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I think veterinarians are a waste of money.

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I just recently started peeing in the shower. Something about it feels really nice. I don't know why but I like it. 30 year old, married mom of 3 here!

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DH has an app to control all the lights and if he turns off the lights in a room I am in trying to do something in one more time I will lose my fucking mind. It’s ok to have a light on!!

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I'm just trying to work. My kids pulled the middle of a huge skein of yarn out and my youngest knocked over a shelf. Now there's glass all over the floor because of course, he broke a couple of vintage items I had. This is why I'm sad and tired.

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I move out in 2 days. I am scared. Nervous. Sad. I want her to be there so I can tell her that I FINALLY get it after 1M chances. I love her. I miss her. I miss us 6. I want my best friend back!

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I'm talking to a guy who dropped out of HS at 15. He has a stable job & income but doesn't know proper grammar so it's difficult reading his texts. 3 weeks into this & I'm gonna call it quits. I feel like a bitch but I really can't take this shit anymore.

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DH is obsessive about having clean floors. All he does is vacuum. When he is home, the roomba is running plus he is vacuuming somewhere else. Floors are clean, but the constant noise is driving me nuts. Plus makes him pretty damn boring honestly.

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DD15, please stop wearing my socks. They always come back with holes in the big toe. Not to be rude but maybe clip those Jeepers Creepers toenails of yours?

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I want to go back to the year 1990 something.

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I can't believe it, but I hate my cat since having my babies. She used to be like a baby to me, but now she's just a source of noise and mess. She meows all the time when the baby naps. I can't believe my feelings changed so drastically.

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My hubby thinks emotional labor / mental load is bullshit and is all self-inflicted. Because he doesn't care if anything gets done or not.

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My husband had a kid with his ex wife who made his life a living hell. They split when she was a young toddler and she's been raised by her most amazing stepdad her whole life as if she were his. No one in our social circle know any of this.

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I can see by politics that we are doomed assholes.

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I'm in a marriage where emotionally I am just not safe....at all. We go through these phases where he regains some of my trust and I think it's going to be alright....then he lowers the boom and I am left feeling numb. I'm stuck

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I married the wrong person. I hate to think I'm the only one that made this devastating mistake. Several years in and don't know how I'll make it

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My husband is annoying the shit out of me right now. Can't tell if he's really that annoying or if I'm just pmsing.

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Once I became a parent, I realized how hideous and abusive my parents were.

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When women are upset with men, we avoid them. When men are upset with women, they violate our space. In relationships, at work, in public, and any time women are strong and men can't handle it - they're out of control and in our faces. Pathetic.

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Ran into old friend. Wants to catch up. She's been back for a year. Lives two minutes away. Other friends just moved away. Does she really think I'm going back to being the second choice friend she'll dump when a better offer comes along? Nope.

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I’m 33 years old and I’ve decided I’m not going to diet ever again. Exercise for cardio? ok. I know I could be 120 lbs with a flat stomach but for what? Other people’s approval? Fuck that noise. My New Years resolution is to love myself as I am.

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I think that sneaking around and being secretive is just as bad/on the same realm as cheating. So is lying by omission.

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My ex always used their mental illness as an excuse and it came and went at their convenience. Too depressed to go out with me? But okay to spend my $ and go out with others? Too mentally fragile to clean their room but okay watching me do it? Ugh

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I'm married. Coworker has pregnant girlfriend. He flirted with me relentlessly and we began an affair. I developed strong feelings. He said he did too and got scared, then ghosted me. I wish I'd never met him.

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Just took a Melatonin so so I can fall asleep faster to avoid the disappointment of another night where my spouse doesn’t initiate sex.

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I am a very nice person and really tries to keep the peace with family members. But somehow everyone manages to make look like a selfish bitch. I HAVE NO IDEA why this is my life.

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Found out two years ago my husband is a sex addict. And he cheated on me for 2.5 years, including while I was pregnant. At the time I said I’d stay with him because I had a 2 and 5 year old and I was scared. Now? Now I want out.

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I can't stand my H's family - they really suck. Also, my MIL gave birth to this POS.

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So tired. Work. Kids. Husband. Groceries. Meals. Laundry. Mopping. Bills. Every. Fucking. Thing.

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So my parents just acccused me of being unloving and mocked me all because I don't put my older sister on a pedestal like they do.

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I'm no prude in my own bed and talk really dirty, but it makes me physically ill when people talk about their periods or being eaten out or playing with assholes. I actually even enjoy erotic fiction but those things makes me gag if someone I know says it

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I sleep on my stomach because 1.) it's comfy as hell, 2.) I knock out almost immediately 3.) I have the most INTENSE orgasms in my sleep when I lay this way

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Sometimes I just want to slap my brother so hard that his glasses come flying off of his stupid face. Just thinking about it makes me smile. All he has ever done is get in trouble & cause problems. He didn't deserve to be the favorite!

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I could use a ol’ fashion Christmas Miracle...

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I’m excited to try ambien tonight. Please let me rest and sleep for hours. I’m so old.

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I’m going to spend almost $2K on a purebred puppy because I need a friend. Sorry not sorry

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I hit the lottery with my 2nd DH. 23 years going strong! I love him!

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DB hates when I drink... The main difference between drunk me and sober me is that alcohol makes me honest.

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So tired of the burden of making anything happen falling on me. Clean clothes, clean dishes, food to eat, bills getting paid...it all falls on me. And I am TIRED.

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I'm trapped in a no-win marriage. He is an active alcoholic and very emotionally abusive. He says things to me that he knows will break me..then he takes off. I can never do anything right and I have no real GF's or family to count on or even trust.

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I will cut ties with all my toxic siblings when my mom passes. We have zero in common. Positive they feel the same.

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