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Dear everyone- constantly texting me asking for gift ideas for my kids doesn’t remotely help my stress levels. You know them, figure it out!

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4 HUGS
6 ME TOO

DD19 told me that if I get the lights, she'll decorate the front porch. A week later, those lights are sitting on the table near the front door, still in the Walmart bag. Does this girl take after her dad, or what?!

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

Hate spending time alone with H lately because he wants to talk about our marriage EVERY TIME. FFS just give things time asshole. How did we get here?

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

H refuses to accept he is the reason this marriage is broken. I tolerate a lot due to his anxiety, but now he’s “not happy.” WTF. Not really sure what to do now.

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9 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I don't care if my H catches me lounging on the couch. What's he gonna do?

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1 HUGS
10 ME TOO

When friends post their used shit repeatedly, I unfollow them. If after 2 months no one wants your beat to shit desk for 100, donate it and quit shoving it in my face!

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1 HUGS
2 ME TOO

I'm thinking of starting a cleaning business.

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2 HUGS
0 ME TOO

The honest truth of why I wanted to be a SAHM was so I wouldn't have to go to work every day, and someone else would pay all my bills.

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2 HUGS
8 ME TOO


I'm supposed to be a sex goddess, and can just sort of lie there? He's gotten so lazy in bed.

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5 HUGS
1 ME TOO

It ruins my day I feel I have to have sex first thing in the morning with DH. This is not the way it's supposed to be.

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4 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I have never felt this way about a woman before. Does this mean I’m not straight?

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2 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I can’t stop thinking about her. And I’m married to him. Keep pretending?

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0 ME TOO


We have said over and over no smart home products in our house. As two grown adults we also manage to regularly forget to close our garage door...so smart garage door opener, I hope you aren’t a gateway to more “smart” things taking over ;)

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3 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I sleep better in my own space, away from h. I like to stretch and make whatever noises I need to while I’m out. The bed feels cold and gross with him in it. I don’t love him. He’s not a good guy

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9 HUGS
4 ME TOO

DH tells me he loves me all the time. It may sound weird but I wish he wouldn't. Saying it so much dilutes the meaning & makes it less special to me. I'd rather he say it less often with passion than all the time half-heartedly.

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5 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Pmsing and waiting to have a follow up mammogram because the first found a mass, yet I'm supposed to be fun and in the Christmas spirit. Fuck this bullshit. I'm allowed to have emotions, damn it.

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14 HUGS
0 ME TOO


I called my sister in law a bitch to her face today. It was in such a way that she couldn't dispute it and it sounded friendlier than it was.

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6 HUGS
0 ME TOO

When he looks at me with pure desire in his eyes it makes me feel so good

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5 HUGS
23 ME TOO

The snoring is going to make me kill him.

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21 HUGS
17 ME TOO

I like staying home with my kids.

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5 HUGS
47 ME TOO


My sister and mom made me change my hair color before sister's wedding and constantly commented on my (thin) weight. Now that I'm fat and have mouse brown hair, they don't say a word.

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39 HUGS
2 ME TOO

He said he's a social recluse after we shared a wonderful night together talking until dawn. One week would pass by before he comes back before disappearing for another week. It's been 3 WEEKS & he finally contacted me but this time, I'm just over him.

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25 HUGS
4 ME TOO

I gained 100 lbs in 3 years &, thanks to PCOS, am finding it nearly impossible to lose. Went from a size 4 to a size 20 & feel like shit all the time. I smile, pretend I don't care, & act all "body positive" but deep down I hate myself & want to die.

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84 HUGS
20 ME TOO

I realized today that going through estrangement and separation means that I can’t/don’t want to hang out with the old friends because it doesn’t fit anymore and I am not ready for a new scene or dating or anything new yet. So Netflix it is.

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38 HUGS
5 ME TOO


Saw him. Miss him. Should’ve been us.

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19 HUGS
11 ME TOO

2020 is the year I have conceive a baby boy, pay off debt, and get a mountain of cash from a lottery win. Speak it into existence!

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15 HUGS
6 ME TOO

We did 2 trees this year, never again. Also I want a spicy chicken sandwich but I have to be healthy and shit. Is it 2020 yet??

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18 HUGS
2 ME TOO

It’s my birthday. I’m not even getting birthday sex. What in the actual fuck.

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31 HUGS
5 ME TOO


I hate Christmas. I'm so sick of it being a competition with his family. It's getting really fucking old.

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20 HUGS
8 ME TOO

When you said it was more than sex, who were you trying to reassure? Yourself? Me? But you don’t love me “like that”.

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24 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Im a vet. Yo me there is no greater honor than having served and honoring those that have served. It’s corny as hell. But I feel it. Thank you all to have sacrificed for this country.

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19 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Jealous of how great of a husband one of my best friends is. He kisses his wife goodbye and tells her he loves her everytime she goes out. It's adorable...and makes my heart ache since my H barely says I love you anymore.

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33 HUGS
11 ME TOO


I finally got laid!

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11 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Sure, male coworker, we're slammed with holiday shipments, but you go ahead & go home early because your tummy hurts. As usual, us women will handle it & get shit done.

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37 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Every year, I make sure that each kid has the same number of gifts under the tree. Even if they're not being obvious about it, siblings do keep track. Best to just be fair.

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8 HUGS
49 ME TOO

I wish I had never met my husband.

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36 HUGS
41 ME TOO


Love having a handy man for a husband! Fixed our ailing refrigerator for $40, the cost of the part! My ex would have trashed it and got the latest and greatest model, kinda like he did with me.

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49 HUGS
16 ME TOO

I'm on bottle 2 of wine and feel fine but God the anxiety I'll feel tomorrow will be horrendous.

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38 HUGS
9 ME TOO

My parents were alcoholic hoarders who smoked around me. Due to the smoke exposure and a lack of medical care growing up, I have lifelong medical problems.

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109 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Often when I hear DH's car pull up, I jump up and start doing chores so that it looks like I've been active instead of lounging on the couch. He does the same thing when I come home and it's obvious. We are nuts.

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22 HUGS
31 ME TOO

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