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Confessional #25816775
#25816775

Not rich or even middle class, but I’ve decided to make room in my budget to hire a part-time nanny on occasion. Will also be taking more days off from work. I need more time to myself, it’s not negotiable anymore.

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10 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25816774
#25816774

I really miss his energy.

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9 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25816772
#25816772

I'm dead inside. My husband killed my spirit.

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28 HUGS
26 ME TOO

Confessional #25816769
#25816769

I've never had that butterfly/fireworks love with DH. It's been more of a slow burn. I appreciate it more now at 23+ years and truly look forward to our later years together.

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8 HUGS
9 ME TOO


Confessional #25816768
#25816768

At least once every week, I go to the gym simply to sit in one of the family restrooms, watch porn, and masturbate for a half-hour.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25816767
#25816767

DH and I haven’t had sex in months. I don’t miss the sex as much as I miss the idea of sex. We’re still very affectionate with each other, so not sure what’s going on. We are late 50’s in age...maybe it’s normal

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Confessional #25816766
#25816766

Maybe I'm being paranoid, but my weed stash always looks a little smaller after work than it did when I left that morning.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25816764
#25816764

My H's past bothers me.

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13 ME TOO


Confessional #25816763
#25816763

H knew going in 8 years ago that I was a drinker. Now, he's acting horrified & giving me grief about it.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25816762
#25816762

My H is such a fucking homophobe that I can't even watch Schitt's Creek when he's home.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25816761
#25816761

I swore up & down that I would never be one of those women who stays with a man she despises, yet here I am.

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23 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25816759
#25816759

My mother is physically unattractive and this has always been a source of embarassment for me. I wanted a pretty mom like my friends had.

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3 ME TOO


Confessional #25816758
#25816758

I don’t associate with my siblings because they all have mental issues that are far too much to deal with.

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Confessional #25816757
#25816757

My children are much better than me in everything.

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8 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25816755
#25816755

I regret breaking that that sweet boy's heart back in high school. I'm so sorry J, wherever you are. :(...

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13 ME TOO

Confessional #25816754
#25816754

My H is a gross, nasty motherfucker. I can't wait to be rid of him.

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12 ME TOO


Confessional #25816752
#25816752

If every time I needed a release I waited for a man to bring me to orgasm, I'd be in agony.

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18 ME TOO

Confessional #25816751
#25816751

I realllllllly fucking HATE HIM.

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8 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25816749
#25816749

Struggling. H & DD are constantly asking if I'm ok. I'm not. I don't know what else to say or what to do to help myself, but I'm anxious, depressed, & unhappy with myself & my marriage. I'm in therapy, but it doesn't feel like it's helping.

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27 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25816747
#25816747

I know if I told DH to kill someone for me, he’d do it without question (other than asking how painful I want the death to be).

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13 ME TOO


Confessional #25816744
#25816744

I'm so mad at myself for choosing to marry two different bad tempered assholes.

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58 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25816743
#25816743

I love parenting babies, but I'm terrified I won't enjoy parenting a kid over 6 or frankly know how to do it very well. I'm pretty sure my parents stopped paying attention to me once I started school so I don't have a model of it.

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47 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25816741
#25816741

I love kids so muchh

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19 ME TOO

Confessional #25816740
#25816740

I'm upset over breaking up with my boyfriend so I woke up my husband and to him to hold me.

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Confessional #25816739
#25816739

My husband keeps saying the joy will come later with this pregnancy. Okay, but when?? I am already 20 weeks. I fear he will resent this child and it will ruin our whole family dynamic.

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3 ME TOO

Confessional #25816737
#25816737

H told me to "stop bullying him" because I asked about a $124.00 cc charge. Yeah, what the fuck ever. This man has lowkey bullied me for 2 decades. I can't roll my eyes hard enough sometimes.

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60 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25816735
#25816735

I went to my cousin's ate a brownie I thought she baked BUT it was loaded and 30 minutes later I was HIGH AF couldn't drive bc EVERTHING was funny and I was flying... in my 30's and that was my 1st marijuana experience.

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25816734
#25816734

I’m a fool. I really honestly thought he loved me and would be there for me for the rest of our lives. I’m an idiot.

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16 ME TOO


Confessional #25816733
#25816733

He's an asshole, but an honest one. This is on me.

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Confessional #25816731
#25816731

He serenaded me for weeks, told me I was beautiful and made plans...I felt for it and let him in. He ghosted me the next day.

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2 ME TOO

Confessional #25816730
#25816730

Ds said Dad always sounds annoyed, yells at you. Wish he was exaggerating.

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11 ME TOO

Confessional #25816727
#25816727

I’ll go to my office tomorrow to read a mystery novel all day. I want to clear my head from the last 4 years, and year of COVID with everyone home and always needing me, of my job getting harder and my pay being cut. My book is due at the library so......

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2 ME TOO


Confessional #25816725
#25816725

This is the second year in a row that my husband ruined my birthday.

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10 ME TOO

Confessional #25816724
#25816724

I'm afraid to go to church bc we have so many problems and I don't want to go there and have our dirty laundry out in our community but I also don't want to go and pretend like our lives are fine therefore just living the same lie in a different setting.

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12 ME TOO

Confessional #25816722
#25816722

I don’t give a shit what really happened. Truth is, I laugh inside every time I think about how over the top crazy she became when she was caught... And that all her friends know for sure, she is full of shit.

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Confessional #25816720
#25816720

I’m having a marijuana induced panic attack.

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Confessional #25816718
#25816718

It hurts worse when you think you found you tribe but then realize you really aren't one of them than of you never get involved in the first place.

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Confessional #25816717
#25816717

I have a thing for Andy Samberg. Like idk what that’s about.

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Confessional #25816716
#25816716

I’m high as a kite. I was gifted a large amount of “plant matter” and I chose to make butter, but now I have over 2lbs of very potent cannabis butter in my freezer and I’m such a light weight idk what I’m gonna do with it. Gifting maybe?

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4 ME TOO

Confessional #25816715
#25816715

I felt nothing but absolute relief & happiness when I read my criminally insane, abusive ex-stepfather's obituary. Like a curse was finally lifted.

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4 ME TOO

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