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My XH’s rebound fiancée is posting pictures all over FB and Insta. Never a good sign when they try that hard. Wonder how she likes the tattoo he got as a “show of love” to me. Told him it was dumb, I never get shit like that.

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0 ME TOO

DH is a big reader and I love that he is smart and interesting, but I swear to god he just talks at me like he is rehearsing all his knowledge- just needing an interested ear/no interaction. I HATE it.

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11 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Sis has let a revolving door of BIL relatives live with them. Her daughter was molested by one. Despite this they are letting his 3xfelon bro live with them. I hate her for this.

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0 ME TOO

I am scared that I am never going to get a job....and just be a broke unemployed loser.....great just what I always wanted!

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18 HUGS
5 ME TOO


I'm way too invested in my BIL & SILs marriage. They're def the most dysfunctional & miserable couple I've ever met. Both cheat, lie, backstab, emotionally abuse eachother- for the past 20 yrs. Don't know why I care, but wish they would divorce already!

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2 ME TOO

I let my adult physically disabled niece move in with us. I regret it. We all hate her. She is mean, annoying, and won't do anything for herself. I just want her to leave.

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0 ME TOO

When I try to stop drinking I just eat more, which makes me gain weight. So I’d rather keep drinking.

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9 HUGS
7 ME TOO

My childhood sucked because my mother "gave" me younger siblings.

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18 HUGS
3 ME TOO


I constantly worry that I’m screwing up my kids’ lives.

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8 HUGS
41 ME TOO

I call the police everytime he screams and hits you. I also reported you to family services. You may love him too much to leave but your kids don't deserve to live in fear.

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29 HUGS
1 ME TOO

My husband can't possibly be stupid enough to truly believe that the my life of cooking, cleaning and being yelled at by a 2 year old is enough to satisfy me as a human being....right?

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28 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Instead of being productive today, I ate pot candy. Fuck. It.

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10 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Husband just received a nice cash gift from his dad. He is thinking down payment on a new car, etc. Ummm... what about bills?!! We are drowning in debt.

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31 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I want to have sex, but husband s too lazy to go buy condoms. I am sure I am the only woman dealing with this. What a lazy bum!

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20 HUGS
2 ME TOO

i love my husband but sometimes i want to be with a girl

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5 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I made fun of how fat my sister is, and now I'm the fat one. Shows you that you should never, ever fat-shame.

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13 HUGS
2 ME TOO


I'm going to raise dh's life insurance. If he dies I never want to worry about money again.

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8 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Its so peaceful when my ds6 goes to school. Literally everyone is happier and releaved. Ugh I wish I could enjoy him like I do my dd4. Shes such an angel.

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17 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Those people who have to document every.single.moment of their kids' lives on Facebook. GTFOH!

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7 HUGS
26 ME TOO

Wish I would have known that being married and having kids doesn’t mean you won’t be lonely anymore

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20 HUGS
18 ME TOO


Husband doesn’t help me around the house because I don’t fuck him. I don’t fuck him because he doesn’t help.

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19 HUGS
19 ME TOO

I have the opportunity to take some part-time work with my trainer. Now, how do I tell H that I am taking this job without him thinking I'm fucking the guy!!!!

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13 HUGS
0 ME TOO

If I could go down on myself, I'd move to a deserted island and live out my life in blissful peace.

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5 HUGS
13 ME TOO

The most important criteria for things w/DH is reliability - it may not have all the high performance bells and whistles but, what it does do, it does well. It's dependable, and a known quantity. I think that's also why he married and is happy w/me.

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7 HUGS
9 ME TOO


I can't say it without sounding unsupportive but, "fucking pain in the ass" doesn't even begin to describe trying to plan and cook family meals around a spouse's keto diet.

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39 HUGS
13 ME TOO

I say I'm a minimalist, but I love getting deliveries from Amazon.

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5 HUGS
43 ME TOO

I coughed so hard yesterday I threw up a bit. Fun times.

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55 HUGS
6 ME TOO

My husband just does not fuck me when I’m pregnant. First time, thought it might have just been a fluke. Nope.

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56 HUGS
14 ME TOO


I never want to get up in the morning. Nothing happy for me to look forward to. A job I hate and a daughter who hates me. I’d rather go back to bed.

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65 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Even in the midst of familial turmoil and lack of encouragement, I wish I had the guts to strive for my dreams. I could've changed the world with my art and soul. Maybe it's not too late...

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47 HUGS
6 ME TOO

H suggested that I have HSDD and need meds. Nope, my sex drive us just fine. I just don’t want sex with him.

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18 HUGS
15 ME TOO

I don’t want to do anything. I don’t want to do my work. The internet doesn’t amuse me. I hate it all and my own dissatisfaction is Boone’s fault but my own. I just want to scream

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29 HUGS
7 ME TOO


My husband threw me across rooms twice last night because I caught him in a lie and called him on it.

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149 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I waste so much time on useless bullshit

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13 HUGS
63 ME TOO

I resent you and that's why this will never work.

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27 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Every three months I get BV. Discharge, itching, odor. Its enough to make me fucking hate my life. There has to be a long term solution to this!?

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4 ME TOO


I don’t want to fucking get up. What’s my motivation here!?

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22 HUGS
12 ME TOO

SO and I each have our own daughters out of wedlock. While being a single mom hurt and embarrassed me I believe it will be the key to our happy marriage. He knows I can and will do it all myself if I’m not treated correctly. & I won’t stay for the kids.

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8 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I send my kid to catholic school. I’m not even religious. I’d go as far to say I’m anti religion. I need her to have the good education I didn’t get. Please tell me I’m making the right choice. Don’t resent me DD. I struggled my whole life.

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34 HUGS
7 ME TOO

My own Boobs turn me on

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4 HUGS
26 ME TOO

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