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Dr said it’s influenza. Hope I didn’t give it to anyone at work! And it’s all over the news: a 4th grader in a neighboring town died of it this weekend. This is day 3; i’m supposed to go back to work on what would be #5. To cook. At a hospital. Doubtful!

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DW feels guilty that she didn't do nearly as much for me on Valentines Day as I did for her. I have to admit this was part of my plan.

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I'm addicted to watching internet "Bully picked the wrong guy" and "kharmic justice" videos. When, so often, the bullies in our lives get away with it, I just find it SOOOO satisfying to see one get his ass kicked by his intended "weakling" victim.

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I didn’t ask for these gastrointestinal troubles so that they could ruin my life and everyone else’s.

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H thinks I have a low sex drive. Truth is, I want sex all the time - I just don't want sex with him. I need a woman.

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It didn't take long after moving down South to catch on that a southerner saying "Bless your heart" is how you tell someone off without seeming impolite. Just learned staff at Disney parks have a similar practice by saying “have a magical Disney day.”

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Have a genius level IQ. Am only happy and relaxed when I'm buzzed.

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The more I work, the more I want to quit

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Well it has happened. I had to change my skin care routine to the "Anti-Aging" kind. I have a line resembling the Grand Canyon across my forehead. Dang it.

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I wish someone would kidnap me for a month and force me to exercise, eat a low calorie diet, floss, apply body lotion, fix my cracked heals and sort out my constant bikini rash.

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My father is very controlling and possessive so when a man wants me to call him daddy I’m already running the opposite way lol

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I’m visiting my gramma and she knows that we just lost our dream 350k home and live in a apartment paycheck to paycheck but she still watches those home renovation shows it’s so depressing I have to leave the room :(

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I accidentally saw the results of our ultrasound and I know the gender of our baby...It's a boy!! I can't tell my husband!

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Worked 12hr shift. Got off. Took sick kids to the dr, where they threw up everywhere. When we got out the pharm was CLOSED. Grab dinner finally get home. And H is mad at me because HE told me the wrong thing to pick him up for dinner. I. AM. DONE.

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So disappointed. Husband was driving down to my town and I thought we’d have a nice dinner. But no. He says he ate lunch late And left. I could just cry. It’s clear where I stand.

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MIL was totally supportive when I told her about our preferences for this next baby’s birth. My own mother just made fun of me. Reason 38483929484738 why I never visit.

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He always has some fucking complaint! No matter how hard I try he finds something to bitch about. It cancels out your compliments, dude.

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I get very annoyed when someone posts a question on social media that could easily be answered by google.

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I am so goddamn sick of leaf blowers. Just stop already. It is a scam of a job and just adds unwanted noise and unhealthy air pollution.

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I’m scared my sisters boyfriend is going to ruin her life by Unnecessarily adding her to all of his credit card accounts. I just want to tell her to run and never look back!

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I think men's sex noises are the hugest turn-off...ever.

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I've never loved anyone like I've loved myself.

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I feel useless.

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mt best friend is being abused by her POS husband, and won't leave. Now what do I do?

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DH tells our kids that I am having a lazy day. I have done more today than he has done in a month, maybe a year

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Got served at 14 day notice that we will be evicted if we don't pay the over $5,000 we owe for rent. I doubt our taxes will come in in time to pay it. Kids have been fuckin assholes. I'm ready to call it quits on life. Nothing ever gets better.

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I am pregnant. Unplanned. My first pregnancy and delivery were total horror stories. I'm scared shitless...

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Haven't had sex in over 3 years now.. I'm in a relationship.. but I can NOT stand my SO and I WISH he would just find someone else and fucking leave. I get off to tumblr porn a few times a week, I have no interest in sex with that POS.

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I swear. My H only ever wants to fuck me when I’ve just been with AP. Wtf.

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Every. single. time. I walk into the ladies room at work, someone is in there shitting their brains out. Save that for at home!

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Nothing ruins a mood like having to clean up shit off your floor, from a grown-ass adult, no less

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My husband is emotionally immature with our daughter. How am I supposed to want to have sex with him when I fell like his gd mother? So tired of this life.

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15yrs ago he raged for getting pregnant w/an IUD. 3 yrs later left him & told him I never came back from that & his daily rage following. He feels he's a victim because his abuse caused me to stop loving him. That, friends, is the face of narc abuse.

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ExH is a cock about the fact our grown DS doesn't like fitness and healthful eating. ExH promoted shit food and video games, and now he's pissed? Fuck off, ex.

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Men are necessary for the most part but on the whole childish and selfish. Tiring to recognize in middle age, they are everywhere..

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My husband is absolutely disgusting. If I could divorce him over it I would. He showers every day... I don’t understand it.

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If I could turn back time, I would have had my son and never married his father. Therefore, I wouldn't have had my selfish, emotionally draining daughter. If only...

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One of my biggest pet peeves is people who hum. My entire family does it. Arghhh!

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I went grocery shopping high and bought chunky monkey ice cream instead of cherry garcia. I’m a fucking dumbass

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I’m so lonely I also hate most people and want to be left alone

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