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Confessional #25837505
#25837505

Penises are ugly.

27 LIKES
7 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25837504
#25837504

I am attracted to my BFF and want to make love to her…just once. I think if I get it out of my system that it will help me focus on my marriage. Wishful thinking.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25837503
#25837503

Sometimes I feel like I don’t want to be with H any more.

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14 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25837502
#25837502

everynight i cry myself to sleep thinking about how skinny and ugly i am

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33 HUGS
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Confessional #25837501
#25837501

I have the WORST depression I had in years, I'm having really dark thoughts. I can't afford therapy, and my family not only doesn't care but they treat me like they're so tired of me and I shouldn't feel this way. I want help I can't have

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51 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25837499
#25837499

Dh is 12 years my senior. I have to beg him for sex. I'm raising my teen daughter to never marry a man older than her. I'm broken.

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37 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25837498
#25837498

I spend hours on tik tok watching blackhead popping and ingrown hair removal videos.

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13 ME TOO

Confessional #25837497
#25837497

Started baking my own bread the other day, and my kids are going CRAZY for it! They eat it plain and it's gone within a couple of hours and they fight over the last slice. This makes me happier then anything has all year. I may never stop baking now.

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17 HUGS
6 ME TOO


Confessional #25837496
#25837496

Looking forward to being an empty nester in about one more year.

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8 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25837494
#25837494

With 2 sons home for the summer and both spending every moment in their rooms on computers, the only real confirmation I have that they ARE home is (as is also the case with rats))I can see they’ve been getting into our food.

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18 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25837492
#25837492

I don’t have kids. I worry that, even if I had a planned pregnancy, fear of the huge responsibility and commitment would make me chicken out and get an abortion.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25837491
#25837491

Opened up to H about some new stuff I want to try in the bedroom. He basically said that he's already doing so much and doesn't want the pressure of doing more. Oh well, DH guess I'll go find someone else then. I've tried too many times...

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33 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Confessional #25837490
#25837490

I think I'd be better off dead, because everything feels hopeless.

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36 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25837489
#25837489

Scared af somethings wrong with me. Dizzy for over a week and despite eating better and vitamins it's not fully gone. Can all the bad shit stop now plzzzz!

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39 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25837487
#25837487

Ds8 talks nonstop about Minecraft, probably like I talked nonstop about Barbie or whatever when I was 8. Touché, universe.

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18 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25837486
#25837486

Sometimes I wear my robe to bed.

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4 HUGS
17 ME TOO


Confessional #25837481
#25837481

I wish i didnt feel like an outcast so much.

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35 ME TOO

Confessional #25837480
#25837480

I wish the feds would legalize pot and pot products at least for prescription use. If it’s half as good as claimed for anxiety, it’d be a godsend for me, but the only way my employer wouldn’t fire me for it is if it’s legal and it’s prescribed to me.

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25 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25837479
#25837479

The problem I face as an engineer designing a product for the public to use is idiot-proofing it. Any scenario in which I think "Nobody'd ever be stupid enough to do THAT!" - they will. AND they'll find a lawyer to say they're stupidity is my fault.

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26 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25837477
#25837477

I've never been a fan of people leaving friends and family behind to retire to Florida, but now I have a very specific reason - when you decline and need assistance or move to a retirement home, it's a royal pain for us to take care of things remotely.

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3 ME TOO


Confessional #25837476
#25837476

My bathing suit is not flattering and screams “middle aged mom!” I’m too old and tired to GAF.

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27 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25837473
#25837473

I am ready to go ahead and become a widow now. That is all.

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24 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25837472
#25837472

I wish someone would take care of me sometimes instead of my taking care of all the things.

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26 HUGS
45 ME TOO

Confessional #25837471
#25837471

I've been having an EA for 2 years with my work partner. They're the only thing I can think about, but I have little kids...

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13 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25837470
#25837470

It’s stupidly entertaining watching my toddler “hide” behind transparent curtains and strain to poop. And then come out like nothing happened and go right back to playing, not caring at all about the poop bulge in his pants.

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25837469
#25837469

My retirement plans involve an acre of land & a gypsy caravan

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25837467
#25837467

I got pretty wasted on Father’s Day. Thankfully, I managed to hide it well. We were with DH family, who I loathe!! Got home & I nearly passed out on the couch! At least it made our obligatory family cookout more manageable!!

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10 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25837466
#25837466

I was raped by my brother for years as a young kid. Now I'm an adult and they ( my parents and brother )all pretend it never happened but I live with it every day. I feel so alone.

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1 ME TOO


Confessional #25837465
#25837465

Walked around the park for half an hour pushing my 9 month old with a boob out... Note to self - baby gets snack before leaving the house.

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25837463
#25837463

Friends celebrate their kids half birthdays. Cake, presents, everything. I think it’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard of.

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10 HUGS
66 ME TOO

Confessional #25837462
#25837462

Father’s Day was terrible. My dad hated me and my sister. He left 25 years ago and I’m so glad I’ll never see him again!

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25837460
#25837460

Anti Vax in laws are angry because our province is at 70% vaccinations & restrictions are all lifted. NOW they're worried about catching it?!? OK. If you're so fucking worried then get the shot instead of expecting a million people to bend to you! Twats!

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2 ME TOO


Confessional #25837458
#25837458

I use his snoring as an excuse to not share a bed with him anymore.

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23 ME TOO

Confessional #25837457
#25837457

The most dangerous drivers around here used to be our U.S. Representative's kids who went to my high school. They knew full well the police and sheriff's departments were under orders to not ticket or pull them over - and they drove accordingly.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25837456
#25837456

I hate being a mom

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35 ME TOO

Confessional #25837455
#25837455

If I would have known what a complete terror my second child would be I would have begged my husband to pull out two years ago.

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8 ME TOO


Confessional #25837454
#25837454

I’ve been crying my eyes out over him daily since we reconnected 2 months ago. Never been mad at God before but I am now for this cruel twist that is not allowing us to be together. 20 years later we find out we’re soulmates but both stuck

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25837453
#25837453

Friend’s H is going to the food bank today. They spent $250 last week ordering takeout. Yes, I am pissed.

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59 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25837452
#25837452

I can do so much better than H. But he’s filthy rich and my kids deserve the best life. I’m breaking every day and he loves it.

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65 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25837451
#25837451

My adult step daughter can’t go a whole day without lying. It’s always a bizarre lie too..creepy

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37 HUGS
2 ME TOO

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