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Confessional #25782887
#25782887

I'm more likely to get covid than I am to get laid. #sexlessmarriage

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Confessional #25782886
#25782886

I haven't had sex with my husband for 3 years and haven't slept in the same bed for 2. I am so much happier. Laying next to him made me angry. I stay because 2 incomes are better than 1.

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Confessional #25782885
#25782885

I got high on my lunch break and then again on my afternoon break. I’m finding it very hard to care about anything lately, I’d rather be fucked up so I can forget about how bad everything is :(

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Confessional #25782883
#25782883

Not looking forward toward dealing with toxic masculinity at the mechanic. Just fix my car.

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Confessional #25782882
#25782882

I want to spend alone time with my H, but the kids love to hang out with us. Wish I didn't feel that way, but they are a third wheel. Wish I enjoyed us all hanging out together, but I just want to have an adult, unfiltered conversation with another adult.

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Confessional #25782880
#25782880

I am so over H getting pissed at me about every single thing that he doesn't like.

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Confessional #25782878
#25782878

I ache for another baby but my husband has decided he is done at 3 and I'm not sure I could mentally or physically handle it. I'm almost 40, time is almost up.

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Confessional #25782875
#25782875

My DH does Viking reenactments and things for fairs and festivals for fun, really looks the part too. I'm more attracted to to him in his Viking get up with all the fake blood and dirt than I am in his regular day-to-day. I wish he'd fuck me in costume!!

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Confessional #25782874
#25782874

We were each other's secret for 3 yrs. I'm almost certain he doesn't think about me at all now.

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Confessional #25782872
#25782872

DH loves me so much yet makes me so miserable

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Confessional #25782871
#25782871

My husband got laid off today. I think I’m going to need meds to get thru this

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Confessional #25782870
#25782870

I'm letting my kids do whatever they want. I don't care today. The world is going down in flames so at least they will have had some good playtime in before all of us dems are killed for our political beliefs. Fuck this.

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Confessional #25782869
#25782869

I've leaked pee when I sneezed before kids.

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Confessional #25782868
#25782868

Kids are at my sisters tonight. DH thinks we're going to have sex all night. Irritated because all I want to do is get drunk on wine in peace and quiet.

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Confessional #25782867
#25782867

I’m not 100% convinced my husband didn’t cheat, so I might flirt w someone I know n see what happens

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Confessional #25782865
#25782865

I love my mom but she is nuts. Hospital is still only allowing 1 support person for delivery & she doesn’t care. Wants my doctor’s # so she can try to convince her to let her in. It doesn’t work like that, ma.

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Confessional #25782864
#25782864

After having kids, I didn’t start leaking pee when I sneezed, but I’ve farted when I sneeze for as long as I can remember.

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Confessional #25782859
#25782859

As a privileged white woman, I can say that George Floyd did not deserve to go out like that.

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Confessional #25782856
#25782856

I wish my husband would put an effort into the house. It can't be all me.

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Confessional #25782855
#25782855

I so sick and tired of my husband acting like a fucking 5 year old!!

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Confessional #25782854
#25782854

I just want a divorce for my birthday. My state insists on 6 month separate living to get one. My birthday is soon. Guess I wont get anything for another year.

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Confessional #25782852
#25782852

I want to take a bat to my neighbors stupid fucking car. It’s loud for NO REASON!!!!!!! It always wakes my baby up and I’m losing it.

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Confessional #25782851
#25782851

I wish DW would just stay pissed at me all the time. It'd be easier to cope w/that than having us get along nicely, me getting my hopes up that we're good, and getting them dashed when she suddenly remembers she hates me.

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Confessional #25782850
#25782850

I'd love for my wife to view me as something other than a disappointing mistake she wishes she could go back and undo.

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Confessional #25782846
#25782846

I don't need a spouse - I just need someone to laugh at my jokes and have sex with me every once in a while.

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Confessional #25782843
#25782843

My H doesnt know how to make love to me. It feels like that should be grounds to leave, but my DC.. I need a good fuck.

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Confessional #25782842
#25782842

Both of us working from home, with no child care, is seriously stressing my usually good marriage. I'm afraid what we'll be like in another month or two.

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Confessional #25782840
#25782840

I don’t think my city is ready for kids to go back to school this fall. If they make kids go back physically, I’m home schooling them until this pandemic is over.

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Confessional #25782838
#25782838

I was prepared for my older child to have attachment issues when we adopted DD years ago, but no one warned me I would have trouble bonding to her. I tried everything for her/us, but her constant negativity hard to handle. I feel like a failure as a mom.

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Confessional #25782837
#25782837

She has no idea how much I miss her... we talked so easily.. His family messed that up by getting inside my head... I hate them all!

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Confessional #25782836
#25782836

I wish my husband was more handy around the house. He tries but usually ends up making things look worse.

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Confessional #25782835
#25782835

I would cry and not in a good way if I found out I was related to duck dynasty. No.

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Confessional #25782834
#25782834

I don't want quarantine to end because I don't want to have to go back to weekly dinners at my mom's house.

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Confessional #25782831
#25782831

I constantly feel like a stupid idiot. At least H makes me feel that way. He is actually the idiot. And he is selfish. I love him but I am the true parent. I am the better parent.

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Confessional #25782830
#25782830

I am ovulating today, so fucking horny. By the time DH gets home I’ll be leaving for work,he’s not good in bed anyway. I’m dying to fuck AP but too worried about STDs why wasn’t I worried before? 4yrs & the man never gave me so much as a yeast infection

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Confessional #25782828
#25782828

He thinks that showering me with pretty words obscures the fact that he never wants to see me. He's wrong. I'm moving on.

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Confessional #25782825
#25782825

I posted a heartfelt post on Facebook about the injustices that so many people in America face and had to delete it because H wouldn’t stop arguing with my friends in the comments

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Confessional #25782824
#25782824

Quarantine made my body forget how good fast food tastes. But McDonald’s reminded it how bad it makes it feel today. Holy shit. Literally

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Confessional #25782823
#25782823

I feel so guilty for thinking it, but narcissist FIL passing away would be a relief. He just keeps taking and doesn't seem to care about anyone else.

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Confessional #25782819
#25782819

My city (Minneapolis) is burning and I am supposed to be able to focus on work. Had to close the windows because the smoke is so thick but god forbid I miss a fucking zoom staff meeting.

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