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Confessional #25797533
#25797533

I'm tired of my teenagers.

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14 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25797532
#25797532

My husband rarely helps around the house and the little he does he makes it out like he is Mr. Clean . And I am Peggy Bundy. He has no idea HOW much I actually do. The A-hole

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21 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25797531
#25797531

I'm babysitting the neighbor's cat and took my time and drank beer from his garage fridge. I don't feel bad. I got 25 minutes aways from the kids.

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3 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25797530
#25797530

I'm so tired of living paycheck to paycheck but thanks to covid I can't go back to work. Where is that second stimulus at?!

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18 HUGS
9 ME TOO


Confessional #25797529
#25797529

I’m way too self-conscious to take a selfie and post it to social media - not because of how I look but because I would feel stupid and self-centered. I’m a millennial. We’re supposed to be into that stuff, right?

10 LIKES
8 HUGS
29 ME TOO

Confessional #25797528
#25797528

My kids hate online school with a surprising amount of passion. I don’t know what to do for them. Feel like I’m failing then.

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17 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25797526
#25797526

SS5 mom has an infection on her brain and is extremely vulnerable to getting sick, but she goes out to parties and bbqs unmasked because her friends have convinced her that the virus doesn’t exist.

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15 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25797525
#25797525

friends of friends 10 yr old is dyeing of DIPG brain cancer. FUCK CANCER! No child should pass this young and esp from cancer or other terminal diseases! God fucking sucks!

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47 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25797522
#25797522

I am so ready to take the kids and leave. He is hanging on like there’s something to save. Just need to cut the chord already but it’s hard. I think because I am scared to do this on my own with DS3 and DS 9 mo

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37 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25797521
#25797521

My husband is such a jerk to our kids and then acts shocked they don’t like him. Hmmm such a mystery, AH.

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25 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25797520
#25797520

I have a very clear view of what my life would have been like if I chose the small town boy instead of my high achieving, genius husband. I know it would make me more endearing if I said I wish I chose the average guy. But no thanks.

34 LIKES
11 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25797519
#25797519

I’m so angry. My kid pisses me off and it makes me want to smoke weed to chill myself tf out, but it’s a problem for me so I have to keep it out the house. I feel trapped and powerless and it all makes me so fucking angry.

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21 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25797518
#25797518

My first child and I have never bonded. I feel incapable. He’s 6 now, almost 7. He was colicky when he was little and difficult ever after. Between that and my ACA programming - I feel fucked. I’m trying to be a better mom, I hope shit turns out alright.

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35 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25797517
#25797517

I want a do over, not in regards to my child, but only in regards to the father. Wish it worked that way.

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22 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25797515
#25797515

I'm jealous of my husband's ex wife because unlike me, she had the balls to actually leave him. She's free of his fucking nonsense.

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25 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25797513
#25797513

I need a career change. I’m 40. Fuuuck.

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24 HUGS
24 ME TOO


Confessional #25797512
#25797512

Raising plants from seeds and watching them grow and flourish and thrive has been more fulfilling to me than wife/motherhood. I should've stayed single and lived in a cabin in the mountains with my dog and my plants. Domestic life is a trap.

21 LIKES
28 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25797511
#25797511

Wish I knew my husband in my 20s. I liked sex way more and i was thinner. Now I can do without sex and im fat.

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22 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25797510
#25797510

I never thought my DS and I could be anything other than close. Unfortunately, my chronic illness has created distance. I’m so sad about that, and it can’t be fixed.

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34 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25797509
#25797509

I’m a bang maid/nanny in my husband’s eyes

1 LIKES
22 HUGS
10 ME TOO


Confessional #25797508
#25797508

I don't get why everyone loves Hamilton. It's fine but I don't get the obsession.

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3 HUGS
48 ME TOO

Confessional #25797507
#25797507

I've gained over 100lbs since we broke up, I look old, tired, and uncomfortable. I miss being thin, young, and looking amazing while we did the naughty things we did. I hate getting old. H barely looks at me. I miss passion & romance.

4 LIKES
60 HUGS
27 ME TOO

Confessional #25797506
#25797506

My mother has no respect but is mentally ill. I don't want my kids to see how messed up this is and I don't want to end up like her. She breaks my heart.

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44 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25797505
#25797505

DS14 is driving me fucking nuts. Just spent $250 on groceries this morning and we have nothing he wants and doesn’t want what I’m making for dinner and whining I never get what he wants fuck off

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54 HUGS
6 ME TOO


Confessional #25797503
#25797503

I want to run away from home. I love my family to bits and pieces it’s too much!!!

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27 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25797502
#25797502

I'm 34 now. The older I get, the more I hate working for other people. I hate being told all day long what to do and when to do it. I need a lot more control over my work life. Time to get this business off the ground!

27 LIKES
22 HUGS
25 ME TOO

Confessional #25797500
#25797500

My dh grabbed my stretched out belly skin & asked me what I can do about it-suggesting I get a tummy tuck. I touched his penis & told him I’ll do mine when he fixes his. Now he’s mad. Good. Doing that to me made me mad too.

156 LIKES
65 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25797499
#25797499

Did a tiny edible this morning (not enough to really feel it) and homeschooling went amazing today. I think I've found the perfect dose to manage my stress.

66 LIKES
13 HUGS
9 ME TOO


Confessional #25797498
#25797498

SIL side of the family has some of the weirdest looking kids I have ever seen. It doesn’t help that one of the little boys parents are cousins.

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17 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25797494
#25797494

Since I had my ''our baby'', I can't stand my step kids

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59 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25797492
#25797492

If my stepdaughter 14 starts the fucking blender while I'm in a virtual meeting again, I'll lose my fucking mind. H and I both working from home, one office, I'm stuck on the kitchen table with 3 stepkids. Heaven help me! Missing the single life sometimes

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52 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25797491
#25797491

I used to be chronically late. Always really apologetic about it and I never actually did it on purpose. I have someone in my life who is now like that. It is the most annoying shit on earth. I’m getting what I deserve and I promise never again.

45 LIKES
29 HUGS
7 ME TOO


Confessional #25797490
#25797490

i’ve always known i’m not pretty. but i didn’t realize how much so until i noticed how much nicer people are to me while wearing my mask.

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102 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25797489
#25797489

My friends oldest kid probably has covid from in school learning. She and her husband have serious health issues. Just fucking great.

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60 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25797488
#25797488

Too tired to take care of my kids today. I wish we had a TV that I could just plop them in front of.

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37 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25797484
#25797484

XH's XAP is still crying over him a year later - WHAT? Girl, your actual H must have really been a tool if you thought my XH was something great. He was a whiny, selfish, mama's boy. You're not the reason we divorced, that was in the works long before.

18 LIKES
9 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25797483
#25797483

My mom is mad at me because pre-COVID, i would use my vacation time for real vacations instead of going to the Midwest to be bored and fight with my siblings. Not wasting my time or money on that.

67 LIKES
19 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25797480
#25797480

I wish I loved my husband as much as I love my dog. I've been married for 11 years. We've had our dog one month.

15 LIKES
23 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25797478
#25797478

sick and lowkey panicking. 90% sure it's just a cold (no fever, just feel run-down) but what if??

1 LIKES
74 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25797477
#25797477

I want someone other than H to think I’m beautiful or attractive. I post on Instagram in hopes that someone will say that I am, but it never happens. It makes me feel so ugly when I see mutual friends comment those things on my sisters pictures

1 LIKES
59 HUGS
15 ME TOO

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