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Lockdown begins now. Should have happened months ago. Not weeks. SMH

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The scariest realization for me is that the people that are sick or dying or dead likely got sick in the beginning of March or mid-March the latest. Way before we started social distancing for real.

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We just canceled our cruise that we've waited since 2016 to take. It was fully paid for. Yes we can go in the future, but we can't afford to pay for another vacation this year. I am heartbroken.

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I hope the bitch that wished bad karma on me gets bad karma in the form of coronavirus mother F

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Tired of checking up on everyone when no one checks up on me. I’m Done

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Watching a film or reading a novel where the author doesn't give it a decent ending leaves me with the same feeling of rage as a guy who finishes sex w/o giving me an orgasm. Finish the job right, asshole!

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What do I do when I ask DH what he wants for his birthday, and his answer is that he wants me to be something I'm not? His desire isn't mean or bizarre, but it's just not who I am.

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I'm a nurse in an ICU in Mass. People stay home. This isn't a joke. People with no underlying medical conditions are fighting for their lives. I know, I took care of them all weekend.

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Last night at dinner, I had 2 helpings of spaghetti & 3 pieces of garlic bread. And I wonder why I can't lose these last 10lbs.

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Day one "distance learning": I quit. And I'm only on 1 out of 4 of my kids lessons. BIRTH MF CONTROL!

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Lost 10 pounds, got 50 more to go, thanks Cronovirus.

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I’m super excited that Candy Crush just gave me unlimited lives for 24 hours. How’s your quarantine going?

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I am so happy people will be receiving $600 extra a week in unemployment. But my sister's H, a lazy, entitled, mean, science-denying, flat-Earther, will fritter away the money and stay in bed even more.

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The quarantine is saving us $300 a month because we don't go to Starbuck's and DH has not been able to do all his needless running around so fuel savings too!

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Except for the actual arrival, nothing is more exciting than "tracking my package".

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Some guy in my town is asking people to come to a cemetery tour, he claims enough room for social distancing. Fucking moron! WHO advised against this very thing. WTF don't people get about STAY AT HOME?!?!?!

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My EA is ghosting me during the pandemic because I texted too many times and am too needy. FML, its a pandemic!

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My 85year old mother lives alone and I'm so afraid to even drop off groceries to her. What if I'm a COVID carrier. I'm her only caretaker and thank God she's OK so far.

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Nurse for 20 years. Mainly worked in surgical centers and doctors offices. Due to COVID I was put in a hospital taking care of COVID patients. I liked working where I did for a reason but didnt mind hospital work. This is different! Sad and tiring!

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FIL died and MIL expects everyone to take care of her. She is capable but would never put herself out. One of her daughters is exactly like her and only in her 30s. Neither will even drive where they need to go. Perfect role model on how NOT to age.

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Dear bored, micromanaging H: You will NOT tell me what to do or when. When you're at work, I complete my chores in 1 hour and then enjoy life MY way the other 9 hours until you're back. You have no clue how your own household runs. Don't try to start now.

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I’m visually impaired, from birth, and no, it can’t be fixed. Ppl whining about the quarantine piss me off. This will end. Try that for your whole life, w no mass transit, hoping u can find someone to drive you to get basic needs done.

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I despise the term "deep dive".

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DW is PMSing bad. Made her cupcakes and got DS out of the house for a few others. Not expecting any thanks, just want her to keep her sanity.

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I have every intention to be productive when my baby naps, instead I'm on here scrolling and reading, oh well!!

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My dryers heating element went out? A/C went out, my laptop is broken, our van isn't running right. Stressed to the MAX!!!!

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H and I are both considered high risk. We live in eastern PA. He just texted me that his coworker went to NYC over the weekend for something to do. Coworker doesn't see anything wrong with this. Wtf is wrong with ppl

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Breastfeeding was a huge contributor to my ppd and anxiety. I stopped and baby and I are so much happier, so to the next person that judges me for feeding my baby a bottle, I don't apologize if I snap at you.

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Beginning of week three. I have nothing left to give.

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If one more woman tells me how great/ wonderful/ funny my narcissistic husband is, I'm gonna lose my shit

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Been with H for almost 8 years. I know that I settled and I feel like I’m stuck here.

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Sex with H has zero intimacy involved. It’s more like hookup sex where we get it over with as fast as possible, clean up, put clothes on. No cuddling, kissing or holding each other afterwards. I get sad when they do this in tv and movies

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SIL is one of those people who always post "look what I did and what I believe in!" on FB. So. Damn. Annoying. Unfollowed.

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Not afraid of the virus, but AM enjoying just me and my kiddos snuggling each night on the hideabed watching movies. Single mom and never happier with just my little crew. We're blessed and whatever happens, there's love here.

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DH won't brush his teeth until we get home from walking the dog in the morning. He doesn't understand why I don't want to walk next to his smelly self. YUCK.

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Hey, what does it feel like to have a son with a fully functioning brain who can make wise choices and be there for you as you get older? I sure would love to know!

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I want to report my husband's employer to for keeping a non-essential law office open when the state has shut down gatherings of more than 5 people.

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Angry that H's sleep study appointment on March 30th that we had been waiting months for has been pushed back to June. His snoring is a real problem & now we have to wait even longer to get it addressed.

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Adjusting to the realization you have been lied to for years, by someone you thought loved you and your kids, sucks.

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I had no idea my kids were this annoying. I can't wait for the teen years where everyone can barricade in their rooms and no one talks to me.

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