CONFESSIONAL

Woke up feeling normal, had to go but no terrible urgency. On the way to the bathroom, suddenly liquid diarrhea is dribbling out of my asshole, all over my robe, fur slippers, my legs, and the kitchen floor. WTF? So gross...

Treated the family to lunch at Dairy Queen. Burgers, fries, sundaes, all of it. Everyone was happy & said thank you except for H. He complained that there were pickles on his burger. I could've strangled him! Ungrateful overgrown brat. Un-fucking-real.

DH keeps trying to talk me into names like Addison and Madison for our baby. Your'e not have a son, asshole, you're having a daughter and our daughter is not having a name that ends in son.

When choosing a lawyer to represent me, I didn't go for the one with the biggest firms or degrees from the most prestigious schools - I went for the one who is golfing buddies with the most judges and prosecutors.

Asked DW, but she denies being abused by her father. I want to believe her, but I'm at a loss to explain what else could cause her to hate her father so much and react to him the way she does.

I know I'm the asshole but you can't blame me for dreading the cross country airplane flight and week-long visit to my difficult-even-when-dying MIL. With my active can't sit still toddler.

DS16 showed me a Youtube video of a specially licensed keeper of venomous snakes unboxing a black mamba (one of the fasted and deadliest snakes in the world) he just bought from a breeder. DS said "That's COOL!" I said "No - that's effing insane!"

DH bought me crappy Christmas gifts (as always). We returned them (they didn't work/fit), and now have some Amazon credit. He's already spent most of it on himself, and when I asked if we could use it to buy kiddo a mattress, he hemmed/hawed. Pissed.

I saw my counselor last night and she said the next time I see her she wants me to have a list of things I like and want because I've been just a wife and mom for too long, taking care of everyone but myself. I have absolutely no idea what to write down.

Parents judge me for not being thin enough. I start going to a gym, instructor judges me for not being fast enough. I get home, husband judges me for eating a very small snack. Seriously, people – take a look at yourselves.

I would have a secret lesbian affair with the right woman. Where are you, sexy lady friend who will forever keep our secret???

OMG...I had an orgasm! An actual, real orgasm! I thought I was broken, it's been so long!

DH claims he's sick but here he sits pigging out on a huge sandwich and chips. Men are disgusting.

years later and still torn between hating him/ wanting divorce to full love and hope of a better future- i hate being so fucked in the ehad that I dont know what is real or not anymore, Im so lost i dont know where to be

Ive had the papers for amonth, i stopped trying for year(s) but now at the fork in the road im not sure if i dont love him enough to actually try one last time and let me emotions lead instead of my head. He begs for emotion, all i have is anger or numb

Received a letter from daycare subsidy program saying they revised my subsidy amount and the amount I am now responsible to pay to daycare is my entire 2 week check. 2nd entire check goes to rent/utilities. Guess we no longer eat?

Never thought I'd be 'that girl' but here I am.. crushing on a man that's not my husband. We're both married with kids but I can't help but get butterflies when he talks to me. Wtf.

Sick men are the worst! Such weaklings.

Dammit, why do I miss him so much? Why does it still hurt? He was a terrible husband and did nothing but make me feel awful for 8 years. WTF??

I am just going to try to be loving and positive , that's the best I can do. In september I had letters ready and was planning on ending my life. I am so relieved that I didn't. I love my kids and my partner and myself. Fuck everyone else though lol

I hate the trapped feeling of wanting to die but not wanting to abandon your children. I’m sure one day I’ll look back and think “they saved me”, but right now I just feel stuck.

No time for me these days. It sucks. Never really had it I suppose with 4 boys. Logistics are the worst. Asking for help from H is not reliable.

FML

Found out at my 20th high school reunion that one of the people at our table had a crush on me back then. I wish I'd known that in high school, so I could have acted on it.

He wont ever admit it, but I'm convinced that H was sexually abused as a child. The signs are there.

I spend more than 80% of my workday on the internet, reading fanfiction and when I work from home I watch Netflix all the time. One day or another this will bite me in the ass but until then... meh...

On the way to school today, I lost my shit. On myself. Due to my kids. I am probably depressed. I’m so stressed out. In the same trip, my kid said he knew I hated him. I hate his behavior, not him, but how can he see that?

Sahm is so isolating.

I'm insanely jealous of the childhood that my younger half siblings got to have

Work from home. Do not think of H while he's at his job until he texts, and after answering those I immediately forget about him again. M-F, 8-12 hours a day, or any time he's away, I live as though I'm still happily single. Marriage is a prison.

Well, my kids are yelling about something outside my door, and I’m in here petting the cat in my robe writing this.

I think last night I accidentally gave a group of people the impression I have a “thing” for my AP. Oops....

In a moment of vulnerability a few weeks ago I told DH that I was depressed & had begun seeing a therapist. I initially didn't wanna tell him so he couldn't throw it in my face. Well, that's exactly what he did 2 days ago. I officially hate him now.

I wish school started at 10a and ended at 4p. I hate getting up and waking the kids up to get ready warm up car bc it’s 10 degrees. Pain in ass we need sleep

My dh of 18 years been having a affair w his mother this yr i finally had enough and kicked his ass to the curb hope u love her now lol w all the bs is gone im.happy im happy fuck to c**t mil enjoy him now u won and i dont care

I have orgasms and they feel good but they don't seem like other people's descriptions. Either I'm doing it wrong or I experience them differently. I certainly wouldn't make stupid choices with men or waste a PTO day just to have one.

I just want someone in my family to be as good as I am with the English language.

I have never felt like I fit in, anywhere. I've learned to fake it much of the time. But I always feel like an outsider. Tolerated.

I told all my friends and family that i love them, because life is short. Some of the replies make me wish I hadn't bothered!

How can I expect my children to find entertainment that doesn't involve a screen, when all my entertainment involves a screen?