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Confessional #25792169
#25792169

I am exhausted with how incompetent and stupid my H has become in middle age. He's constantly inconveniencing me and making my life harder. I'm 51 and not even in menopause yet, but my pussy is crumbling to dust. Disappointed wife = unresponsive pussy.

2 LIKES
19 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25792168
#25792168

I'm fucking tired, too.

0 LIKES
11 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Confessional #25792167
#25792167

My BF's ex cheated on him and had a kid. BF forgave her and has been dad to the affair product. I resent him for it.

2 LIKES
17 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25792166
#25792166

My 10 year old is so mopey. Drives me nuts!

1 LIKES
11 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25792165
#25792165

Plain hand soap is finally back in stock and I bought as much as I could squeeze in the budget. We’re all preppers now.

6 LIKES
4 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25792163
#25792163

Husband sleeps in until 9 am on weekends. I am up at 5 with the toddler. This will be the reason we divorce.

2 LIKES
26 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25792158
#25792158

My husband is always playing victim. Poor me, poor me, poor me mentality, 24/7. It’s sickening.

1 LIKES
12 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25792157
#25792157

I hope the asshole who porch pirated my eBay package of catappa leaves for my fish aquarium felt really stupid when they opened it.

27 LIKES
13 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25792154
#25792154

At home with a 6 week old, I have no idea the last time I showered.

1 LIKES
39 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25792153
#25792153

Drives me nuts when people say "we should get together," instead of just actually making plans to get together.

4 LIKES
3 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25792152
#25792152

As ever, bought my own birthday presents and cards. Same for Christmas, anniversary, Mother's Day, etc. I don't want to enable H's lousy behaviour but if I don't take care of me, I get nothing.

5 LIKES
67 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25792149
#25792149

I told my boyfriend I loved him, he dumped me, then he called me three days later to say hi and disappeared agin. I took my kids on the planned date I had before breakup and we had a blast without him. Fuck that immature ballless fuck.

61 LIKES
47 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25792147
#25792147

I think the penetration part of sex is kind of boring.

7 LIKES
11 HUGS
35 ME TOO

Confessional #25792146
#25792146

I wish Covid would go away and I could visit my grandparents. I’m scared I might never get to see them again.

3 LIKES
59 HUGS
31 ME TOO

Confessional #25792145
#25792145

I just wrote my MIL the text I have wanted to send her forever "The only reason my family sees you is me. Your son would literally never call you if I didn't make him. He thinks his siblings are fucking codependent losers and wants little to do with them"

58 LIKES
25 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25792144
#25792144

I wouldn't be upset if my mother in law dies. She lives with us, but is pretty obnoxious and kind of a burden. My kids are scared of her. I feel a bit guilty that I don't really feel guilty about this...

7 LIKES
29 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25792142
#25792142

Semi ghosted my narcissistic parents. Using covid as an excuse. I feel semi guilty but it's also really peaceful. Not sure what I'll do when everything opens back up.

14 LIKES
29 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Confessional #25792141
#25792141

I book trips to another country for a week once or twice a year (on a budget, of course) and tell my partner and kids that it is a "business trip" when in fact I just need time to get away from everything.

142 LIKES
24 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25792139
#25792139

I still hate being a parent. This is neither rewarding or amazing. Its a lot of fucking work and I don't feel joy in any of it.

9 LIKES
64 HUGS
55 ME TOO

Confessional #25792136
#25792136

i was able to help 5 teacher this year with amazon classroom wish lists. one doesnt even know it was me who helped. single mom of 4 always broke and has piss poor classroom/school support for supplies, which is bs! hope i made her day.

101 LIKES
33 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25792134
#25792134

Most of my family and friends are toxic. Has taken me years to see and break the cycle but I see it so now I will for myself and my son. We will be better off never seeing these people again.they aren’t real family to either of us

24 LIKES
43 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25792133
#25792133

I wish H made enough money at his job that I didn’t have to work. This whole coronavirus working from home while taking care of a toddler and he goes off to work and comes home to a home cooked meal in a clean house thing is bullshit.

14 LIKES
77 HUGS
27 ME TOO

Confessional #25792132
#25792132

I need to take my son and move far far away.

6 LIKES
57 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25792131
#25792131

I just bought myself over $300 worth of face products.

84 LIKES
24 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25792129
#25792129

by the time i finally get round to getting my shit together, I either won't gaf anymore or will die!

4 LIKES
37 HUGS
33 ME TOO

Confessional #25792128
#25792128

My husband is a pussy.

5 LIKES
42 HUGS
32 ME TOO

Confessional #25792127
#25792127

I promise to always be thankful for "normal" if this would all just please go away. I can't keep living with this anxiety and fear indefinitely.

4 LIKES
55 HUGS
87 ME TOO

Confessional #25792126
#25792126

I’m a teacher. My bosses are giving me two extremely different directions about how to do my job this fall. Great.

0 LIKES
76 HUGS
13 ME TOO


Confessional #25792124
#25792124

I’m done.Huge realization my close friend has been a bully to me for years.i don’t want to be a victim, want a better life, people will only treat you how you let them so now I’m saying NO and very happy to LOSE ppl out of my life forever!end the toxicity

40 LIKES
41 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25792123
#25792123

My 19 year old son is kind of a loser. My girls turned out pretty good though.

13 LIKES
43 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25792122
#25792122

I wish my H would take a few seconds, be careful, & stop spilling shit. Our kids are older teens and young adults, 2 of which are moved out. I shouldn't still be cleaning up messes like this!. Jesus Christ. What the fuck? Makes me hate him.

3 LIKES
41 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25792121
#25792121

Only made it 7 days without drinking but hey, I discovered I can get by without drinking on Friday nights just fine. I dont think total sobriety is meant for me.

25 LIKES
31 HUGS
31 ME TOO


Confessional #25792119
#25792119

DH works at a high school. We doubled his life insurance.

7 LIKES
103 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25792117
#25792117

I always question myself and never know if my feelings are valid or if I’m being crazy. I either think I’m being too hard on people or letting them walk all over me. No in between.

3 LIKES
39 HUGS
51 ME TOO

Confessional #25792115
#25792115

H is taking a nap at 7pm so that he has energy to bug me for sex once I return from getting the kids bathed and asleep. Dafuq!

8 LIKES
93 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25792114
#25792114

Is there ever going to be a point where it doesn’t hurt when people I thought I was friendly with snubbing me doesn’t hurt? I always think I’m over it but I’m not

1 LIKES
59 HUGS
41 ME TOO


Confessional #25792112
#25792112

Hot flashes are going to be the death of me! I despise being all flushed and sweaty...it feels gross!

2 LIKES
60 HUGS
30 ME TOO

Confessional #25792111
#25792111

I wish we could buy one of these cheap old houses I see on Instagram and spend forever fixing it up and living in our dream house...except H can’t fix or build shit, I’d spend way too much money and end up drinking entirely too much wine.

18 LIKES
38 HUGS
29 ME TOO

Confessional #25792110
#25792110

I hate being a stepmom. I would counsel any friend dating someone with kids to GTFO unless the ex wife was dead. And maybe even then too. What a fucking bum deal.

15 LIKES
52 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25792106
#25792106

Excellent new job after 2 years of being underemployed and everyone seems nice, but there’s a lot of gossip and drama. This is why I avoid other women.

7 LIKES
55 HUGS
22 ME TOO

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