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Confessional #25788795
#25788795

Sometimes, after I orgasm, I get a strange headache.

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Confessional #25788794
#25788794

H drinks before 5 pm and is a talkative drunk. I just want him to shut the fuck up

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Confessional #25788792
#25788792

After 8 years I can’t handle being full vegan anymore. It sucks so incredibly bad. Enough.

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Confessional #25788791
#25788791

I’m glad to get out of the house for a few minutes yet I miss my baby immediately. Mom life is weird lol

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Confessional #25788790
#25788790

Starting piano lessons soon at 23. Daunting. Teacher is my friend so less daunting but oh boy! Opened up book and I already feel overwhelmed. Keyboard didn't even come yet and I am wondering wtf I got myself into. Want to learn but doubt I can at my age.

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Confessional #25788789
#25788789

My husband is worthless

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Confessional #25788788
#25788788

I got a raise. Not telling H. Just funneling the extra $$ into my personal account.

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Confessional #25788786
#25788786

Started an EA with a man I met traveling. He lives 2000 miles away. Talk 1-2x a day. Dying to meet up again but travel restrictions are making impossible. The attraction is undeniable. I've never done this before and I feel like I can't help myself.

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Confessional #25788785
#25788785

I take secret joy in my kid choosing not to eat the dinner he’s given. I worked hard on that, and you won’t even taste it. Enjoy the punishment you brought on yourself!

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Confessional #25788784
#25788784

She is an evil b, thank god she and her twisted little girl are no longer my problem.

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Confessional #25788781
#25788781

Wish my kids could play without screaming. My Lord, STFU.

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Confessional #25788780
#25788780

This week was supposed to be my due date. It was an unplanned and unwanted pregnancy. I'm heart broken and no one even knows or remembers.

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Confessional #25788776
#25788776

I feel like I'm the only one who was thinner when I drank diet soda and ate carbs.

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Confessional #25788773
#25788773

I had to pee in my backyard cus I couldn’t hold it in at all. Still peed my shorts a little. Looked both ways, no neighbors out. About to shower now because I feel nasty. Ahh the joys off popping out 4 kids from my vagina.

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Confessional #25788770
#25788770

In love w/a guy who’s not DH. I have a feeling he’s fantastic in bed and the way my body responds when I’m around him is something I’ve never felt before. Too bad we’re both married and I’ll never find out what it feels like to be with him.

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Confessional #25788769
#25788769

DH is not very good in bed. I’m jealous of all the posts here saying how incredible DH’s are in bed. He’s the only guy I’ve ever had sex with... I just want to know what one mind-blowing night would feel like.

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Confessional #25788767
#25788767

Co worker just went home with symptoms of COVID. Have to do double the work while wondering if I’m exposed or will expose my family. I hate this!

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Confessional #25788764
#25788764

I’m afraid I’m pregnant again. My husband would be thrilled but two under two is my worst nightmare.

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Confessional #25788763
#25788763

Walking around Trader Joe’s with a big ol’ post orgasm glow. JBF hair, don’t care

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Confessional #25788762
#25788762

My daughter is beautiful & she knows it. She’s 6 and she already relies on her looks & I hate that. She’s super smart & she plays dumb. My in-laws only talk about her beauty and how to dress her up. I’m hoping she won’t waste her brains, dumb isn’t cute.

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Confessional #25788761
#25788761

Feeling despair. Escaped abusive marriage, got my life together, my son was doing well. After years I remarried. And I was so careful. Therapy, looked for red flags. Now DH screams and rages over nothing. My son cries. Did I fail again? So sad and scared.

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Confessional #25788760
#25788760

Seeing DH tonight for the first time in 3 weeks, and I'm so excited because the man is SPECTACULAR in bed. He can't wash dishes or do laundry to save his life, but I would wash every plate and sheet in Buckingham Palace for one night of sex with him.

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Confessional #25788759
#25788759

She did everything she could to hurt me.

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Confessional #25788758
#25788758

We are a one car household after our second car took a shit. Now the ignition in our second car won’t work. H’s work hours were cut down bc of Covid so we don’t have a big savings. So fucking stressed. I don’t know what we are going to do.

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Confessional #25788757
#25788757

The more I try to like my mom the less I actually do

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Confessional #25788756
#25788756

If my almost 17 year asks me one more time IF I want to make her something to eat, I’m going to kick her in the kneecaps. NO, I don’t want to stop working to make your lazy ass something to eat!!!

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Confessional #25788755
#25788755

Told myself I was going to work out today. Today was going to be the day! But my kid woke me up at 5am and I ate a box of mini doughnuts..

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Confessional #25788754
#25788754

My daughter is killing me!!!

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Confessional #25788753
#25788753

I put back on my wedding rings only to take them off. There's no emotional and physical commitment from my spouse anymore. I don't want to look down every f-pandemic-day and be reminded of how half-assed everything in our marriage.

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Confessional #25788752
#25788752

I love when I'm out and the amount of heads that turn in my direction when I walk by. Makes me feel like I still got it all the years later.

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Confessional #25788748
#25788748

I’ve resigned myself to homeschooling in the fall. I know too much about how the schools operate to trust them to handle this.

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Confessional #25788747
#25788747

If only STBXH's former AP knew he was in a depressive spiral, off meds and refusing treatment when he started telling her all his problems. Maybe she wouldn't be so smug about breaking up a family and still not getting the guy.

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Confessional #25788745
#25788745

I can't believe I'm having even the tiniest urge for another baby. I have 4 kids; my youngest is 10 months. DH wants a girl! I already have 2 daughters from prev marriage, and 2 boys with him. I hate being pregnant and get PPD. Aghh!

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Confessional #25788744
#25788744

Going to visit H's best friend next week. He was a groomsman at our wedding. I have a huge crush on him....

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Confessional #25788743
#25788743

All this child trafficking crap makes me now want to let my kids leave the house ever again.

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Confessional #25788742
#25788742

Going in for a medical procedure today. I am SO scared of having an adverse reaction and having something go horribly wrong :(

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Confessional #25788741
#25788741

I sent my 4-year-old and not yet 4-month-old to daycare this morning. Delivering during a pandemic was the easy part. Deciding to send them to daycare was gut-wrenching.

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Confessional #25788739
#25788739

I'm a Supt of a school district. If another Dr. comes to me and makes "suggestions", I'm going to quit. Why don't they go take their N95 masks, filtered air conditioner hospitals and go sit on a bottle of Purell? I still can't even get cleaning supplies.

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Confessional #25788738
#25788738

I dont know what to say

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Confessional #25788736
#25788736

My sister pisses me off.

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