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Confessional #25788329
#25788329

I think Lin Manuel Miranda is sexy AF & I watch Hamilton too much.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25788328
#25788328

I wish I could tell my friends what's going on with H, but they're his friends too. Last time I confided my one friend essentially stopped talking to me. Who am I supposed to turn to?

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18 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25788325
#25788325

Every day, I am less and less sure what I need my husband for. I make the money. I take care of the kids. I plan our (currently non existent) social lives. I get off with a vibrator. What, exactly, is his point?

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13 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25788324
#25788324

DH really wants to buy me a minivan for Christmas but I’ll sacrifice driving my old car for a mommy makeover. I’m so close to finishing breastfeeding. I want my boobs and tummy tuck over a minivan.

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1 ME TOO


Confessional #25788323
#25788323

Just the sound of MIL's voice irritates the hell out of me.

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Confessional #25788321
#25788321

The thought of sending my kids back to school in August is freaking me out so much. I'm so tired of all this craziness. It's wearing me the fuck out.

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16 ME TOO

Confessional #25788320
#25788320

I feel like I need a new guy to help me forget HIM but then every guy I meet seems like a completely dud so then I miss HIM & think about how great it was w/ HIM, how we just fit. Then I remember he doesn’t want me anymore. Then I think I need a new guy.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25788319
#25788319

I dont want to be with my husband. He scares the shit out of me.

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14 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25788318
#25788318

I am the favorite parent. It’s exhausting, but it secretly makes me happy.

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9 ME TOO

Confessional #25788316
#25788316

My mom criticizes my SO of 20 yrs ALL.THE.TIME! Truth be told my step-dad acts just like him she just refuses to see the similarities between the two. Both are lazy-ass freeloaders that always want sex, while we bust our asses working every day.

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22 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25788315
#25788315

my bff of all our lives marred a total douche bag. totally settled for his lying, cheating, drunk ass. he tells he what to do and forbids her from going more than 1 hr away from home without her mom, wtf dude, 1940 is over

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25788312
#25788312

I make my mom listen to Helmet & Rage Againt the Machine when we go somewhere in my car. I consider it payback for all of the Eddie Rabbit & Hall & Oats I was forced to listen to in her car as a kid.

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Confessional #25788311
#25788311

I can't stand little kids' whiny voices.

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Confessional #25788310
#25788310

Growing up, I had numerous step and half realtives. I made my marriage work because I do not want that confusing bullshit for my kids. Step aunt, step cousin, half sibling, step brother in law, Jesus fucking christ!

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15 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25788308
#25788308

Bf is absolutely perfect. Love him, will Never leave him BUT he’s terrible with money. Honestly don’t care I’ll carry us! Just love me this hard till the day I die, I’ll take us places. People would judge if they knew so we pretend he’s the breadwinner.

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20 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25788306
#25788306

I grew up poor with neglectful parents. My kids are upper middle class and well cared for but also insufferable and entitled. Wish I knew how to make them appreciate how fortunate they are. I am starting to resent them.

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45 HUGS
20 ME TOO


Confessional #25788305
#25788305

I was never in love with H. I think I just settled for comfort. Here I am 18 yrs later screaming to get out and start a new life just me and the kids. I need to make something of myself. H just holds be back! No desires, dreams, ambition, Nothing

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28 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25788304
#25788304

I can't believe I'm only 5.5 years into my marriage and have the rest of my life to go with this asshole. Only in it for the money at this point.

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29 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25788302
#25788302

DD 12, has such a fucking attitude that I’m about to snap. She’s a lazy brat with a resting bitchface. Can’t ask her to do shit because she huffs & puffs. Ready to take all her shit from her.

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10 ME TOO

Confessional #25788301
#25788301

My birthday is tomorrow and I had wanted to spend the day self reflecting on what the last 10 years have been like for me before I welcome in the beginning of a new decade. Instead I’m spending the day getting yelled at by H.

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2 ME TOO


Confessional #25788300
#25788300

I spent a lot of my life thinking I was better then most, today I know most are better then me. I

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25788297
#25788297

Called DS5 a fucking brat because he hit me with a toy and cut my cheek. Hating myself right now

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25788296
#25788296

I’m 42 and in menopause. Now I need a bone density test. Great.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25788295
#25788295

I’m a kind, generous, supportive friend when anyone needs me. How does it work that when I need a shoulder suddenly there’s no one?

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31 ME TOO


Confessional #25788293
#25788293

I'm scared about getting Coronavirus! I disinfect constantly and rarely leave the house. I worry people in AZ just don't care. No social distance OR mask!

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14 ME TOO

Confessional #25788292
#25788292

I miss alone time. Even just alone time from DH would be nice. The kids ask me for stuff all day but will sit by themselves to play or watch a movie sometimes. DH bugs hourly. Never for anything important often feeling me up. I hate it stop touching me.

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17 ME TOO

Confessional #25788288
#25788288

DH is always either at work or his parents' house. He goes there every time they say jump to do tasks they could easily could do themselves. I didn't sign on to be a single parent, but I am. I resent their selfishness and his submission.

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16 ME TOO

Confessional #25788285
#25788285

I miss my ex-h but super love my current BF whom I moved half way across the country for?! What is wrong with me?

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5 ME TOO


Confessional #25788284
#25788284

I hate my kid today.

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19 ME TOO

Confessional #25788281
#25788281

I hate my best friend's oldest son. He is a manipulating liar who causes trouble and then blames everyone else, including my son. And his parents believe him EVERY TIME. BFF is my ride or die, but her asshole son is the worst!

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25788279
#25788279

My mother is nearly 60 and still finds herself involved in drama constantly, but fails to see how the common denominator in each situation is HER.

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13 ME TOO

Confessional #25788277
#25788277

A lot of times I think our dog is a giant pita but at the same time I know when he's gone I'll be sad and eventually want another.

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15 ME TOO


Confessional #25788273
#25788273

I am forgettable. To everyone.

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Confessional #25788272
#25788272

I've been lonely my whole life. I wish I could actually enjoy my own company.

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23 ME TOO

Confessional #25788268
#25788268

My sister is so crazy that two of her four former bridesmaids have had to call the police on her for stalking and harassment.

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Confessional #25788266
#25788266

I learned the hard way that a man being a great friend doesn't always translate to being a great husband.

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21 ME TOO


Confessional #25788265
#25788265

I neither love nor hate my DH. I feel nothing. I'm completely apathetic toward him & this marriage. I'm ready to divorce, close this chapter in my life, & move on.

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28 HUGS
26 ME TOO

Confessional #25788264
#25788264

I'm afraid my granddaughter is going to grow up to be evil like her father.

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25788263
#25788263

I wake up wet when I dream of him. It’s been 9 years and I still desire and love him. I hate myself for it. When we were together there was hardly a day without abuse. Why am I like this?

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32 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25788260
#25788260

I do not miss my in-laws at all bc of covid. They were always so much work!

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29 ME TOO

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