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I feel like I’m waiting for my husband to die. We’re only in our 30s so I have no idea why I feel this way.

1 LIKES
31 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Even though I know after what happened between Rio and Beth there is little chance of another sex scene I still watch just to see them together

5 LIKES
7 HUGS
6 ME TOO

Dear H, stop getting diarrhea splatter all over the inside of the toilet bowl. It's nasty. You gotta drink some pink stuff? Take an Immodium? Then fucking do it, and get the situation under control because I'm tired of cleaning it up.

8 LIKES
27 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Maybe he could want me if I didn’t didn’t take my clothes off. Maybe it’s not ED or low T. Maybe I disgust him.

1 LIKES
41 HUGS
7 ME TOO


My mom has an enormous house. Ceilings so high she let DS fly his drone indoors. Wow, mom.

15 LIKES
18 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I regret I married (now divorced) a selfish, jealous man-child. He hid it well while we dated.

1 LIKES
31 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Just once, I would like to be able to fall asleep first because H doesn’t ask me to rub his back as he drifts off

1 LIKES
20 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Sexy neighbor is everything Xh is not. But they’re still both males, so there’s that :/

15 LIKES
13 HUGS
1 ME TOO


My mother has no empathy. You can HEAR the glee about my DH being laid off. Comparing it to her random friend's pay cut and her own disappointments from years ago, saying what we are dealing with isn't so hard. Can't even pretend to give a shit. Hate her.

1 LIKES
70 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I'm a stay at home mom. I don't get to do much except clean, cook, & homeschool my kids. We've been stuck in the house for 2 weeks and my husband is now acting like he's depressed, stuck and annoyed with the situation. Now he knows what it's like!!

23 LIKES
53 HUGS
15 ME TOO

I tried. I don’t believe in divorce but I loathe this man. Now I’m completely apathetic and don’t care what happens to him or what he does. Could not possibly care less about him at this point. He was successful in killing the love I had left.

1 LIKES
44 HUGS
17 ME TOO

H thinks I’m being nicer to him during quarantine. Guess he doesn’t realize I’m drunk

38 LIKES
28 HUGS
11 ME TOO


I want to leave but this pandemic has put a hold on my plans. I guess I’ll use this time to get in great shape. I’d like my 19 year old body back so I can date hot guys as soon as I file divorce papers

30 LIKES
17 HUGS
8 ME TOO

I don't want our special needs 14 yr old DD to live with us FOREVER. My DH does. I need to know I'll have freedom someday.

9 LIKES
47 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I don’t understand how my friend, who has no savings, pays her rent. She gets a very small disability payment, and her husband hasn’t worked in over a year. How does this work?

5 LIKES
32 HUGS
6 ME TOO

DH is amazing. I work outside the house. He took on the teacher role, still keeps the house pretty tidy, looks after dinners, gets outside with the kids and the sex is insane!

68 LIKES
16 HUGS
5 ME TOO


This quarantine has turned me into a royal fat ass. I need to STOP.

4 LIKES
28 HUGS
70 ME TOO

I don’t believe in giving up on a marriage. I believe in fixing it.

21 LIKES
19 HUGS
27 ME TOO

I’m so sad. My little boy likes mommy better than me. I wish daddies could be loved...

5 LIKES
65 HUGS
1 ME TOO

It terrifies me that the reason people can't bring anyone with them to the ER is because they have to ration healthcare and they don't want to deal with families.

3 LIKES
25 HUGS
10 ME TOO


Quarantine makes me want all the carbs. I am diabetic and have uncontrolled glucose right now.

2 LIKES
42 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I want to track down everyone who isn't social distancing, and punch those selfish monsters directly in the face. With a gloved hand. From 6 feet away.

43 LIKES
16 HUGS
57 ME TOO

I'm too embarrassed to play the "10 things I hate" challenge on facebook. Dogs, weddings, parties, hamburgers, flying, social interaction.... People will think I'm a psycho.

17 LIKES
14 HUGS
21 ME TOO

I honestly fear what I would do if I ever found out my spouse was having an affair.

2 LIKES
19 HUGS
17 ME TOO


If enthusiasm was all it took to eat pussy great, DH would be a GOD! Sadly, he had NO idea what he was doing. After several yrs of bad oral, I grabbed his head, put it where I wanted it and told him exactly what to do. BLISS! Mad @ myself for waiting

60 LIKES
16 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I am so sick of cleaning up three meals a day. I feel like I spend the whole day in the kitchen.

4 LIKES
25 HUGS
66 ME TOO

Yes, honey, I would love to take a cross-country train trip like we did on our honeymoon. But now that you're practically a world record snoring machine, there is no way I could sleep in the same tiny state room with you for two weeks. Damn snoring!

10 LIKES
25 HUGS
7 ME TOO

I’m in love with someone other than my H but I would never divorce H and hurt my kids. Love sucks. I’ll just suffer in silence.

8 LIKES
43 HUGS
33 ME TOO


I can't leave the house for an hour without a bunch of craziness and drama due to my husband's inability to parent, but he can leave the country for three weeks and everything is chill. I want a divorce but I'm not leaving the kids alone with him.

6 LIKES
57 HUGS
18 ME TOO

No DH, you don't get to decide what I can or can't be mad about or how big my reaction should be. Put the shovel down and stop digging this hole before I bury you in it.

27 LIKES
34 HUGS
18 ME TOO

I never apologize to my husband for finally losing my shit on him because I give him plenty of chances along the way to stop pushing me over the edge. If a rattlesnake rattles louder and faster at you and you keep coming, you deserve to be bitten.

49 LIKES
26 HUGS
22 ME TOO

After 15 years of marriage, I think most men are looking to meet their own needs first and most women are looking to serve others first. I feel compelled to do for others even at my own expense whereas my H only does something if he gets something for it.

23 LIKES
40 HUGS
73 ME TOO


During this "challenging unprecedented time," I quickly learned that it takes an entire bottle of wine to calm me down, feel sorta normal, and get slightly motivated to keep up the household.

19 LIKES
52 HUGS
33 ME TOO

I’ve made the decision to leave my husband, but there are no houses to rent or buy in our area. I feel beyond trapped. I’m suffocating.

6 LIKES
79 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Now that everyone is stuck at home, the internet is full of bored whiny complainers and it's totally ruining all of my favorite sites. I may have to actually shut my computer off and read a book!

42 LIKES
25 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Hospital on my street in Brooklyn is using a forklift for bodies in plain sight. No fucking excuse for that.

6 LIKES
169 HUGS
5 ME TOO


I spit on my spouse EVERYTIME we shower together

11 LIKES
16 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I just want to order shit and have it delivered so I feel like life is still happening.

13 LIKES
30 HUGS
64 ME TOO

I keep hearing everyone talking about how they've been deep cleaning and organizing their homes while they're stuck inside. I literally haven't done shit, my house is still messy and will probably stay that way. Kinda feel bad about it.

18 LIKES
52 HUGS
105 ME TOO

H's boss needs to explain why a website designer at a law office is an essential employee during a global pandemic.

11 LIKES
43 HUGS
5 ME TOO

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