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How all of you social extroverts feel right now - that’s how I have felt for the last 25 years of my life. All the running around and people-ing of normal life makes me so stressed, anxious, and unhappy. Finally have an excuse to be myself.

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My family always thought I “married down”. But we are happier and in love. And while my “successful” siblings have been laid off. My “just a cop” husband has job security in a time when there isn’t so much job security. And hella cheap heath insurance.

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I wonder how many divorces will be taking place after this is over

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I’ve given up all my coping mechanisms- hoarding, drugs, drinking, promiscuous sex, nail biting, cigarettes...the only thing left is binge watching live Marilyn Manson shows from the mid 90s on youtube. So be it!

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Aftee 20 years I desperately want to fuck another man. I would never cheat and love DH. He would never go for it. Sigh, a girl can dream though.

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dh is surprised their closing the state and everyone has to stay inside .... he has been staying " calm" this whole time and now , now hes freaking out. Oh and fuck you clients who message us hairstylist asking to come to your home. No! Get box dye!

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My husband had a rehearsal tonight, which made me nervous bc I didn't want him bringing home germs (coronavirus), but at the same time sick of seeing his face and need him gone!

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Told H that I would rather he lose his job than go into a law office for a non-essential job. Also told him to tell his boss that if he or our kids get sick I will sue them.

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I am stuck in my house with my stupid stepson who loves to lie.

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The more indifferent I am, the more he clings to me. I hate how predictable h is

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Sometimes I wish I never cheated. My relationship hasnt been the same since. He acts like he hates me and I'm chopped lover for years. Why does he stay makes no sense

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I'm pissed my states governor won't do a order to stay home, nicely suggestion to stay home.

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I want another baby. Who knows when I'll be able to get my IUD out.

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I am so glad I never finished med school.

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My state told a 12 yr old girl and her mom it was the flu , they sent her home with an inhaler and told her to quarantine. I'm really scared , my kids drive me crazy but i don't want anything to happen to them.

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Tired of living with boys. Yucky.

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My husband planned to take the kids to an empty field and fly a kite so I could "have a break". He has a PhD and yet was unable to assemble a dollar store kite and fly it. Kids are mad, crying, fighting. Thanks H. Go back to work please.

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I'm tired of picking up other peoples' slack. At work AND at home.

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For all the trouble teens can be, I am so happy DS's are teens for this quarantine. They sleep until noon everyday, leave us alone to get work done, handle all their own remote learning with no help, and don't cry and whine about being home.

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I get up at least once an hour to have a snack. I am not even hungry, just stress eating. I ate my kid's Lucky Charms yesterday and spent 5 minutes picking most of the marshmallows out of the bag. Sorry, not sorry.

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My online workdays have consisted of reading Coronovirus updates, yelling at Trump on Twitter and writing depressing haikus on Facebook. How's your work-life balance working for you?

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My kid finished his online school in an hour and will play Fortnite the remainder of the day. I'm all for it. Call me the mother of the year.

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We have the best possible situation (work at home, steady income, house with a yard, laundry) and this is still really hard and stressful. I spend a lot of time thinking about people who don't have what we have and worrying about how they are doing.

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Apparently my mental health has been almost entirely dependent on going to Target about once a week, alone, and wandering around for 45 minutes. Now I can't do that and the cracks are starting to show.

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If it wasn’t for the dying and anxiety I would be living my perfect life rn

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DD10 had obvious strep throat with no other symptoms. They wanted her to take a Coronavirus test. WTF? Save it for someone who needs it and hasn't already been isolated for three weeks.

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I dutifully put in years of playing My Little Pony, The Game of Life, and watching Tinkerbell until I thought I would claw my eyes out. Now my kids are older and I get to play Scrabble and Legos, and watch Star Wars. Feel like I'm 10 again. FUN!!!

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Even just the knowledge that the niche of "faux-cest" porn exists makes me nauseus.

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Single mom of 2DC was so relieved when my sister came to quarantine with us. Now she's sick with a cold and got us all sick. Wish I would have just quarantined alone. It had been 2 years since we were sick. I know it sounds selfish, wish it was just us

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I hate slow talkers. They make the meetings go on for so long.

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All I want to eat this pregnancy is pizza, spaghetti and French fries.

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I'm thankful this happened now when my kids are preschool and elementary aged. If I had been trapped in the house and starved of human contact when they were still in baby and toddler mode I would have had a serious mental health crisis.

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My husband is working from home and turning into a caveman. Apparently the only thing that was keeping him civilized was interacting with people in public.

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My kids are losing their shit and I’m about to fucking snap!

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My husband doesn't know how to just be at home. He wants to feel like he's in charge. I don't do feelings. You start doing the laundry, cooking, cleaning, childing, shopping, educating, coaching, and planning and you can be in charge. Otherwise, STFU.

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I complained to H that I don’t like how my boobs look since I quit nursing. He asked why I care. I said just for my self esteem. What I really meant tho was, “Because I send your boss naked pics and he loves tits.” Probably best I didn’t say that aloud.

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Kids and DH are all alpha personalities going crazy being home so much without people to lead. At first they kept challenging my authority, trying to be in charge of the household. Three weeks on, everybody understands that you DON'T FUCK WITH Mama.

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I've reached a mental state in which, while I will never kill myself, I would probably feel relief at a death due to accident or illness.

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I wish I gave a shit about life right now,but I don't. If I catch this virus, fine. But I'm pretty certain it's my fragile mental health that'll kill me instead.

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Frenemy who's both a hypochondriac and munchausen's with her kids just announced that they all have the coronavirus. They didn't even get the tests back and two kids are back to normal! Want to call her out so bad.

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