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When someone complains that their pet(s) went missing after they were let outside, unsupervised, I shrug and tune them out. Don’t want your pets to disappear, then keep them inside! Stupidhead.

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I constantly worry that one of my kids will do something stupid which, while it would have been a temporary span of embarrassment and repercussions when I was a kid, will dog them for the rest of their life.

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Wish I was brave enough to come clean.

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My husband’s aunt is a racist homophobic transphobic ignorant redneck hick, and I wish I never had to deal with her again.

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I still don’t know what Tik Tok is.

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My husband moved out this week, think he thought I’d be sad. I’m enjoying the quiet time and being able to fart loudly in bed

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I have this irrational fear of my toddler dying. I’m out of town at a work-conference, saw a FB post about a mom and her still-born baby, and now I’m sobbing in my hotel room. I worry that something will happen to take my baby away from me.

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H doesn’t see the problems in our marriage & really thinks we should make it work. He doesn’t care about the million other reasons I’ve explained I want out, sometimes I want to blurt out that I fell in love w/ his boss & he broke my heart.

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Wheat thins are my downfall. I could eat the whole box.

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My husbands affair has mentally, emotionally & physically destroyed me. My entire being is shattered. How could you do this to me?

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I have a husband who is on call a lot. I love being home alone- eating whatever I want, wine, and watching silly movies he hates.

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I miss my oldest when she goes to school. Wish I could keep her home.

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I hate myself and I need antidepressants.

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Xh, you’ve made it clear I have no value to you. Now you want something?! WTF? Your entitlement makes me sick.

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DH has been dealing with anxiety and depression for the past 4 years. I know that this isn't how mental illness works, but sometimes I just want to scream at him to snap the fuck out of it. I resent him and his lack of being present in our family life.

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Putting away hand me down shoes, DH goes to put them next to the door, I tell him put them in the tote those don’t fit yet. He gets angry “well how am I supposed to know?” ugh You’re their dad, pay more f-ing attention. I’m not a single parent!

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Triggered: when my h broke his back, his mom told me lmk if anything important happens. She’s currently in the hospital and that’s the only thing that keeps playing in my head.

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My DS2 stopped breastfeeding over a year ago and I miss it so much...he's my last and I wish he had gone a little longer :-(

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Just had sex in my car in a parking lot because it’s the only time I get away from kids.

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I don't think Arby's was wrong for posting that "upsetting" sign.

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Dreamed I had sex with an ex. His SO was in the other room recording. She was pissed & going to post it on the internet. Panicked, b/c my marriage would be over. So relieved when I woke. It was just a very bad dream. But, WTF? I never even wanted the guy.

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Finished my Christmas shopping today! Wrapping it all tonight! I love the Holidays!!!

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I wish people would listen to me about what Satanism really is. It's not a belief in the literal Satan, but a symbol of the eternal rebel and an opposition to arbitrary authority. Hail Satan!

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All i ever wanted was to be a mom, and now that I'm a mom i feel like an epic failure at it.

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AP lives out of state. Whenever he’s in town I take a day off of work and bang him at a hotel. It’s my self care.

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DD won't stfu. You don't need to make noise all. The. Fucking. Time.

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Husband is traveling on business every week now, when he doesn't have to and never did before, all while being suspiciously nice to me. Looks like I did the right thing to get myself a boyfriend six months ago.

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I water down my rum bottle in the fridge or add iced tea to it bc I’m afraid DH will judge me for how much I’ve had or that I had some during the afternoon, hope he doesn’t ask for a drink of it...

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Lord, God, Almighty please please I need this new job and the life change it will bring for my family.

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My husband isnt man enough.

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You're not entitled to a relationship with me. Me accepting your apology doesn't reconcile us, un-ruin my childhood, or make your new family not exist. We will not ever be friends. You made damn sure of that, didn't you, mom? Please just go away.

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I get great pleasure from picking my toddlers nose. I just cant stand the bogeys and must take them out much 2 my toddlers frustration. Lool

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I have a chronic illness that often debilitates me, so I need a lot of help around the house. DH says just to ask him for help, but when I do, he behaves like a dick. I can't win.

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If h takes this job I know it'll spell the end of our marriage because "she" works there too... still remember when he used to throw himself at her years before we got together..

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Borrowed $1300 2 weeks ago from parents, said no rush in paying back. Mom calls me at 8 this morning to ask when I'm going to be able to pay that $ back, because my fucking brother needs it. So now I'm stressed. This is why I wish I was an only child!

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I married the wrong person. And everyday is a heartbreak.

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I dislike most of my friends and feel great relief when they cancel plans or are too busy to get together. WTF is wrong with me?

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I always ignore H's text messages. It takes his "power" away if I don't respond. All he cares about is genitalia & sex anyway. My phone serves my needs, not other peoples'.

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Noticed yesterday that DDs teacher wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. So, I searched him on the internet. Like a stalker. No, no, no. I can’t crush on DDs teacher (who’s divorced - found the court record) WTF is wrong with me?

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It’s been a year since I realized that he has feelings for me too. It’s been an emotional roller coaster since we’re both married. We never talked about our situation, & while I think we should, I’m too scared to initiate but things can’t go on like this.

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