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I hate when people assume what I can and can't afford. I hated it when I was poor and I hate it now that my family income exceeds $500k. Why assume?

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12 ME TOO

Cracks me the fuck up that my liberal friend (I'm also liberal) is terrified of black neighborhoods and literally clutches her purse any time she sees a black person. I live in a diverse neighborhood, and she admits it scares her.

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1 ME TOO

FUUUUCK! I'm so horny. And no sexy time w H in sight. Ugh.

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8 ME TOO

So looking forward to our teen moving out. According to said teen I am “ the most hateful person in the world”. And they can’t stand to be in the same house. Good luck with the real world!!!

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1 ME TOO


I had to become a SAHM bc I have no family help, DH moved us two hours from my job, works 14 hours a day and refused to do drop off or pick up. And forget sick days, my kids have a chronic condition but that was obviously all on me. But I'm *sO lUcKy*

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2 ME TOO

H sitting in the passenger seat telling me how to drive makes me want to elbow him in the teeth. I've been driving for 40 fucking years. I'm not stupid. I can see the stop sign. Yes I know it's 30 through here, I'm doing 28. Please shut the fuck up.

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14 HUGS
16 ME TOO

How do you accept your life when your husband would rather be angry than happy?

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21 HUGS
20 ME TOO

I don't wear my wedding band or engagement ring b/c I don't love my H. He doesn't wear his b/c he thinks he lost it behind the bed. So I don't wear mine till he finds his & he can't buy a new one either. He'll never find his. I have it hidden.

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5 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Keep feeling a terrible sense of heavy darkness & dread for the last few months. Now, worst case apocalyptic scenarios playing out in my head about this corona virus. I'm scared. H scoffs at the fear. Wish I didn't read The Stand back in September.

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9 ME TOO

I’m seriously wondering what’s going on between my female coworker and our male boss. She’s a terrible employee and should of been fired months ago. His favoritism towards her is making everyone question them. He’s Christian and married to boot.

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3 ME TOO

I've never told DH this, but I actually don't like my MIL. She's an aggressive giver, and she talks, talks, talks, never giving anyone else a chance to speak. She's draining and selfish.

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11 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I’m sooooo glad I went off of birth control. I had no sex drive in my 20s. Went off birth control last year and I all I want to do is have sex with my husband all day every day. Loving this new sex goddess!!!!!!! I would take my 30s over 20s any day!

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1 HUGS
8 ME TOO


DH is 47, but he still fucks like he’s 25.

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1 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I broke up with my bff because she was a political cultist canvassing for greedy, self-serving people while I was trying to better our community.

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I started watching and spending so much time with my grandchildren that the lines became blurred and I started feeling more like their parent. Yeah, it got messy.

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15 HUGS
0 ME TOO

How do you keep loving a kid who has brought you so much anguish over a period of two decades?.

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3 ME TOO


I am so tired!

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8 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Ive never told anyone but I love hairy men! Thick hair on the chest, legs arms and yes, back get me hot! You can keep the smooth boys!

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2 HUGS
48 ME TOO

Husband just deadass told me his 3” dick is ABOVE average. Nah lol.

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0 ME TOO

Two of my husbands friends have gotten divorced recently. Whenever he tells me, I feign surprise but in my head I’m jealous and thinking “That lucky bitch.”

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My boyfriend is younger than my youngest sibling. And almost ten years younger than me. My exh was over a decade older than me. Makes me feel like a rockstar to have this young stud after old droopy balls I was married to before!

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12 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I’m so glad he’s out of my life for good. What a relief! That was the most exhausting “friendship” ever. Felt like I was walking on eggshells all the time and he still always got pissy. Not my problem anymore. Phew!

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26 HUGS
10 ME TOO

I do believe my husband's calorie counting will end our marriage. No joke.

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51 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Some people have interventions for family members to stop drinking or gambling. My family has to get my sister to stop getting married every five minutes.

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43 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Sometimes I wish I had said Fuck to what my family thinks and married the True love of my life instead of settling, but then again I wouldn't have my boys if I'd done that.. even though they're monsters... wonder what life would have been like with him

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30 HUGS
3 ME TOO

He came home from deployment and told me I used to make him feel passionate. He doesn’t feel like that any more.

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114 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Got hurt (luckily not as bad as I could’ve been) when my boss heard about it from my coworker said “I hope you’re not damaged because you’re so perfect” not in a sexual way but like a dad way. I almost cried as H didn’t even care that I was at the ER

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82 HUGS
0 ME TOO

My attitude towards dating sucks. Just thinking about it aggravates me.

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15 ME TOO


I feel alone even though I have a family and sometimes I just want to walk away from it all...

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35 ME TOO

I say I’m sorry a lot because I feel like everything is always my fault.

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41 HUGS
66 ME TOO

Even with a great job/excellent benefits and a savings of over 100k I still wouldn’t be secure as a single woman. One big medical issue and I’d lose my job/said benefits and be on the street. So I stay miserably married. That is America.

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66 HUGS
19 ME TOO

I can't stand cooking. I buy all kinds of cereals and pizza rolls for my kids. I feel bad because I come from a family of cooks and chefs. I use to make 3 course meals. I have no energy Wth happened to me.

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21 ME TOO


There should be a renewal option on your wedding anniversary every year.

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8 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Sexist, narcissistic father died recently. Barely knew or saw him for 50 years. Seeing people remembering him fondly on his obit is nauseating. Want to scream at them, ‘He abandoned his daughter. He wasn’t a man. I exist. I didn’t deserve this. I MATTER.’

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82 HUGS
11 ME TOO

I feel like most people are repelled by me. I don't know why. It is devastating.

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101 HUGS
68 ME TOO

I can’t wrap my brain around the fact that some people my age are grandparents. I’m 39.

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35 HUGS
116 ME TOO


my daughter died but my husband still won't forgive her from overdose

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2 ME TOO

DH always waits to get things done. Were moving in 6 months. We don't have time to do it his way. Idc how much he bitches about it.

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51 HUGS
14 ME TOO

The absolute worst part about being a woman is being told to calm down, when you are literally already calm, talking normally, just saying what you think. No man is ever told to calm down. This is why a woman will never be president.

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85 HUGS
90 ME TOO

I did not hear from him today. I’m beyond crushed. So mad at myself for even getting my hopes up.

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13 ME TOO

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