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Confessional #25799047
#25799047

I love my husband but I want to murder him every time I hear him eating. I SWEAR TO GOD my preschooler eats cleaner and quieter.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25799046
#25799046

former republican voter leaning democrat. realized the cluster fuck this country has become. let's be reasonable and stop funding millionaires and their friends while we get nothing.

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Confessional #25799045
#25799045

dh off the visit mom in hospital again. cannot go w/him due to covid rules. he never seems to push or ask the right questions. i have to tell what to do or he fucks it up. mom needs nursing home and insurance co. stalling. grow some balls and PUSH!!!

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25799044
#25799044

It's been 36 years since The Terminator came out in theaters, but DH still thinks he's hilarious when, every time he goes somewhere, he says "I'll be back" in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. Give it a damn rest already!

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10 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25799043
#25799043

I've always wanted to get called as a witness in court - so I can see if they're paying attention when they swear me in and, instead of "so help me God", I say "so help me myself".

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Confessional #25799040
#25799040

I don’t understand how she could want a 2nd child with him. She works full time from home while watching their 18month DS and never gets a break while he “works” a few hours a WEEK and surfs for hours a day. How can she not resent that?

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0 ME TOO

Confessional #25799039
#25799039

working full time as a single parent at home with 2 teens distance learning in a shared bedroom SUCKS

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25799037
#25799037

My sister is a SAHM to 4 kids and a shitty spouse. She chews me out for not gabbing on the phone with her all the time but...I’m so fucking busy and don’t have energy to listen to her boring/stressful life

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Confessional #25799036
#25799036

Listening to my coworker go on and on about her dog makes my left eye twitch.

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11 HUGS
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Confessional #25799032
#25799032

The highest compliment I get is "nice" as in nice pic, nice hair, nice nails etc. Even my dog gets called sexy from time to time, why can't I get compliments like that?

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19 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25799030
#25799030

Tried a new recipe last night that several of my friends swear by. It was disgusting. I ruined the entire meal. :(

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Confessional #25799029
#25799029

I don't want to do the marriage thing any more.

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17 HUGS
25 ME TOO


Confessional #25799028
#25799028

I'm totally pregnant! Hopeful and waiting for the first ultrasound.

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Confessional #25799027
#25799027

I occasionally give my 4yo a 1mg melatonin sleep gummy to make bedtime easier. I feel like a terrible mom, but sometimes I'm just so tired.

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21 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25799025
#25799025

We crossed the line, we said I love you, I told him I needed him. I have never in my life spoken the phase “I need you” to anyone, until that moment. And now, I’ve been ghosted. My heart is shattered. Note to self, NEVER need anyone again, EVER.

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46 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25799023
#25799023

i think "you've got this mama" is a generic, dismissive response to real problems and it's useless. say something else or don't say anything at all.

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41 ME TOO


Confessional #25799022
#25799022

I'm such a sorry excuse of a human being.

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Confessional #25799018
#25799018

SD & I have no relationship- her mom won't allow it & H doesn't want to "rock the boat". H thinks now that she's a moody teen & fighting with her mom that she'll move in. Sorry H, but I REFUSE to live with a bitchy teen who's been brainwashed to hate me.

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16 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25799015
#25799015

Im tearing up the rest of my pack of cigarettes. I want to be done with them forever.

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Confessional #25799014
#25799014

I have a five year old, a five month old & feel pregnant again. Boobs hurt. Nauseous. It’s just hormones & stress, right?

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26 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25799013
#25799013

I wish I could have an occult ability to dissolve the fucking baby inside me, without going thru abortion

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Confessional #25799012
#25799012

Divorce is under way and H wants to talk about when we were last intimate or even kissed. I stopped caring years ago. Why would I want to talk about it now?

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13 HUGS
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Confessional #25799010
#25799010

I don't have much of anything left for my husband. Not much love, not much hate. He's completely emptied every feeling of love I used to have. Now I dont even care enough to hate him.

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16 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25799009
#25799009

I fucking hate cyber schooling my DD11. She thinks I'm stupid, ignores everything I say. I want to FUCKING BEAT my H and ILs for modelling treating me this way. It didn't matter to them; they didn't even think about it. DAMN WELL MATTERS NOW!!

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18 HUGS
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Confessional #25799007
#25799007

wish USA could progress to become more civilized and better living for all. right now we are still ruled by oligarchs with no interest in anything but enriching themselves. how did we get here?

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Confessional #25799006
#25799006

My 10yo son was about to start his online class meetup at the kitchen table, at the last minute I realised that right behind him (through the patio doors) were all of my pot plants on the deck. That was a close one!

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1 ME TOO

Confessional #25799004
#25799004

I'm almost 46yo and I think about sex constantly. My drive is off the charts. DH and I have great sex, I just want more. ALL THE TIME.

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Confessional #25799003
#25799003

BIL & SIL live 2 counties over, but every morning SIL checks the weather & news for our area then calls me "super concerned" with all the news in our area. She's nosey AF & a total control freak. She needs to worry about her own pathetic life & fuck off!

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1 ME TOO


Confessional #25799001
#25799001

I pushed my 4 year old off me because she was angry and in my face. I am now the worst mom in the world ass always thought she deserved better. I try so hard damn it I suck

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Confessional #25798999
#25798999

Between remote learning , this pregnancy and not having a break i think i am hitting a real depression. I just want to lay down, my whole body is tight , my chest hurts and I'm exhausted. I just need to not be needed.

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25798998
#25798998

I told H I want a divorce. We are living together until he finds a place. I hate it. He is spending all his time with me and the kids now. He used to go downstairs to watch TV. I feel like I have to break up with him again and tell him leave us alone.

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Confessional #25798997
#25798997

I can't say this anywhere else so, FUCK YOU YOU NARSASISTIC PETTY FUCKING ASSHOLE. I WILL FUCKING WIN IN THIS DIVORCE. you will not get another fucking cent from me! FUCK OFF

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Confessional #25798994
#25798994

I love fucking multiple men at the same time, I pretend to be super faithful. No one knows.

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7 ME TOO

Confessional #25798992
#25798992

I slept with my roommate's boyfriend in college. I can't believe I did something so shitty. I am still ashamed about that 35 years later.

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6 ME TOO

Confessional #25798991
#25798991

I don’t like most of the stereotypical “self-care” activities - bubble baths, manis/pedis, yoga, beauty salons. I don’t want to do any of those things.

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Confessional #25798990
#25798990

Positive pregnancy test. 11th time pregnant. Do have children but wishing wishing wishing for one more. Scared to death. Trying to keep cool but the wait is excruciating!

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51 HUGS
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Confessional #25798989
#25798989

I miss traveling but honestly? I could shelter at home forever.

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6 HUGS
53 ME TOO

Confessional #25798988
#25798988

Apparently the way I know I need a shower is when my hair looks dirty, but since I buzzed all my hair off during quarantine, I now no longer have that signal. I realized yesterday that the last time I showered was...August.

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30 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25798987
#25798987

My H and kids seem to think I'm holding out on them, that I have some "better self" that I keep for special occasions or something. I don't. This is it, this is me, this is the best I can do right now. Yes, I know it sucks.

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33 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25798986
#25798986

I am a teacher. I worked 80+ hours last week. This is utterly fucking unsustainable.

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127 HUGS
9 ME TOO

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