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Confessional #25775038
#25775038

I cannot stop binging. I am scaring myself.

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23 HUGS
19 ME TOO

Confessional #25775037
#25775037

I'm on week 4 at home. Bored out of my mind. I'm honestly ready to be done with this. At least DC have some school work to focus on now.

5 LIKES
17 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25775036
#25775036

I’m going to hit my kids before this quarantine is over. I just know it.

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27 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25775035
#25775035

I desperately need some physical intimacy. Soon to be ex-H & I haven’t had sex in 8 months, & barely before then. Even if not sex, I just need to feel a man lovingly touch my body. I’m so lonely.

2 LIKES
38 HUGS
13 ME TOO


Confessional #25775034
#25775034

Lost the baby weight + an additional 20 lbs. Unfortunately all from my chest. I can see my bones in my chest & my boobs are basically down to nothing but still feel fat everywhere else!! What the actual FUCK?!? Now I’m just fat with no boobs.

3 LIKES
34 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25775033
#25775033

Wish I could see what we would be like if we were actually together. We’ve had a “thing” for 2 years, both in crappy marriages, but even when we’ve gone several weeks without talking I still think about him all the time. Would I stop if he were mine?

2 LIKES
11 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25775032
#25775032

Pretty sure H & I are the only couple actually getting along better now that we're stuck in the same house 24/7. We just hang out & joke around all day, then bang like teenagers when the kids are in bed. Can't brag IRL because everyone else is miserable.

55 LIKES
10 HUGS
41 ME TOO

Confessional #25775031
#25775031

I actually rather would eat soap than eat cilantro.

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12 HUGS
25 ME TOO


Confessional #25775030
#25775030

I never imagined I would spend my anniversary wishing I'd never met my husband, but here we are.

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30 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25775029
#25775029

I am disgusted with myself over the man I decided to marry. He isn't abusive, but he's an angry, hateful person, and he has ruined all feelings I had for him. Even if we were to divorce, I don't see myself getting involved with men ever again.

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22 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25775028
#25775028

I hate back-up beeping on trucks. If you're stupid enough to not pay attention to your surroundings, you deserve to get run over.

9 LIKES
12 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25775027
#25775027

A lot of people in my life truly care about me. But, somehow, I have no one to talk to.

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18 HUGS
15 ME TOO


Confessional #25775026
#25775026

My husband calls and flirts with other women...in front of me. Says if I were a better wife he wouldn't have to do that.

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69 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25775025
#25775025

I fart ALL.THE.TIME!

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9 HUGS
25 ME TOO

Confessional #25775024
#25775024

Breastfeeding has been making me not as wet, even when I’m turned on. I’m just too embarrassed to tell H I want to try using lube.

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33 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25775023
#25775023

I’m having a really hard time w chronic pain and have been pretty much stoned all weekend. New meds for pain haven’t kicked in yet, still holding out hope. DH is on my last nerve because he is very unsympathetic bc he’s stressed about school exams.

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17 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25775022
#25775022

I’m pretty sure if he’d just lose some god damn weight he’d stop fucking snoring!!!!

5 LIKES
14 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25775021
#25775021

I'm worried about not having enough billable hours, but I also don't want any more because I really just want to spend more time with my kid while he's home.

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19 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25775018
#25775018

I don’t ever want to hear bitching from H about my prepping again

20 LIKES
6 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25775017
#25775017

My FIL is abusive. I don’t want the kids around him. This might end my marriage.

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20 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25775016
#25775016

IDGAF about any celebrity w/covid. You get tested bc of your status. 95% of the rest of the population will never know if their head cold is covid. STFU.

23 LIKES
13 HUGS
49 ME TOO

Confessional #25775012
#25775012

The field hospital in my neighborhood looks like somewhere you go to die

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41 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25775011
#25775011

NEVER been so happy to not be on FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM

23 LIKES
8 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25775010
#25775010

Being at home with my kids all day, everyday has made me realize how much I regret my life choices...and I feel like a horrible person for thinking that. :(

2 LIKES
24 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25775007
#25775007

My special needs 4 year old is the most dislikable child I’ve ever met. I can’t stand him and can’t wait until his overpaid nanny is back because I can’t deal with him.

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28 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25775006
#25775006

Nothing is going to be the same in my life when this is over - nothing - and all you fucks who didnt check on me once or ask me once how I was doing when I checked on you..? good luck don't come to me for anything ever again . good luck people

7 LIKES
27 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25775005
#25775005

My best friend's live in boyfriend went and cut someone's hair this weekend...WTF??!!! I no longer want to talk to either of them. So fucking reckless stupid and selfish of them both. They didn't need the money if you're wondering.

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17 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Confessional #25775004
#25775004

The next step in my job is to contact all the parents of my students. I HATE calling people I don’t know, or have only met like once. Plus they’re mostly poor black parents and I’m a middle class white woman oozing with privilege. Don’t want to do this.

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33 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25775003
#25775003

I always shaved because that's what you do but, w/being stuck home for the virus, I said fuck it and stopped shaving in a "who cares how I look?" mindset. Last night DH said he really likes my pubes and asked if I can not shave anymore and grow a bush.

74 LIKES
7 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25775002
#25775002

I was so depressed that I wished that something big would happen so that I wouldn't be expected to function at such a high level. And now I feel guilty and I also feel like I am going to be punished and this thing will take my kids ... :(

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54 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25775001
#25775001

Was sitting in my doctor's waiting room to be called in for some lab tests, when I received a pop-up ad saying "What are you doing THERE - we're just 4 miles away and are MUCH cheaper!" Have I mentioned how fucking creepy targeted advertising has become?

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36 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25774999
#25774999

That awful moment when you realize it was a mistake to give your coworker your cell number if he needed to reach you while you work from home. He's not being inappropriate, but HE.CALLS.ALL.THE.TIME. Dude you don't need to call me w/EVERY question!

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26 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25774998
#25774998

Someday he will look back will realize the damage he did to a vulnerable woman, and their innocent children.

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45 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25774997
#25774997

I blocked my husband on Facebook.

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11 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25774996
#25774996

My sister might have covid. I'm pretty scared.

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81 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25774994
#25774994

My husband only puts away one thing ——— an empty ice cube tray.

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26 HUGS
10 ME TOO


Confessional #25774991
#25774991

My baby and toddler are so fucking needy. If I see anyone with school age kids complain again, I'm going to send them a nastygram.

8 LIKES
18 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25774990
#25774990

It's a good time to be an atheist. I feel zero shame about not attending religious services. For obvious reasons.

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7 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25774988
#25774988

Today is the day I lose my shit on my 3 year old for constantly pulling on my hair.

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26 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25774987
#25774987

I know the kids yell because I yell. Don't know how to stop myself or them.

1 LIKES
26 HUGS
28 ME TOO

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