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I feel like most people are repelled by me. I don't know why. It is devastating.

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I can’t wrap my brain around the fact that some people my age are grandparents. I’m 39.

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my daughter died but my husband still won't forgive her from overdose

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DH always waits to get things done. Were moving in 6 months. We don't have time to do it his way. Idc how much he bitches about it.

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The absolute worst part about being a woman is being told to calm down, when you are literally already calm, talking normally, just saying what you think. No man is ever told to calm down. This is why a woman will never be president.

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I did not hear from him today. I’m beyond crushed. So mad at myself for even getting my hopes up.

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I feel obligated to RSVP yes to birthday parties of homeschooled kids.

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I just want to be alone again. The peace that comes over me when he leaves and stays late for work is tangible. I don’t like him. His personality sucks. He’s disappointing in every way.

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I never "saw" myself, looks wise, in my family, my sisters. As I get older and fat I totally see it. It is very depressing.

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I pretend I’m proud of my daughter but the truth is, I’m disgusted by most of her life choices.

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The asinine assumption that everything is "ours" is what will make me leave this asshole.

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I love wearing yoga pants. They are one of the best ways for me to go commando. They don't show any wetness on the outside, but inside they are slathered with pussy juice. Can't wear them more than once without washing.

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I like cadillacs.

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I sent exDH nude photos of myself on his wedding day to his new wife. A few weeks later found out they’ve filed for a restraining order from me. Seems over the top. I just wanted him to want me instead of her, and miss our life together & our daughters.

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I cannot stand when people use short hand in text messages: b, u, ur, pix, tix, k, etc. You're an adult, take the extra second to type out a whole word.

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There’s something my dh likes about me being sick, anytime i am he says he just wants to stick his d in me and cuddles non stop.. weird lol

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So tired of always having to know where everything is, when everyone needs to be somewhere, where everyone needs to be, how much it costs, what are we eating, cleaning up. So very done

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I think I want a divorce, but I can't articulate why. I just don't like being a wife and mom. Some people find it fulfilling, but I look at my life and think, "This is it???" I need more. It makes me feel so selfish.

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He’s on a plane to South America for who knows how long... my heart aches to be with him. Been weepy all day.

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My grandfather might be dying. We never got on. Part of me wants to go see him because it's the right thing to do, but I also kinda want him to die remembering that the last thing he said about me was that I was too fat and letting myself go.

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I think racists come in every color. And I hate them for perpetrating their ugliness.

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I cheered when Elizabeth Warren tore down Michael Bloomberg.

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Still wondering why plus-size clothing companies employee size 2 models for their ads.

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61 ME TOO

Sometimes, I wish DS2 would wander away and get picked up by a nice family who really wanted him.

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My brother invited me on a trip, telling me he would pay for everything a month ago. This week he walked back on that and asked me if I had bought my tickets and looked for a room. I’m so mad I have to push another person out of my life but fuck him.

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Dh's single female friend has been dressing like me and just got her hair cut the same way. Wtaf

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Ex H's shot in the locker for getting me stay with him was telling me that his friends would disown me if I left him. Gee, if I'd known that, I would've divorced him even sooner!

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It took 55 years, but I finally don't care what other people think of me.

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34 ME TOO


DH stole the money my grandparents sent me for my birthday; says it's OUR money. I think this so-called relationship is over.

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Once again, my sister has chosen a total loser over the rest of the family. When she calls me, needing help...again...I don't know if I can be there for her. I'm so sick of this repeating pattern.

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6 ME TOO

I watch porn and masturbate almost everyday...sometimes twice.....Not to mention me and my husband have a good sex life too......

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I walk down the middle of the street when people are sitting on the curb, waiting for a parade. I like pretending I'm leading the parade.

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This is disgusting, but I’m pregnant and want to masturbate, but I can’t because I’m too tired to shower and it’s smelly down there and I’m sensitive to smells. Uuuuugh.

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I can't stand listening to grown women talk like 11 year old girls. You're a grown-up: talk like one!

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Unless you are actually doing mathematics homework, I hate the phrase "do the math."

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Just when I think we've got a good professional work thing going he starts flirting again. And it feels so good. Damn it!

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I always judged new parents who got rid of their dogs after having a baby. Now I have a baby and fucking hate my dogs and fantasize about ways to get rid of them.

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I wish DH had never found out about AP. I want to stay married for the kids but keep seeing and fucking AP. That man is the best sex I've ever had and I feel like he understands me in a way DH never will.

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9 ME TOO

I miss being single and childless.

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34 ME TOO

I wish I had had never married. Men are such idiots.

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31 ME TOO

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