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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck he emailed back fuck fuck fuck with a little heart in it fuck fuck fuck what do I do now?

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My anxiety won't even let me talk on the phone. I feel put on the spot and nervous that I'll sound stupid because I don't have time to think my responses through. Just text me!

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My DH is retiring soon. If he thinks I'm going to continue being the bread winner AND still do all the things at home, he's going to be in for a very rude awakening.

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Haven't slept in the same bed as DH for 2 years since DD 2.5 still doesn't STTN. I know its hurting our marriage and it makes me feel terrible. But the idea of leaving my sweet girl alone all night makes me feel terrible too. I hate this.

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DH blew his nose right next, like RIGHT.NEXT.TO.ME, to me while I was making lunches and didn't understand why I made a face and leaned away from him, umm ew don't blow your nose right over my food :(

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2 ME TOO

I wish my DH would just man the fuck up and tell his parents what he really thinks and stops being such a pussy!!!! FUCK!!!

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Holy fuck, I can't believe my sweet little (big) boy is turning 19 tomorrow. Talk about feeling old!

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6 ME TOO

If DH(41) does not stop using the bathroom sink for his urinal and farmer blowing his nose all over the house...there will be a new episode of Snapped coming soon....where's the romance??ugh

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5 ME TOO


My heart aches to go back to when EA & first started. It was so fun, flirty, & sexy & he was my best friend. Now I’m in love w/ him. I haven’t told him but I’m sure he can tell & I know he doesn’t love me. Now we barely talk and I miss him constantly.

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4 ME TOO

i fantasize about women going down on me but i dont want to reciprocate to her, hetero wife here

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1 HUGS
9 ME TOO

I only love my dogs

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7 ME TOO

I love my son but wish I never would have become a mom. I'm not cut out for this and he deserves better.

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10 ME TOO


I have such bad “pregnancy brain” I caught myself closing the DVD cases so the discs wouldn’t get stale.

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I always get a pit in my stomach and know when H and I are going to have a bad day. I can’t explain it. Everything will be fine between us then suddenly this feeling comes and things go to shit & we fight Shortly after. Does this happen to anyone else?

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18 HUGS
14 ME TOO

DH died young. Have no worries & am lucky in that regard. Could go or do anything but don't want to do it alone. And yes I was a wife who sometimes fantasized about being single. This is a couples world & you only realize this after you no long fit.

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4 ME TOO

I need to go home and properly screw my husband for the net 4 hours.. too bad im stuck at work instead.. waaaaa

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13 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I want to go to a party, make a friend, drink a lot, forget this life for a little while.

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13 HUGS
7 ME TOO

My kids get all of my death benefits & H gets none. I've heard too many horror stories about kids getting screwed over. If H wants to move on with someone else he can do it on his dime. My kids' money is not getting spent on another woman. Fuck that.

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7 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I’m going through a divorce. I have a few people I share things with, but I always feel like I can only tell them bits and pieces or they’ll get annoyed if I talk about it all the time. I wish I had someone I could tell everything to all the time.

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18 ME TOO

H's exes make up horrible lies about me. I don't even try to defend myself anymore. People can believe what they want.

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I got to bury my dog this morning and I am dreading digging the hole.

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I did it. I left him. So bittersweet, but ultimately for the best.

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4 ME TOO

I just learned what breadcrumbing is. And it’s EXACTLY what he’s doing to me. I feel like SUCH AN IDIOT

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What do I have to do to finally feel like a real adult??

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13 ME TOO


I had a poop so big my butthole bled a little....

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17 HUGS
7 ME TOO

H likely to retire early in 3-5 years. By then, I'll be financially independent from him again. When that happens, whether he's free or not, my life will be 100% my way or I will move on without him. Not going to be a domestic slave to a retired man.

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1 ME TOO

My hair started thinning about 10+ years ago. Medically all was/is ok. My part got so wide I just couldn't take it and just brought a rocking wig and went home and shaved my thin hair all off. Love it! 5 years and never looked back. Wigs are awesome!

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9 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Looking forward to our separation. Set open rules to see others & at some pt I'll be looking for company. Love dh but living together this way doesn't work & he ruined our sex life w/his anxieties. Can't wait to just enjoy myself again w/o all the bs.

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2 ME TOO


I feel so insanely privileged in this new house. We each have our own bedroom, office, and a guestroom. The house isn’t even 2000 ft.², and nothing lavish, but I’m used to being poor.

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4 ME TOO

My grandparents were wealthy, and my parents were poor, drunk losers. I know my grandparents were not obligated to help, but it really sucked that we innocent kids suffered so much.

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How do I keep letting him draw me in? He is emotionally detached while I am all feelings. He just makes me cry, then goes away for a week and does it again. I know the pattern. Why am I so dumb?

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Just ordered wine from uber eats. I probably won't drink it all but I feel so much more relaxed that it's here.

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I want a divorce for no other reason than I'm tired of being married. DH hasn't done anything wrong & we love each other. I'm just tired of all the work it takes to maintain such a good relationship. Marriage is exhausting.

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10 ME TOO

My dumbass narcissist h keeps upsetting me, and then criticizes me when I turn to alcohol to soothe myself and blot him out.

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17 HUGS
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DH gets upset if I don't greet him enthusiastically when he gets home from work. Too bad. He needs to either get over it or get a damn dog if he wants that.

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10 ME TOO

I married the man to whom lost my virginity. There were 10 years and 4 more guys between those two events - but I say it still counts.

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11 HUGS
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I don't dream of ways I'd kill someone if he raped my daughter - I dream of ways to keep him ALIVE so I could draw things out and make his eventual death as slow and agonizing as possible. I figure I could make him last at least a week - maybe a month!

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17 ME TOO

I have big legs, they are strong, but big. The only time they look slim and classically "sexy" is when I am starving myself and underweight. Not able to maintain it.

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38 ME TOO

I used to be in shape but I’m slowly gaining weight and hate how I look. I know I have the ability to get close to where I was but DAMN, I just want to relax instead of go to the gym.

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39 HUGS
95 ME TOO

Six months, no period. I hope I make it a year! Menopause come on.

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27 HUGS
21 ME TOO

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