but the only way my employer wouldn’t fire me for it is if it’s legal and it’s prescribed to me.

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18 ME TOO


Confessional #25837479
#25837479

The problem I face as an engineer designing a product for the public to use is idiot-proofing it. Any scenario in which I think "Nobody'd ever be stupid enough to do THAT!" - they will. AND they'll find a lawyer to say they're stupidity is my fault.

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Confessional #25837477
#25837477

I've never been a fan of people leaving friends and family behind to retire to Florida, but now I have a very specific reason - when you decline and need assistance or move to a retirement home, it's a royal pain for us to take care of things remotely.

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Confessional #25837476
#25837476

My bathing suit is not flattering and screams “middle aged mom!” I’m too old and tired to GAF.

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20 ME TOO

Confessional #25837473
#25837473

I am ready to go ahead and become a widow now. That is all.

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12 ME TOO

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