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Confessional #25775418
#25775418

When my SIL was pregnant I spent 50+ hours crocheting a blanket for her baby. She never thanked me for it once.

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Confessional #25775417
#25775417

I pretend I am all about body positivity and I am but not for me. I don’t want to be fat.

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Confessional #25775416
#25775416

I hate my ex boyfriend and I. Wish he would die

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Confessional #25775414
#25775414

My fuckhead H promised to take a day off his essential job b/c I am drowning. He didn't. not gonna clean your clothes or make you food now. Fuck off

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Confessional #25775412
#25775412

I'm ignoring all my text .... it's only like 2 and some shit on messenger but still. I dont want to talk to anyone.

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Confessional #25775411
#25775411

Ugh bad sex! So much bad sex! I can do this anymore. I know it’s half me but the other half is just is shitty. Take control sometimes please.

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Confessional #25775409
#25775409

I’m more scared of the “THAT’S NOT ESSENTIAL!!” people than I am am of the virus. Corona Karens are terrifying.

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Confessional #25775408
#25775408

I don’t miss church at all. I am aggravated that leaders are figuring out Zoom. Could we just have a few weeks off?? Think dh, an elder, feels the same.

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Confessional #25775407
#25775407

I honestly wish I could stay in quarantine forever. I don't miss society at all, and I'm mentally healthier than I've been in years.

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Confessional #25775405
#25775405

Sent my high at risk for covid19, mom a message (she doesnt let me call her mom cuz I call my step mom, mom. She left me on read. Okay lady, I was going to send you fuckin money so u can be ok. Guess ur pride is too high. Now My Conscious clear!

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Confessional #25775404
#25775404

I married my DH for his job and now he’s laid off. Spending days watching TV and not helping in the house. So I’m divorcing him.

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Confessional #25775403
#25775403

Today is home haircut day. It will grow back.

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Confessional #25775402
#25775402

As if the virus isn’t scary enough, I have gotten the diagnosis of breast cancer. Fml

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Confessional #25775401
#25775401

My parents showed me a video of a cousin's son laughing and playing with crayons. What does this imply? They want me to settle down and have kids? Uh, no thanks. I didn't even know what my cousin's son looked like until today.

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Confessional #25775400
#25775400

I've always ignored my neighbors. They are strangers anyway.

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Confessional #25775399
#25775399

I can't sleep so I stay up until 3am.

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Confessional #25775398
#25775398

I am angry with people and government who claim: "STAY HOME!" Dude, I have a small business and you're not gonna pay my rent. I am truly hating people this coronavirus season. Hating. With real hatred.

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41 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25775397
#25775397

I avoid my father as much as possible. I would love to cut ties with him, but he is elderly.

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Confessional #25775396
#25775396

I was nice and gave someone a gift 11 months ago. It wasn't anything fancy. I thought she would like it. She called me the other day that the gift broke and if she can have another one. She even inquired where I got it. What? This is why I hate people.

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Confessional #25775394
#25775394

I hate people who come into my life and then ignore me. Like, fuck off.

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Confessional #25775393
#25775393

I used to have this so-called friend who was all about LGBT rights and blah blah blah. I thought she was very open-minded and supportive at the time, so I told her that I was asexual. Well, it's safe to say she stopped talking to me after my confession.

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Confessional #25775391
#25775391

I am feeling lazy today.

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Confessional #25775389
#25775389

I fucking hate him! Worst decision in my life!

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Confessional #25775387
#25775387

I'm afraid to go out and get sick again.

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Confessional #25775386
#25775386

There is a cousin I just cannot tolerate. She’s a horrible human being.

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Confessional #25775385
#25775385

I'm not proud of the number of people I've accidentally friended during my internet stalking sessions.

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Confessional #25775383
#25775383

He claims his motto is "hope for the best but prepare for the worst." This would be fine, except somewhere along the way he forgot about the hope part, and now is just a gloom and doom pessimist who assumes the worst about everyone and everything.

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Confessional #25775382
#25775382

I actually love being at home. Homeschooling is going awesome so far. Who knew this would be me?

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Confessional #25775381
#25775381

I am allowed to have my reactions to his reactions.

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Confessional #25775380
#25775380

H is an essential worker, so I'm thankful that he's out of this house during the day. But when he gets home, that's when I hit the bottle secretly to cope with his negative presence.

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Confessional #25775379
#25775379

If I just knew how long we have to quarantine I think it would help. This having no idea how long it’s going to last is what’s getting to me.

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Confessional #25775378
#25775378

H is the biggest fucking dick when he’s hungry and then acts like the way he treated me was justified

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Confessional #25775377
#25775377

I still must go into the office all while getting busy work emails from a-holes sitting at home on their butts! I’m busy working & taking care of a toddler at my place of work. I don’t even have time to worry about Covid! Must be nice to have extra time!

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Confessional #25775374
#25775374

So glad boomer mom who lives across country is ignoring us. Enjoying lockdown without griping phone calls is pure heaven. I may never reach out again.

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Confessional #25775373
#25775373

Mil called and used 2 hours of dh time demanding new sewing machine. We know its user error not machine. Please look let her useless life end sooner.

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Confessional #25775372
#25775372

Sorry that people are suffering with covid. Not sorry that travel is banned thus keeping dh asshole niece stuck overseas away from us.

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Confessional #25775371
#25775371

Tempted to ask my BFF to teach my DH how to eat pussy. She raves that her DH had no idea what he was doing but, with her instruction, he has turned into a real champ. Maybe DH could learn from her, because he sure hasn't learned anything w/me.

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Confessional #25775370
#25775370

Please God take mil. Dh and all of us will be relieved. Over 83 years of selfishness neediness and willful ignorance is enough!

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Confessional #25775369
#25775369

My 4.5 year old is such a twat! i'm a single mom working two jobs, homeschooling and doing all the cooking, laundry, shopping and cleaning by myself! all he does is whine about chores, break things, and talk back to me. what a dick!!

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Confessional #25775368
#25775368

I would like to confess to my crush but I'm not sure if they will like me

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