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Confessional #25792261
#25792261

it's funny how loyal I am. Even when it comes to my crush outside my marriage. And it's been like this for 7 years. Never done anything & no desire to cuz I love DH. but if I ever end up single he's the only one I'd consider

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Confessional #25792258
#25792258

My dad ditched my mom when she was pregnant with me & broke her heart. Been meeting some of my family on his side-they’re gross & trashy. I’m glad he left & I’m mad she’s still hurt over it. He would have messed me up if he’d been around. She’s better off

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Confessional #25792257
#25792257

Haven't had any alcohol since I was 17 and realized I had alcoholic-potential. I secretly drank to numb the pain of traumatic abuse. I snuck booze and hid my problems while maintaining a job and straight-As in honor classes. Thank God for my life now.

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Confessional #25792256
#25792256

I am really sad about Ellen.

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Confessional #25792255
#25792255

My name is Karen. The memes have forced me into using my husbands unisex name when ordering anything.

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Confessional #25792252
#25792252

I always wanted a man with confidence and ambition. The problem is, if he’s as confident and ambitious as I want, he’s ambitious enough to want a woman who’s better than me and confident enough to be certain he’ll get her.

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Confessional #25792251
#25792251

I am surprisingly okay with my postpartum body!

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Confessional #25792250
#25792250

I just want to run away from everyone and everything and be alone.

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Confessional #25792247
#25792247

Holy shit the world has gone completely crazy. I just can’t with this, I want to run off and live in the woods

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Confessional #25792246
#25792246

I usually only brush my teeth once a day, in the morning. I’m almost always too tired at night and pass out in bed.

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Confessional #25792245
#25792245

I should be in bed, but enjoying some quiet time without DH, who has to get up early...

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Confessional #25792244
#25792244

Earlier tonight, our DD11mo threw herself backwards and hit her head on the floor while I was cooking and DH was watching her. But what made me sick was that he yelled “god dammit” when she did it. So worried about his temper as she grows.

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Confessional #25792243
#25792243

Silver living - my little one starts kindergarten this year and with remote learning I don't have to chat with the other moms at drop off and pick up! I win!!!

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25792241
#25792241

My baby just turned one and I finally randomly looked at my vagina WTF seriously?! Wow looks so mangled

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5 ME TOO

Confessional #25792240
#25792240

We've decided to keep the kids home and do online schooling. I'm actually looking forward to it, I have lots of fun stuff planned & I'm confident it'll go well. I'm not stressing about it at all, we're gonna go with the flow & do what works for us.

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10 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25792239
#25792239

I can't even read about Christianity or Christians without getting physically nauseated. My past experience is so traumatic that I'm part of an academic study on religion and trauma. I'd burn Christianity to the ground if I could. It's all terrible.

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19 ME TOO


Confessional #25792237
#25792237

DS’s girlfriend has turned him into a baseball fan – which I kind of like. I’m a good deal less thrilled, however, that she’s also turning him into a liberal.

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Confessional #25792235
#25792235

Too many ppl in my business and a crazy violent ex BF I have deleted all him social media. Have fake insta to look at memes. It’s very freeing to not look at and pretend to care about ppl and their lives. I need a new set of friends desperately

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Confessional #25792232
#25792232

I want to take my kids to the park.

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Confessional #25792231
#25792231

Even though civil cases are rising in my small town we are still starting school this week. I'm a teacher and a nervous wreck. Will I ever get to visit my parents and grandparents again?

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Confessional #25792230
#25792230

I begged FI for a dog for my birthday. I had certain things I wanted but I let him influence my decision. Now we have a dog that I don't like. I should have just asked for nothing.

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Confessional #25792229
#25792229

I CAN'T STAND MY STEPDAUGHTER. She is super dramatic about everything and acts up just as much as my 6yo son but she's 10. Dad and I aren't married yet, but idk how we're gonna make it work if I hate her this much.

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Confessional #25792228
#25792228

Remote learning circus begins tomorrow morning. idk if I should be happy, scared, nervous or ok that we can BE home and not have to deal with in school bs! hold on mom's/dad's the school year rollercoaster has begun!

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Confessional #25792227
#25792227

I’m in love with the Bondi Vet, Chris Brown! Drool!!

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Confessional #25792226
#25792226

My DH tucks me into bed every night because he stays up later than me. I get kissed on the forehead, nose and mouth and he tickles me with his beard. I’m 58.

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Confessional #25792224
#25792224

I’m developing a panic attack reaction to going to work. This isn’t good and I don’t know how to stop it.

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Confessional #25792222
#25792222

I’m hotter at 38 than 28. Lost weight. Skin looks better and I’m fitter.

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Confessional #25792221
#25792221

H is jealous of his brother's accomplishments/life & it's so annoying. BIL chose to go to college & earn a degree. H chose to party & fuck off. They both had the same opportunities. No sympathy.

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Confessional #25792220
#25792220

No, I didn’t know he was gay, or I wouldn’t have married him and had kids with him. If someone doesn’t want you to know something they are very good at hiding it. So fuck off.

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Confessional #25792218
#25792218

My H's ex wives & his kids all hate me. They have no idea that without me he would have zero relationships with his kids. I buy their gifts & mail them, I remind him to call, I arrange holidays together. I'm kinda glad they hate me though, it's mutual.

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Confessional #25792217
#25792217

I’m so tired of being the only parent in the house who actually fucking parents

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Confessional #25792216
#25792216

Where's the rewind or fast forward button for life?! don't like this part of life right now, def don't wanna rewind! I'd kill to ff to something betta right now.

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Confessional #25792214
#25792214

I want a nap

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Confessional #25792211
#25792211

The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. It was ended over a year ago and it still hurts like a motherfucker. I think I’m broken inside.

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Confessional #25792208
#25792208

I had a long, stimulating conversation and a hot make-out with exbf last night. I do feel guilty cuz H is a good guy. It’s just two things we never do anymore. Everything is work between us now and it’s exhausting. I need more

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Confessional #25792204
#25792204

I'm not going to be one of those grandparents who spoils grandchildren rotten and laughs at my kids being on the receiving end of what they put us through - but the temptation is VERY strong.

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Confessional #25792203
#25792203

I'm so old I've gotten to where I don't like gratuitous sex and violence in movies.  I never thought this day would come.  If I ever start watching reruns of The Lawrence Welk Show on PBS like my grandparents did, I hope someone shoots me.

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Confessional #25792201
#25792201

My exW was too pragmatic for me. I didn't realize how competent she is and how she kept us safe compared to my girlfriend. Dropping off the kids today, I mentioned our dog hurt his paw. She pulled out the thorn in a second, with a smile. I have regrets.

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Confessional #25792200
#25792200

I wish my husband was also my cheerleader when life gets me down. I've never felt so alone.

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62 ME TOO

Confessional #25792199
#25792199

Caught between trying to be the best parent I can be and wishing I had an abortion

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