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Confessional #25788534
#25788534

My daughter screamed at me because I asked her to do her daily chore of dishes. She then accused ME of being rude. Sh exclaimed "Why are you like this?' Ummm, ungrateful brats made me this way.

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Confessional #25788533
#25788533

Please God, let my husband be called back to work. Please.

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Confessional #25788532
#25788532

My sons pe teacher is a stud. I would love to let him take me.

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Confessional #25788531
#25788531

I hate weekends. H is home but never wants to do anything so he either sleeps all fucking day or sits on the couch after 9 hours of sleep complaining about how he’s tired. Hate having him home.

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Confessional #25788530
#25788530

I feel unpopular. I hear of mutual friends making plans together but we’re never invited even though we know all of them :(

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Confessional #25788529
#25788529

Help DS 3 will not stop saying ‘what the fuck!’ Help me!

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Confessional #25788528
#25788528

DH & I slipped up. I’m 4 weeks. We already have 2 (dd12 & dd5) & barely have room/finances for them let alone a 3rd! Would not be fair to them so We both agreed on abortion. I set it up for next week. I can’t help but feel like I’m going straight to hell.

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Confessional #25788527
#25788527

I love my kid so much. He's going to be 8 months old next week, and I'm so lucky to get to have the extra time at home with him. However, the sound of his whining makes me want to cut my fucking ears off. I'm so sick of whining. LEARN TO TALK ALREADY.

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Confessional #25788526
#25788526

My clueless H's sense of entitlement is nothing short of astounding. It's hard for me to remember or believe that there was a time when I actually thought this motherfucker was cute.

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Confessional #25788524
#25788524

I love my new baby girl with my whole soul but man does it piss me off that I have to keep popping her binky into her mouth every 2 seconds at 3am.

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Confessional #25788523
#25788523

My husband puts 0% into our kids, marriage, & home. I think he does this so that he can just blame me. Kids aren’t practicing piano? My fault. Toilet explodes? My fault. He never touches me any more? Somehow, still my fault.

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Confessional #25788521
#25788521

My kids’ school asked me to be on the reopening committee. After all the research I’ve done, every real expert says reopening will be a disaster, so I’ve decided not to send them back this fall. Now I gotta tell the committee on Monday...

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Confessional #25788520
#25788520

when my dad dies i won't cry. he's a horrible person

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Confessional #25788519
#25788519

I love my adult kids, 22 & 24, but wish they would move out so my utility bills can go down. The grow lights, the constant cooking, and the 45 minute showers are killing me.

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Confessional #25788518
#25788518

I just sat here & bit a chunk of skin off my finger because apparently I'm too lazy to get up & find some fingernail clippers. :/

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Confessional #25788517
#25788517

I'm not the least bit sorry for estranging myself from my narcissistic parents 30 years ago. I hope my younger siblings were smart enough to get away, as well.

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Confessional #25788511
#25788511

DH is a terrible kisser. I've known this since the beginning. Thought it would get better or not matter... But ten years later, I miss a good kiss.

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Confessional #25788510
#25788510

I moved to another state to get away from my child's father, but I miss my family so much. I feel so alone here but idk what I should do.

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Confessional #25788506
#25788506

I don't care about star wars at all, but Adam Driver.... OMG! I'll buy those stupid movies just to watch him

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Confessional #25788505
#25788505

Ugh! Neighbor who is a nurse and should know better, is having an mlm party. Seriously must have 50 people in her house and yard, no masks or social distancing. Just want to spray them all with Lysol

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Confessional #25788504
#25788504

I think bats are kind of cool.

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Confessional #25788501
#25788501

My 10 year old daughter stepped on the new puppy and for a split second, I thought she killed him.

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Confessional #25788500
#25788500

I prefer it when my H sleeps & leaves me and the kids alone.

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Confessional #25788497
#25788497

My husband raised his hand as if he was going to backhand me twice today.

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Confessional #25788496
#25788496

It’s taken me almost 5 months and though I’ve always been kind to and taken care of the new dog that we adopted at the end of January, I finally feel I’ve bonded with him <3

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Confessional #25788495
#25788495

I wish live-in MIL would just die already. She complains about everything I cook, I hate cleaning her commode, and the 2 year old is scared because Grandmom has run her over with a wheelchair several times. Covid won't let us put her in a nursing home

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Confessional #25788494
#25788494

Absolutely no one in the family cares about my family research. No one wants to share old stories or pass on names, marriage dates, etc. Even though I've enjoyed the research, I wonder if I should even continue.

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Confessional #25788493
#25788493

I dropped off DS3 at MIL's for the day to keep from throwing him out the window. So glad that MIL is totally understanding.

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Confessional #25788492
#25788492

I just found out that my sister, her a-hole H and my niece just moved out of state and didn't tell anyone in the family. I found out through a friend on Facebook. Wow.

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Confessional #25788491
#25788491

I'm the favorite kid-in-law in H's family, he's the favorite in mine. We each have many married siblings. I hate to brag, but it does feel nice.

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Confessional #25788490
#25788490

DH and I have not had sex in 454 days and counting. We're 31.

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Confessional #25788489
#25788489

Scared I'm going to lose my job due to poor performance. I'm in a hotspot city. With covid and impending divorce and working from home with DD4, it's too much. I can't focus.

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Confessional #25788488
#25788488

I love when my husband falls asleep on the house because I have the bed to myself. 90 day fiancé and dirty John here I come!

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Confessional #25788486
#25788486

I have awful parents. Confiding in them becomes all about what must be wrong with me, instead of the actual situation or facts, or what someone else might have done. It’s always that I’m fucked up in some way. Forever a reflection of them. Narcissists.

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Confessional #25788482
#25788482

Almost passed out from heat at work (51 yrs old and 100 lbs overweight does not make for an easy 3 hrs climbing around a plant in an oversuit in July in Houston). Won’t admit it though – if the company fires me for being unable to do the job, I’m FUCKED!

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Confessional #25788481
#25788481

When I left home because of an abusive ex at 19, I should have drove west instead of east. That’s where my true love is. Not h.

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Confessional #25788479
#25788479

My brother just texted me a thank you for the birthday card I sent him for his 43rd birthday. He commented that I was the only one (including himself) who remembered it. I find this incredibly sad.

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Confessional #25788478
#25788478

DH voted for Trump and I never want to fuck him again.

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Confessional #25788477
#25788477

I don’t think I love my husband anymore. But I don’t know what to do about it. I’m 37 and I have a lot of life left. I just really don’t want to spend it like this.

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Confessional #25788476
#25788476

I am in love with Chris Evans. My imaginary life with him is infinitely better than real life.

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