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I called my sister in law a bitch to her face today. It was in such a way that she couldn't dispute it and it sounded friendlier than it was.

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0 ME TOO

When he looks at me with pure desire in his eyes it makes me feel so good

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The snoring is going to make me kill him.

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8 ME TOO

I like staying home with my kids.

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My sister and mom made me change my hair color before sister's wedding and constantly commented on my (thin) weight. Now that I'm fat and have mouse brown hair, they don't say a word.

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He said he's a social recluse after we shared a wonderful night together talking until dawn. One week would pass by before he comes back before disappearing for another week. It's been 3 WEEKS & he finally contacted me but this time, I'm just over him.

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I gained 100 lbs in 3 years &, thanks to PCOS, am finding it nearly impossible to lose. Went from a size 4 to a size 20 & feel like shit all the time. I smile, pretend I don't care, & act all "body positive" but deep down I hate myself & want to die.

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19 ME TOO

I realized today that going through estrangement and separation means that I can’t/don’t want to hang out with the old friends because it doesn’t fit anymore and I am not ready for a new scene or dating or anything new yet. So Netflix it is.

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Saw him. Miss him. Should’ve been us.

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2020 is the year I have conceive a baby boy, pay off debt, and get a mountain of cash from a lottery win. Speak it into existence!

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We did 2 trees this year, never again. Also I want a spicy chicken sandwich but I have to be healthy and shit. Is it 2020 yet??

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It’s my birthday. I’m not even getting birthday sex. What in the actual fuck.

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I hate Christmas. I'm so sick of it being a competition with his family. It's getting really fucking old.

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When you said it was more than sex, who were you trying to reassure? Yourself? Me? But you don’t love me “like that”.

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Im a vet. Yo me there is no greater honor than having served and honoring those that have served. It’s corny as hell. But I feel it. Thank you all to have sacrificed for this country.

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8 ME TOO

Jealous of how great of a husband one of my best friends is. He kisses his wife goodbye and tells her he loves her everytime she goes out. It's adorable...and makes my heart ache since my H barely says I love you anymore.

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10 ME TOO


I finally got laid!

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3 ME TOO

Sure, male coworker, we're slammed with holiday shipments, but you go ahead & go home early because your tummy hurts. As usual, us women will handle it & get shit done.

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Every year, I make sure that each kid has the same number of gifts under the tree. Even if they're not being obvious about it, siblings do keep track. Best to just be fair.

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45 ME TOO

I wish I had never met my husband.

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Love having a handy man for a husband! Fixed our ailing refrigerator for $40, the cost of the part! My ex would have trashed it and got the latest and greatest model, kinda like he did with me.

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16 ME TOO

I'm on bottle 2 of wine and feel fine but God the anxiety I'll feel tomorrow will be horrendous.

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8 ME TOO

My parents were alcoholic hoarders who smoked around me. Due to the smoke exposure and a lack of medical care growing up, I have lifelong medical problems.

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8 ME TOO

Often when I hear DH's car pull up, I jump up and start doing chores so that it looks like I've been active instead of lounging on the couch. He does the same thing when I come home and it's obvious. We are nuts.

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H and I don’t have kids. We celebrate Christmas by getting up listening to bad Christmas music and drinking spiked egg nog. No presents and our tree doesn’t even have ornaments. We have so much fun and no stress either.

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13 ME TOO

We moved far away from home a year and a half ago. I’m so lonely. DH is always working. I’m always alone with the kids. I have no friends here. I constantly want to cry.

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17 ME TOO

I want his body so badly....and I really shouldn't.

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33 ME TOO

If he asked me to see him tonight, I would.

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Still waiting for him "to keep up" with me

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I know I'm naive, but I don't know how cheaters and abusers live with themselves. Especially chronic ones. The guilt should eat them up 24/7 but I guess it doesn't. I guess they don't really know how to love another person if they do that.

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The next time I spend extensive amounts of time and energy beautifying all my parts for someone to cancel on me, I am going to submit a fucking invoice for the hours I wasted.

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I have an actual physical ache in my chest when I think about how we’ll never be together. It also keeps me up at night that sometimes I can’t read him and know exactly how he feels about me. How do I stop letting it bother me?

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I cheated on my boyfriend back in HS and gave him crabs.

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The more I'm out in public with DH, the more I realize how much of a complete asshole he actually is.

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27 ME TOO

Seems like AP is no longer interested. Guess he's had his fun. Heartbroken.

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Best sex ever was with a friend I have known for decades. I’m upset that the last time was the last time. Can’t bear talking to him, or even thinking of him. I have to be happy that he’s in love with someone, right?

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When I say I want cheap things for Christmas I am not being modest. I appreciate the effort, but I like and wear the earrings in packs---not $100 fancy earrings that are too nice to wear out. Don't get me fancy pajamas, they're pajamas. I'm being honest

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2nd totalled car in a month. Will we ever get out of this hole?!

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He's on vacation with his family and I won't hear from him for a week. Day 1 and I'm already miserable.

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I think it should be illegal to smoke inside a car with kids. And no, just opening the window does not make it ok.

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