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I'm looking at the inbox every 5 minutes to see if I have any new messages. This is what happens when you're a bored, lonely, single woman with no life besides being online 24/7

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I'm pretty sure he's married and I don't have the guts to confront him about it. It's like I'm constantly a magnet for married, douche bags and IDK why. Maybe I do have internal daddy issues that men can smell. Fuck me.

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When ds2 was born i had a c-section and i loved it. Now I’m pregnant again and I feel i’ll be forced to have a natural birth (by my fucking DH -who is a doctor) . I’m sorry but I don’t want to suffer for hours just cut me open.

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Returned to hometown where winters have months that are are between -40C & -60C. Eff this. 5yrs & we’re moving back to southern Canada, where -20 is pretty much the coldest it gets. Can’t tell anyone yet, though!

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I was the one who wanted the divorce and have dated since but found out today my ex is seeing someone and I'm devastated. I feel so dumb but I've cried all day and my heart hurts so much.

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Don't give 2 shits of a fuck about MIL. Dumb bitch blew it. After many chances, I was done.Thought she'd get away w/ treating me like shit for yrs. Like I'm not H's family. Nah. H knows how good he has it, & where I stand w/ MIL. H knows not to even try.

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I miss you. I’ll love you forever. I’ll be seeing you.

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I feel guilty because despite having a loving, caring, patient DH, deep down inside I still want a divorce.

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I got better.

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I don't want to try to fit in!!!! I'm me, if I could get my kids to great schools but not live here I'd be gone in a heart beat!!!!!

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I'm a scab picker. Literally and metaphorically.

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My husband doesn’t have hobbies, he has obsessions. He latches on to things and goes on and on and on until he becomes totally intolerable.

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H has been telling me that I talk a lot in my sleep and I say weird, creepy stuff. I downloaded a sleep recording app and I'm gonna try it tonight. Scared I'll hear something really creepy and I'll be freaked right out.

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Going through an identity crisis and so unhappy with my life right now. Dr says it's hormones that will bounce back - but i just want to walk out on my wonderful husband and 2 kiddos. I also want to screw my ex, just to see if it's as great as I remember.

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Finally treated myself to Olive Garden tonight. Wouldn't you know, it gave me massive diarrhea. Great. Wasted $25 for that?!

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Is it normal to think about dying whenever stress hits or I make a mistake? I cope with it by telling myself lots of people feel this way too.

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All of my friends are having second babies. Every single one says they are miserable, barely surviving. Feeling smug - one and done. I know better.

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A mom of another boy at my son's school committed suicide and honestly I'm jealous she had the balls.

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I think about my ex everyday ... it's been over a decade.

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He literally threw a tantrum because I didn't kiss his boo boos... Seriously grow up.

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I just adopted an 8 year old doggie and I feel like he's more of an annoyance than a mellow hang out buddy (like he was described as). Ughhhh

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It drives me nuts when school busses pick-up/drop off kids every 20 feet. What the hell happened to every few blocks like when I was a kid? Ridiculous.

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I wish I’d never had kids. They are grown and don’t check in or care about me or my husband. They bring me nothing but pain.

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While on a recent vacay, our friends watched our kids and got us a hotel room.(!) Dh and I had the best sex in our 21 years of marriage. I had two(!) mind blowing orgasms!! TWO! Thinking about it still gives me shivers. I just had to tell someone!

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SO is completely fucking useless as a parent. I have to tell every single thing he should/should not be doing with the kids. It's not that hard, stupid.

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I'm so scared to give birth. Is it really as unbearable as people talk about?

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I suck at hair, makeup, fashion sense, decorating my house...I feel like the female “good taste” gene skipped me.

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I miss my exs family , I loved his mom and wish she was my MIL. I love my partner now but his family is so bizarre , creepy and make him chase after their acceptance I refuse to be around them. I'll be sad for him when they go but relieved for myself.

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Day one of college and I'm already overwhelmed and stressed out

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H is so useless. I don’t know why I put up with this.

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Being sick & in the hospital for 2 weeks? Shitty. Finding out the man you’re supposed to marry in 3 weeks was fucking a stripper and carrying on a relationship for a month? Wish I would’ve died.

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It made me shudder to read that, in the early days of building skyscrapers, people took it for granted that a few workmen would be killed during a building's construction. I'll never bitch about my company's anal-retentive safety policies again.

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I love my kids, and my job, and my husband . . . when he isn't driving me stark raving mad.

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My sister doesn't let her kids say that their new sibling (her exH and new wife's child) is their sister. And that makes me really sad for those kids.

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I feel like my peers are far ahead of me and know more about important things like saving for retirement. I feel so dumb and behind in life. Mid 40s, kids near fully grown, we never made it out of our starter home, i have no clue how we'll ever retire.

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I think my middle aged body is definitely looking the worse for wear (plenty of sagging, stretching and extra pounds), but DH still begs me to leave the lights on whenever we have sex, and his eyes always light up like a kid getting candy when I agree.

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Oh my god I miss you.

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Nothing makes me rage more than when DH grabs his keys and walks out the door without saying a damn word. Like where are you going, how long are you going to be gone for?!! Could not imagine the shit I would catch if I pulled the same stunt

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I see you judging me that my husband Isn’t here, nosy neighbor. But guess what, your husband is sort of a dick.

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So jealous that people I know have great memories of their family.

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