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When I can’t work out, I don’t eat. I feel like I always have to earn my food.

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I didn't set out to estrange myself from my mother. I only meant to take a break from her for a few months, then realized that life was easier & happier without her in it. Next thing I know, 30 years have passed. No regrets.

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My husband is so insecure. It's the least sexy thing ever.

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I am EXTREMELY bisexual but my wife thinks Bi girls are gross and dirty. I can never tell her I am one.

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I know indulging in an "I told you so!" is childish and counter-productive, but sometimes it's just WORTH it to be able to rub their nose in it.

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When I think about looking at his social media or hers I repeat to myself "NOT MY CIRCUS. NOT MY MONKEYS."

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I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty fishing hook then watch a Hallmark channel movie

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DW just angrily asked me if I know how much my upcoming heart surgery is going to inconvenience her.

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DS's new daycare teacher is such a bitch. I put a hidden recorder in his bag and got her fired. The vile things she said may not be allowed in court but the director sure wanted to hear it.

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Sitting at the park minding my own GD business, and here come someone's fucking dogs, getting all up in my shit, trying to grab my food, one of them took a dump 3 feet from me. And their idiot owners just grinned. This is why I stay in my house!!

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Every year I give thanks that we make enough to be able to afford to eat our Thanksgiving meal at a restaurant, so I don't have to do all the cooking and cleanup.

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They're too scared to ever do it, but I make a point when we're heading out to tell the babysitter (in front of DC) "Spank 'em if they need it"

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I give the expected cheerful responses and congratulations for people (marriage, baby, promotion, etc.), but I don't mean it, and I think people are starting to notice.

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I just want to be back in my 30s having wild, hot, ravenous sex with gorgeous men.

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Dh was raised with an alcoholic dad , his mom just made herself the victim , never left , would talk shit about his dad. Shed rather have a fucked up son and the sympathy. I demanded dh get sober or gtfo. Hes coming up on a year. We dont see them.

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I know this makes me sound horrid, but when I'm using the restroom at work & someone else comes in my first thought is "Jesus Christ get the fuck out of here".

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H is going to be late to work again because it takes him hours to poop. It’s ridiculous.

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I have been officially waiting for two years for another child, biological or adopted. I secretly cry every day.

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My neighbors kids bedroom is where their front door is. I have anxiety just thinking about someone stealing my kids let alone them sleeping a foot away from the front door!

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DH fired for second time this year for greed and dishonesty. Seriously contemplating divorce. I am a good, honest person who deserves better.

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I once ghosted a guy because he wanted me to spank his bare ass with a belt & choke him. I was abused as a kid & those were serious triggers for me. Why the fuck would someone want to be physically abused on purpose? Not my bag, man.

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I'm supposed to be cleaning, but I'm currently binge-watching videos from my watch list that Amazon Prime says will be leaving their catalog tomorrow.

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dd came home from college for pop up visit, AH hasnt seen her in a month- hes mad at me so he walks right by her and doesnt say 2 words to her while shes there- So done with his parent when he feels like it or I suck up BS. Parent or leave.

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I’m so sick of being stuck in this cycle of thoughts and indecision. If I had spent even half the time thinking about if I should marry him as I am now about divorcing him, I probably never would have married him.

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There have numerous occasions throughout my adult life where I've thought to myself "I can't believe I shaved my legs for this".

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Told my 19yrDD I was going to divorce her dad next yr, papers should be done in Jan, he is a drunk, scared to death for Dec and when I do- he is going to flip out and prob abandon both kids, youngest 12DS. I cant do it anymore.

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I will never understand why men expect women to swoon over pictures of their stupid dicks - and I *AM* one (a man, not a stupid dick - though it's understandable if it's sometimes tough to tell the difference).

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He is going to miss me

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Was a quiet, awkward, friendless homebody, never invited anywhere by anyone. Epiphany today: I was poor, and by grade school it was clear I didn't rate with my better-off peers, so I kept to myself. Crying now for the lonely girl I was and still am at 50.

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My H was caught being inappropriate with a 17 year old girl. I fucking hate his guts. But instead of leaving, I'm going to stay & punish him for the rest of his life. Why should I have to struggle & be poor? I'm not the one who fucked shit up.

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Every time I am tempted to message him or check his social media or hers I repeat the affirmation “I let go of people who do not have my best interest at heart” I really hope that this continues to work

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I never understood the desire for an open marriage, but now I do. I want to be with DH for the stability and family life it provides for the kids, but I want AP for the mind blowing sex. I've never had that many orgasms from sex in my life. He's a god.

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My husband is my soulmate. I don't know what I'd do without him. Seems I can't say that to anyone because they're all jealous.

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My husband is the absolute best in every way...except for his penis. I HATE that his parents didn’t circumcise him, & I get why. But I think a limp uncircumcised dick is revolting. I’m miffed it’s all I’ll ever get again.

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I hate buying gifts for other people, I hate that, while nobody expects anything, I seem stupid if I don't. My money is MINE, I don't make much, we wear thrift store clothes. Retail prices & wastefulness irritate me. I know I sound like a selfish asshole.

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I’ve been going to the 4x or 5x a week for the past month. I’m starting to become addicted, but I’m loving the results...I’m refusing to stay out of shape. It keeps my mind off of shit as well! Oh...did I mention they have a daycare!?

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The turning point in our marriage? When exH looked at me and said, "Go are the most beautiful you have ever been...….on the OUTSIDE."

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Sometimes you just have to let things go.....

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No H, not going to let the auto insurance lapse so your unemployed ass can have cigarettes. I refuse to sit in jail because I'm stopped by the cops on the way to my JOB!

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Sleeping so much better since I'm not constantly waiting for a msg from him. It's great!

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