CONFESSIONAL

Is DD going to remember me as a lazy ass who lays in bed all day? I started therapy. I’m trying. Fuck. Parenting used to be the only thing I was good at. What has become of me

I'm single, broke, 3 kids. But I've been helping a sweet, 70 yo homeless man find a safe place to stay, recover his stolen IDs, and get into a program to help him get his life back. I never feel like enough at anything. But I'm enough for him. :)

DH you really need to not be such a control freak. I have no problem leaving you and your mother in my rear view mirror.

I have an online friend I have “known” for 2 yrs. I thought he was a motivational speaker because he said he was but that’s the extent of his daily posts “I’m so happy to be a motivational speaker, I wish you the best day” TWO YEARS I wanna punch him

I *LIKE* being a slut for DH. I love seeing his eyes get bright and hungry when he sees me; that can't keep his hands off me; that he finds my bush gorgeous; that his eyes drink in my naked curves; that he brags to his buddies about my BJ's. All of it!

Last night I learned that it’s really hard to pee with a lady boner.

My SIL is spreading her fucked up eating disorder to my 7yo niece. Actually she's spreading all of her fucked up hang ups onto her. That poor kid is going to be a complete basket case as a teen.

Got drunk. Told H I think about suicide daily. That's all.

Motherhood is crushing me. It has stolen everything from me. This is very sad because we had infertility and these children were so wanted. And now I almost despise them. I am a horrible person.

Motherhoods is the most thankless job in the world and I kinda hate it.

I just got the coolest job at the coolest company with great pay. Just also discovered the place is owned and operated by Scientologist and all trainings are from L. Ron Hubbard's teachings. Don't know what to do...

Day care teacher told me she can no longer watch my DS4 anymore because he doesn't behave or listen. I am so furious at him. I am single mom who had the daycare picking up my DD 6 from elementary and I would pick them both up after work. No family. :(

How in the hell do you get an rx for Xanax? I'm so ragey and anxiety-riddled while pmsing but I'm fine the rest of the month. I've asked my doctor but can't seem to get an answer. What is the secret? Could use it during the holidays with the inlaws too.

Got home from doing all the shopping for Christmas presents for the kids & H. Came home to H playing video games and the house trashed from the kids. Want to bring it all back. This is bullshit.

Is it wrong that all I want to do is but gifts for dd12, dh, in-laws, and parents for xmas? Sick of feeling like I have to buy for everyone and their mother.

My mother in law is a cunt and only care about her self have the time

For the first time since I had kids (10 years ago) I wont be buying them special Christmas pajamas. There's just no money for them this year.

H is deployed on the other side of the planet and I swear I could just smell him here with me. Please be safe my love

I feel like shit b/c I haven’t worked out all week even tho I’ve gotten home late every night & just haven’t been able to. I hate working out but I hate the even shittier feeling of not having gotten my workout done.

Specifically told DH not to do something because it would wake the baby... Guess what he did? I should leave the kid with him and make him handle this now bed time fiasco.

I wish my friends would have told me they thought I could do better then my boyfriend... now engaged and feel trapped.

I get unreasonably angry that I have to pay full price for the crappy produce this time of year.

H just told me I was “behaving badly.” Listen asshole, you think that was behaving badly?!? Hold my beer.

Fucking doctor with her homeopathic remedies. If I wanted that I would pay the woman in the apartment downstairs $20, not $350 for an urgent care visit. And now, I'm writing this from a hospital bed bc she wouldn't just prescribe the Prednisone. Bitch

A former coworker is an identical twin. Her parents refer to the sister as “the pretty one”. Ouch.

We’ve been divorced for years, but I doubt Xh will ever realize that I no longer answer to him.

Dh takes backroads everywhere. He wastes so much time going out of his way to not be on main roads. He seems to think it is faster but there is no way, plus he is bound to hit a deer of of these days.

I say I would never cheat, especially with a coworker. But there’s one person who I absolutely would.

I've come to the conclusion that, if a 1980's hair band gone old, fat, and bald isn't the most pathetic looking thing in the world, it's a close second.

I kinda don't want to buy the kids any gifts this year. Between the aunts/uncles, great aunts, grand parents, ect... anything I buy will be inadequate and just take up space in our house.

Met up with him tonight after over a month of not seeing each other due to an argument. The first thing he did was kiss me.

When my child pitched such a fit in a mall parking lot that he got me investigated by the police, the emotion I felt towards him was definitely NOT "Aww - poor kid"

I am lusting over a colleague. There is clear chemistry between us, so we avoid each other. We are both married, with kids. I wouldn’t act on it, but this just makes me feel like my marriage it’s boring and I am longing for adventure :(

The only thing DH ever wants for Christmas is for me to wake him up Christmas morning wearing nothing but a red bow and a smile. I'm happy to do it because it gets me out of having to wrap presents for him.

Yes, friends have dropped me because I'm not a liberal Democrat. Honestly, I don't see them as much of a loss.

I had to wear my older brother's hand me downs. To school.

I hate it when I think it's just going to be me & DD24 hanging out, then son in law decides at the last minute, uninvited, to come along.

Airline just sent me an email reminding me that, since I bought the absolute cheapest tickets they offered, there was a list of normal services which will not be available to me. Their way of setting us commoners in our place so we don't get uppity.

If you're constantly asking me for money, then I feel that it entitles me to criticize your spending habits, adult DD. And I use the term "adult" loosely here.

I was bullied at school for being poor and 20 years later that bully is homeless, karma is a bitch .