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When I was 15 my mom and my older sister accidentally walked in while I was masturbating. Mid-orgasm. While it was super embarrassing at the time, I have come to enjoy getting caught.

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I've had to change panties 4 times today, I'm so horny and dripping wet. I'm gonna have to do laundry just so I can have underwear for tomorrow

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DH talked me into going commando to church this morning. I felt so naughty.

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For the first time he isn't in a relationship when we've had sex.

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I am with my last lover. It is a strange milestone.

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Teenager are so uptight.

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I hate when people say kiddos. Where did this come from? Ots not cute. Its not a word. Whats wrong with just kids

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I'm 10 days late... I have 2 autistic boys.. 4 and 7. My 4 year old starts Kindergarten next school year... I thought I was done.....

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I just wish H would get the balls to tell me he’s done so we can both move the fuck on. I’ve checked out long ago. I’m so done

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As a driver, I have had more near accidents caused by pedestrians & people on fucking bicycles than by other motorists.

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9mo pregnant, college full time, 3 kids in activities, pets to care for, yet my mother expects me to just be available anytime she wants/needs me to do something. It’s so selfish! I hope I am more considerate when I’m in her position.

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H is nothing but a sorry ass fucking hypocrite

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i feel bad but no matter how hard i try my MIL just annoys & frustrates me. Her entitlement, narcissism & instinct to villianize me anytime she doesn’t get to her way has overshadowed any “good” moment we can share. i feel fake all the time which I hate

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I just want to give up on everything, I just don’t care anymore.

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I worry one day he’s gonna snap and kill me How the fuck did I get myself into this and why can’t I find an easy way out? There clearly is no easy way.

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DH’s skills in the bedroom are lacking which is not that bad because we’re in love but damn if I wouldn’t like to be with someone who knows what they’re doing once in a while! He’s my only but even I know there’s got to be more than this!

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DH needs kissing lessons!

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For every bad deed I try to do 2 good deeds to make up for it.

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She is having 10 bridesmaids and he is having 10 groomsmen. No one has that many people who are that close. How rude is it to decline being in the wedding? It's going to cost like $2k extra compared to just being a guest.

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H asked for the divorce. Fucker did me a favor. Emotionally abusive/gaslighting, hypocrite and closet racist. I have never felt better in my life. Trust me, run from yours. It's not worth the heartache.

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Decided to go on a dating diet since men seem to think they can push me into FWB despite me being clear about what I want. Best decision I ever made. I highly recommend it.

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I'm 33, he's 19. He says he has the hots for me. Whenever I think about him I get warm. It's so wrong and fortunately nothing will ever happen as I'm married and love my husband but it's so flattering

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I don’t understand why people act like being a parent is doing a favor to their child. My mom did that shit to me. It wasn’t my choice to be born! Stop acting like I did something wrong because you decided to keep me! I didn’t ruin your life, you did

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I have 2 toddlers and I'm too tired for anything else. I have no hobbies, no friends, no money, no energy, and no fucks. So burnt out and don't know how to be myself or even who that is anymore...

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I don’t understand how so many mothers have affairs. Where the hell is the time for all that?

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My ex is seeing someone instead of paying child support. I am PISSED.

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Just realized my Dh and MIL live like moderate hoarders because they don't think they deserve better. Clutter and collections abound. I hate it.

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I waited six weeks for that. Wtf dude? I could cry.

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DH of 11 yrs is gone at BIL’s house & won’t be home til late tomorrow. I hate that he gets to leave me & DC (8,2,4mo) & have fun, meanwhile I NEVER get to leave, have friends, have access to money, find who I am outside of mom. So tired of being alone.

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It still bothers me that when I told my family about being pregnant with my 2nd my mom said "oh my God again!?" It's been 4 yrs and they're besties but it still bugs me

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DH loves romantic comedies, and I actually think a little less of him because of it.

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I am a pickier eater than both my kids.

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I have no idea what I am doing most days.

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I wonder when I am going to get out of my awkward stage.

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I know antibiotic resistance is a thing but have never questioned when my kids or I have been prescribed them. I figure doctor knows best.

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I have an English degree but am SO bad at knowing vocabulary word meanings.

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I have never ever voted or been registered to vote.

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I am a Democrat but more conservative than I want to admit.

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Was subbing in a school for aide in class. 1st grader tells 23 yr old teacher she doesn't feel good. Teacher thought she was faking. My mom alarm went off. Told her she needed to go to nurse. I was right! Girl threw up immediately in nurse! Mom win!

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DH is 50 but, if it were not for me, our home would still be furnished in mismatched trash day "rescues" like when he was in college.

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