CONFESSIONAL

Saw ex’s new girl friend and she’s way less attractive than me. I feel like I won the break up.

I see now that maybe my husband and his family are trying to drive me to suicide. By that I mean, my therapist told me to immediately cut them all off and take my kids and run.

When both your ex son in law and your almost ex DIL (but you don't know it) blame YOU, MIL for the dissolution of their marriage? It's fucking YOU.

All I ever wanted growing up was my moms attention and love, but now I’m an expert at pushing her away, I will never get over my childhood, want to die

Wish DH could understand how little I actually care about his penis on a daily basis.

My ex-husband has been dead for over 2 years now and I still dream of him, miss him and love him. Even though we could not make it work, he was absolutely my soul mate.

“You don’t actually need to talk about your penis all the time” I said to my sons today...

I'm a beautiful, curvy, sexy woman, and I love the fact that my FWB can't get enough of me!!!

Told my h I wanted AirPods from Costco and he goes and buys them for himself. Said I can have his old headphones that I bough for him last Christmas. Can I fucking just hit him?

I don't understand how Catholics who tout religious hierarchy, go against their highest appointed leader bc he doesn't agree w their political leanings.... isn't that backwards?

DD15 was asked out on date for the first time AND starting getting mail from colleges all in the same week. Slow your roll there life.

Asking H to simply wash the dishes is like pulling teeth from a blind rabid raccoon on drugs.

My husband actually did a chore today! Too bad it was the least helpful one.

I opened a credit card my H doesn't know about and transferred $8k to it so I won't pay 25% interest. I hope I can get it paid off before he finds out. I feel smart?

I get a weird sense of satisfaction when I handle things without dh and do them myself. I love and appreciate him, so not sure where it comes from. Maybe I don’t feel like he thinks I’m capable.

My friend is pregnant and getting married soon. She asked me what being a wife/mom means to me. “It means sitting in the tub long after the water has gone cold, so everyone leaves me the fuck alone.”

I’m only with my husband for his money. I can’t wait until he dies and I can have the house to myself.

I'm SO done when I get home. I don't want anyone to mess with me.

My husband is a nice guy but completely useless as a husband.

Ex fwb is the toughest and strongest (mentally and physically) motherfucker I have ever met. He is also the kindest and most sensitive man I have ever met. Imo, this is the sexiest and most amazing combination ever

I don’t care if my MIL is 88 years old. Some days I just want her to die and leave us alone.

I don’t remember what I thought being a SAHM would be like before I started. But this isn’t it.

Eating right makes me feel better, more energy, less anxiety, it just works. But DH gets pissy if I don’t want to eat junk w him and gets all huffy. I don’t get judgey about it, anyone else can eat whatever. Fuck you I don’t want to feel like shit

It's funny how everyone knows better than I do about having a second kid. Everyone says it'll be fine and I'll do great. Ok guys so when I eventually go crazy and lose my shit which one of you is going to come help me?

Had an xray today. Tech said I smell good and have beautiful hair. Made my week.

My husband is truly my most helpless, needy child. I spend more time out of my day helping him find things right in front of his face, and coddling him than I do my actual children.

I am about 30 weeks pregnant. I have to issues with certain people. I’m tired of them saying c-sections is an easy way out, well guess what it’s not, this will be my second child and I wish I could have a regular labor but unfortunately I can’t

DH can’t hear worth shit, when I say something & he doesn’t hear, says “huh?”I say it again, louder, he gets all huffy “well sorrrr-ry” the fuck did you want me to do asshole repeat it at the same inaudible volume? Of course I’m going to get louder

I look forward to seeing my gym crush every day, and get sad when I get there too late and he’s already done.

My husband hates me, but won’t divorce me. Where do we even go from here?

I didn't have the patience to wait for DH to propose to me, so I proposed to him instead.

It wouldn't be tactful for me to actually tell people this but, when I'm absorbed in something and you try to talk to me, you are about as understandable (and annoying) to me as a fly buzzing in my ear.

My work environment is very toxic and I hate being here. But the pay is good & my kids have become accustomed to things like electricity, running water, and food. So, quitting is not optional.

Thinking of switching to a different company bc of toxic ex bff/coworker. She’s useless to the company, nobody likes her but they won’t fire her even though she does NOTHING. If she even shows up. Fuck that shit.

My co-worker brags about how much $$$ her DH makes, yet she never buys anything new for herself. And then she gets all pissy when I wear something new to work. Where's all your DH's big money?

I am secretly in love with a music celebrity. I constantly fantasize that we are together and that he treats me like a queen. I swear I would leave my So for him if I ever met him.

I was secretly relieved when my friend cancelled on me. I don't really want to be around her all that much anymore.

Accepted friend request over IG My H then calls me and goes who is ... I said a friend (male) from HS who I have not talked to or seen in 20 yrs!!! HE then went thru my whole profile asking me who all these people were and why their account was private.

I’m pro-life.

I have a wonderful supportive husband and I love my kid. But. I just want to be left alone.