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Confessional #25798499
#25798499

I’m actually kind of smugly pleased when some anti-mask asshole ends up with COVID-19 and it’s on the news.

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Confessional #25798498
#25798498

I farted and shit myself. I drank a laxative tea last night bc I was constipated and now I can’t stop.

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Confessional #25798495
#25798495

Hearing Michelle Obama talk makes me cry. I know it's a persona but her warm and friendly voice just make me feel at home in a way that I haven't in a long time.

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Confessional #25798494
#25798494

I got referred to as "the chunky gal" this morning. :(

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Confessional #25798492
#25798492

my hubby boned me after i found about the pregnency and i forgot to tell him :( i feel so stupid and i dont even know if its a miss carrige yet :(((

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Confessional #25798491
#25798491

I want to try anal sex so bad... but it’s the douching first that intimidates me.

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Confessional #25798489
#25798489

H is a textbook verbal abuser. Makes me hate myself then tries to be affectionate and tell me he loves me as if he didn’t make me want to hang myself with a belt 5 minutes ago.

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Confessional #25798488
#25798488

H’s sister heard about the humiliating and abusive ways H speaks to me in public and now she doesn’t want him anywhere near her DDS if that’s the way he speaks to women. He’s blaming me for ruining his family

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Confessional #25798484
#25798484

I know its trivial but things that kill relationships are using all the clean towels once then throwing them on the floor. Not even leaving 1 for me the person who picks them up washes them folds them and puts them away. So inconsiderate.

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Confessional #25798482
#25798482

Pretty sure I hitched my wagon to the wrong jackass.

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Confessional #25798481
#25798481

None of my half siblings have the same father. I've lost much respect for my mother because of it.

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Confessional #25798479
#25798479

25 years since our 1st date. Made foccacia bread since that’s what we shared. DH was underwhelming in his appreciation. I did it to try and strengthen the connection and to move on from the feelings I have for someone else. Why bother?

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Confessional #25798476
#25798476

My husband and I sext each other while at home with the kids.

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Confessional #25798475
#25798475

My a-hole of an H snores as loud as a train. I have to leave the bed, which I don't mind b/c I don't love him, and go sleep in room with DS8. I sure hope I'm not scaring DS8 for life by having his mother sleep w/him at night.

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Confessional #25798474
#25798474

I once had an online affair. It gave me the confidence to be the dirty girl that I am and share that w/ DH. It improved mine and H's sex life 10 fold. I wouldn't do it again, but I appreciate what it unlocked.

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Confessional #25798473
#25798473

Whenever I hear about kids murdering their parents, I automatically assume that the parents were abusive & had it coming. Monsters aren't born, they're made.

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Confessional #25798472
#25798472

I enjoy sex. That said, I can't wrap my mind around why some people are willing to ruin their lives & risk losing everything because of it.

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Confessional #25798470
#25798470

I'm happily married, I love my husband. But man, I really want a girlfriend.

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Confessional #25798469
#25798469

SO quit smoking weed for an upcoming drug test for a job he applied for...holy hell, this man is too damn miserable, and I cannot deal for much longer

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Confessional #25798468
#25798468

I've never had an orgasm with another human being. I give them to myself. After the last one, I immediately started crying. I'm losing hope that it'll ever happen. Late 30s, married to a man, mom of 2. And sad.

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Confessional #25798467
#25798467

My BF's son is gay and she can't see it.

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Confessional #25798465
#25798465

I farted. Yes, everyone does. But... during a LIVE when my child was with the entire class!! “MOM! That smells”!! Send help now.

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Confessional #25798463
#25798463

Reality has finally caught up to me... marriage is the biggest farce on earth. I regret ever marrying my husband. Our marriage adds no value to my life, all it does is drain my soul.

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Confessional #25798462
#25798462

Have to cancel mine and kids dentist appts cause I’m broke till next payday. Feel like the biggest loser in the world

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Confessional #25798461
#25798461

I was the worst teenager, but god I miss it. I miss getting drunk in the graveyard with my friends, dropping acid, ending up at weird parties, shoplifting, making out with scummy guys... That was the best time. Now I look at my Honda and want to puke.

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Confessional #25798460
#25798460

My kids are almost to the age that I was when I first started not wanting to hang out with my parents. Mine still ALWAYS want me around - it will break my heart if (when) they start pulling away from me. I wonder if it broke my mom's heart when I did.

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Confessional #25798458
#25798458

Strparents & half siblings are very sore subjects for me.

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Confessional #25798457
#25798457

I am so sad for all of us who feel trapped in unhappy marriages. Why does society tell men its ok to be dicks and than women just have to suffer silently? How am I supposed to raise my boys to be better when they see how their father is all day?

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Confessional #25798456
#25798456

H keeps coming home from work and trying to start a debate about politics. I’m fucking tired and I don’t want to debate or argue or anything. No matter what I say it’s the same thing. This is going to be what pushes me out the door.

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Confessional #25798454
#25798454

My worst day while I was single is still better than my best day married.

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Confessional #25798453
#25798453

I can’t take another 30 years listening to my husband chew

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Confessional #25798452
#25798452

My cat cried for hours last night. I am so over everyone interrupting my fucking sleep!

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Confessional #25798445
#25798445

H's social media and internet obsession are destroying his mind and our marriage.

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Confessional #25798444
#25798444

More often than not, I regret sharing my feelings. Wish I were stronger and could just keep it in and deal with things on my own.

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Confessional #25798443
#25798443

When I turned 30 he threw 'me' a party. All his family and friends were invited, none of mine. Nobody looked after our 2 under 3yo kids, I spent the day & night just being Mom as they all partied. I'm 35 soon and my party will be serving divorce papers.

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Confessional #25798442
#25798442

I daydream about taking a vacation away from everyone I know. I want to run away.

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Confessional #25798441
#25798441

I have yet to meet a white guy in a pickup truck who isn't a dick.

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Confessional #25798439
#25798439

After months spent in lockdown, I am REALLY not looking forward to what my doctor's likely going to say to me at my annual physical next month!

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Confessional #25798438
#25798438

I hate everything right now. Probably in part because I’m on my period but also because I’m working two jobs and have to stay up until 1 a.m. to do skincare and “me” time and still get up in 6 hrs and do all the things

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Confessional #25798436
#25798436

Deleted all of my social media, no cable (just netflix), and I'm a total introvert homebody- I literally have no idea what's going on in the world anymore, and it's fantastic!

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