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Confessional #25774914
#25774914

I Think it’s so stupid that while dr’s/nurses are begging us to stay home, everyone is going to hospitals to cheer for them at shift changes. They just told you to stay the fuck home!

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3 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25774913
#25774913

I almost wish I were getting laid off right now. It’s so crazy busy at work and I need a break.

1 LIKES
9 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25774912
#25774912

H just said I should try to find a job. Uh, under the current circumstances, when might that take place? And why now are you feeling like I should? We have 4 boys. I’ve been a SAHM for the past 4 years. We could manage if it wasn’t for YOUR family.

4 LIKES
17 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25774911
#25774911

My neighbor's aggravating son rides a 4-wheeler all day and all night and the noise is about to drive me crazy! I WANT TO POP THE TIRES!

2 LIKES
7 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25774910
#25774910

DH is the biggest baby. He is a horrible example for our children

1 LIKES
7 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25774909
#25774909

I work at a place with armed security and they had to chain up the hand sanitizer in the access building because people kept stealing it. Wtf, people?

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11 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25774908
#25774908

Those who cause the most pain are our biggest teachers. ExH killed nearly everything good in me. I would have preferred to remain naïve and happy in my ignorance. Fuck the lessons.

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10 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Confessional #25774906
#25774906

I hate doing dishes. I'll clean a bathroom any day over Fucking endless stream of dishes.

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4 HUGS
8 ME TOO


Confessional #25774905
#25774905

I will never live where weed is illegal again. I would be high as a kite all week and happy if I was still on the West Coast. Fuck this

7 LIKES
5 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25774904
#25774904

I Love my kids more than anything, but I 100% just gave my three year old the finger while she wasn't looking. #quarentine

9 LIKES
7 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25774903
#25774903

I'm not paying my mortgage this month. Fuck it.

3 LIKES
13 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25774901
#25774901

I gave my husband head during online church service. Knock out 2 birds with one stone.

19 LIKES
2 HUGS
0 ME TOO


Confessional #25774900
#25774900

I cleaned my disgusting bathroom today for the first time in almost a year. My least favorite chore.

15 LIKES
22 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25774899
#25774899

I'm buzzed on wine and bawling because I can't find any powdered milk or shelf-stable milk online. I'm sick of this fucking world only thinking about themselves and not leaving anything for senior citizens. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

5 LIKES
47 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25774898
#25774898

I went from full-time working mom, wife, and student to full-time WAH teacher/student/single mom all in the last three weeks. I wouldn’t be disappointed to receive one of the furlough emails going out on Monday. I could use a break.

3 LIKES
43 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25774897
#25774897

Dh took kids for a walk and I got masturbate and now I'm super relaxed.

29 LIKES
5 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25774896
#25774896

It makes me sad that it took social media and the ability for news to travel in .5 seconds for companies to do what's right during this time. If companies weren't at the mercy of social media I dont think they would be paying their workers. so cynical

11 LIKES
10 HUGS
25 ME TOO

Confessional #25774895
#25774895

H cannot finish a chore to save his life. He always leaves half of it for me to do

4 LIKES
15 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25774894
#25774894

I realise now how much I don’t matter, how little my family actually need me in their lives. Dh has forgotten Mother’s Day (Uk) and our anniversary and next month is my bday...I don’t feel wanted, loved or that I matter

1 LIKES
43 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25774892
#25774892

My H is such an asshole...i can't wait to get the hell away from him and take him for everything he's got.....and trust me, I will.

7 LIKES
13 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25774891
#25774891

My heart hurts. I need my village back to help me raise my kids. I can't do this on my own.

2 LIKES
32 HUGS
12 ME TOO

Confessional #25774889
#25774889

I’m wearing a waist trainer and eating chocolate.... yeah I know, I’m lazy and stupid.

11 LIKES
14 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25774888
#25774888

I became a nurse because I didn't have the imagination or skill to do anything else and I graduated during the Great Recession. I guess I'm glad I'm essential, but damn if I wish I didn't do anything else with my life.

2 LIKES
30 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25774887
#25774887

Am I the only person on the planet who doesn’t like weed or alcohol? I don’t think way either one makes me feel.

8 LIKES
11 HUGS
43 ME TOO


Confessional #25774886
#25774886

I think teen love is real. I still love my high school boyfriend, 30 years later. I’m not with him, but I still love him.

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20 HUGS
27 ME TOO

Confessional #25774885
#25774885

I want this pandemic to end so I can leave my husband and be happy again.

15 LIKES
45 HUGS
23 ME TOO

Confessional #25774884
#25774884

Why is it such an unpopular opinion that I DON'T think children are obligated to take care of their sick/elderly parents? If they want to help, okay, but I wouldn't want my kid to give up years of his life to wipe my ass. Put me in a nursing home!

51 LIKES
11 HUGS
117 ME TOO

Confessional #25774883
#25774883

My teen DD's are watching the Barbie movies from when they were little and I am crying

36 LIKES
45 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25774882
#25774882

Silly me thinking a pandemic would make him want to be more present as a father.

3 LIKES
53 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25774880
#25774880

My husband and I did church online at home today and gave each other communion. Bizarre times.

28 LIKES
21 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25774879
#25774879

Fuck everyone, I’m getting high and drunk tonight.

46 LIKES
11 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25774877
#25774877

She was my best friend and now we don’t speak and my kid keeps asking about her kids. Damn it.

4 LIKES
46 HUGS
10 ME TOO


Confessional #25774876
#25774876

I’ve been stoned every day of this shit show by 2pm. At least I’m the calmer version of me for the kids. Thank God.

12 LIKES
21 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25774875
#25774875

I don’t know why I took it too far, but I did. It’s like i fell in love, and then I just kept falling.

2 LIKES
33 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25774874
#25774874

H is cleaning and being productive, he looks at me like I'm lazy. How can I explain to him this whole situation paralized me that I'm so scared I can't move or think.

4 LIKES
83 HUGS
30 ME TOO

Confessional #25774872
#25774872

I have to go back to work at a pharmacy on Thursday. I'm a nervous wreck.

2 LIKES
119 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25774871
#25774871

So fucking annoyed that DH keeps going and smoking weed with his siblings who live elsewhereand let DS have a friend over and stay overnight. Going to get us all sick

2 LIKES
52 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25774870
#25774870

I just wish I knew if he wanted to fight for me.

1 LIKES
30 HUGS
16 ME TOO

Confessional #25774869
#25774869

The only thing that really helps during this break is a little nibble on edibles and a few moments without family to think about what i really want in my life. It's not what I had before covid, I know that now.

12 LIKES
25 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25774867
#25774867

Damn, I don’t even know anyone who has it...but corona virus is kinda ruining my life...

2 LIKES
33 HUGS
53 ME TOO

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