CONFESSIONAL

I got a good one - and yet I still feel stabby when he pours the old tea bags in the sink for me to clean up.

No husband, having kids didn't make you fat. Your poor choices, constant drinking and general laziness made you fat.

I could smell my baby's stinky feet all day and love it. Motherhood is weird.

I just saw a ridiculously cheesy Xmas commercial with a father surprising his adult daughter with a gift and it was so cliche but my dad died a few months ago and now I'm bawling.

DH and I took a personality test. I am emotional, extroverted, and a big picture thinker while he is detail oriented, introverted, and analytical. It is the reason we can't see eye to eye...but both reports confirmed we are attracted to our opposites.

We have 5 cats. They're all well cared for, fixed & vaccinated, and we have plenty of room for them. Still, though, I can't help but feel that 5 is a bit exxcessive & irresponsible.

Being married means being the convenient target of DW's wrath when she's pissed over something or someone else who's not there for her to take it out on.

I say I want to lose weight for my health and that is true but part of my motivation is very petty. I want men to holler at me again and women to be jealous of me again.

I hate these pets. If I wanted to run around cleaning up bullshit messes for the rest of my life, I'd have more fucking kids.

Local news today. Man was hit and killed while changing a tire. Watch for traffic. K-9 unit was killed during pursuit and it was “heartbreaking news” Why have we put an animal’s life above a human’s? If I was his family, I’d be so insulted.

My kids aren't disrespectful at all. We just aren't an uptight family and playful banter is a regular thing for us.

I feel too lucky to have 3 perfectly healthy kids. Trying for a 4th makes me scared like this will be the stillborn , another miscarriage, a sick baby and I'm not strong enough to handle any of that while taking care of my 3 kids now.

I love my DH. Which is why it makes me sad that he has no idea that I'll be leaving him in about 5 years when I'm financially stable. Nothing personal against him, I'm just sick of being married.

Damn it I can’t let him have this control over me anymore. Don’t message me first thing in the morning under the guise of telling me I bring positivity to your life to turn around and snap at me for not being over your lies yet

I like to look through expensive home decor magazines & fantasize about living in a home that's big, clean, beautiful, & elegantly furnished & decorated. Then I come back to reality & look around my actual home that's the total opposite & get depressed.

During WW2 my grandma was a prostitute.

I wish my partner had a vasectomy, I'd be free to do as I want and please. It's not selfish to not create a life..

Doctors used to tell my mom she was a strong woman because of all the things she had been through. She was a prescription drug addict. She wasn't strong, she was weak.

Cat shit on the couch and a big ass spider in the sink. How's your morning going?

I wish the superhero movies would just stop. Most men can't be bothered to expend the energy required to be a decent human being, never mind a hero. How about some movies showing them how not to be a colossal disappointment to their wive and families?

I'm in my late 50's and since menopause, my sex drive has plummeted to hell. I used to be such a sexual creature. It doesn't help that I feel more like friends with my husband than lovers. I want my desire to be spanked & fucked back!

When - and why - did everyone decide my time doesn't matter? Interrupted, left waiting, hinted at to hurry, expected to change my plans, assumed I will do the thing. I have responsibilities, yes, but sacrificing every part of myself isn't one of them.

Apparently my "gaydar" is off b/c the guy who I thought was cute but gay just asked me out to drinks & told me he wants to fuck me. We've been talking for a while & I thought he was gay the entire time. Nope. Straight as can be. I'm giddy lol.

I haven’t had sex with my husband in 5 years. We pretend to be a happy family (and mostly do have fun with the kids) but we have no relationship at all when it’s just the 2 of us :(

He only wanted something casual but I wanted more so I moved on. Now he says he wants more but his actions are still implying he doesn't. I wish he would just grow up and figure out what the fuck he wants. I already have one foot out the door.

My mother was a prostitute.

DH came home a few hours late from work. He was upset that I wasn't worried & didn't call him to find out why. I said it was because I was busy & lost track of time. Actually, it's because I didn't care & was relishing my time alone.

"I hate when guys try to spoon in the middle of the night, like the fuck if you want to spoon do it while I'm awake, not asleep sleep is my time not his."

I think a lot of people are too quick to claim disrespect. Especially when respect needs to go both ways.

I told someone a truth about me personally that involved someone else. Someone she knows is untruthful. She asked him about it, he denied it. Then she asked me why I lied to her. I am so hurt.

When my DH is ignoring my texts (and he’s not at work), I’ll push the “find my iPhone” beep so he has to look at his phone.

We have nothing in common except sex. I’m perfectly ok with that since it’s all we do, just with his dick was as good as his tongue.

Today I just learned that my 4 year old son is completely color blind, this makes me sad that he will never know the beauty of a rainbow.

I’ve been trying to ignore him because of how awfully he’s treated me. Tonight he messages that he’s struggling with something, I try to be supportive and now no reply. Well that was your last chance buddy, so long

I've been trying to move on from my last broken relationship by sexting everyone but it seems that I actually have to mourn it first before I can. Slowing down and writing about it made me realized how much of "me" I have let go. I feel lost and sad.

H touching me makes my skin crawl

Never fails: every time I paint my nails, I immediately have to pee.

I was all for living off-grid in theory, but now that there's property with a beautiful off-grid home for sale, within our budget, I'm scared. I honestly don't know if I can do without electricity, wifi, etc. I didn't expect H to call my bluff. Fuck.

My mom is dying and I’m pissed about it.

I hold on my farts around husband or slowly poof them out quietly. I like to let them roar but don't want him to hear.