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I’m currently hiding from my family in the bathroom eating marshmallows. I’ve either hit a new high or a new low. It’s hard to tell at this point.

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Mom always complains i don't talk to her more. Last time i talked to her about my divorce she said, i support you even if i think you're making a mistake. Thanks Mom.

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I regret having kids

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We were living apart and ready to separate until his job shut down because of the pandemic so he is back living here now. If this were a Julia Roberts movie we would fall back in love. But this ain’t no Julia Roberts movie!

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I'm scared of dying, but I realize WHY--I don't want H trying to raise DD becuz he's completely inept at being a parent. I certainly also DON'T want his mother coming to help with DD becuz SHE'S the reason he's inept-he got it from HER. THIS is terror.

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I will not tolerate a man who drinks or smokes. End of story.

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Any man who sends me a picture of his dick can just stick it in himself. I do NOT want to see it.

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Now that we are in "stay at home" mode, I am extra thankful my husband left me last year.

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Obviously there are wayyy bigger things to be concerned about but one thing people don’t realize is that we healthcare workers end up constipated because we don’t have time to go or don’t feel comfortable going at work

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I kind of can’t believe he has a whole life with someone else. He sits and reads and eats dinner and sleeps with her, not me. It breaks my heart.

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I love my daughter and will camp out with her during this time that is reminding me how little I have in common with my husband. I feel like his mother.

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I just want to drown myself in a bottle of wine right now. Wish my state allowed alcohol deliveries.

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I'm thinking about skipping online church tomorrow. This is a new level of lazy.

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Life was so much quieter and peaceful for the rest of us when the oldest ran away.

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Dispenser delivery is saving my life during this lockdown

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I hate that I live in a country with people who wait until it’s the 11th hour crisis to listen to medical experts about this pandemic. Such a fucking morons!

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I am so effing lonely. Soul crushing lonely. Why does she enjoy mentally screwing me EVERY damn day? I can't take much more

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I too wish I had known my worth when I was younger. In my case I assumed I was FAAARRR more valuable than I was.

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If my daughter set, as a condition of her being in my life, that I must abandon my 2nd husband and our kids together, I'd say that shows SHE'S the heart of the problem - not THEM.

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Yup, met my boyfriend at the hotel last night and we screwed like crazy! Between Coro, teleworking and Mommy duties, dick was my release! No fucks given

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I'm not paying my property taxes. Why should the fat cat government employees get paid while the rest of us starve?

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Sheltering in place is making my mental health deteriorate to the point where I don't play with my child much during the day.

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The longer I’m cooped up with DH, the more I think I want a wife.

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H is dumb AF...he is an Engineer making 150+K a year and he can't put a simple rollator together without screaming, throwing things and flipping out. Can't wait to get away from him permanently.

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I want to reinvent myself during this quarantine. Where do I start?

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Starting the 3rd week of quarantine and my mental health is going down the drain. I am not ok

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Someone is using a camping grill in the parking lot here. Their way of having a little barbecue while staying away from others. It made me smile. Everyone needs to make the best of this time

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Had a FaceTime reading with a medium today, confirmed I am on the right path towards leaving H. It took people not of this earth to make me feel validated and confident that me & kids will be OK!

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Brother is an essential worker and lives with my parents. Today he is out helping his friends move and I am PISSED about it! He's told me that he thinks he’ll catch COVID but I swear to god if my parents get sick because of him, I’ll never forgive him

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I detest cheating, and yet my H hasn't wanted to have sex with me in years. We do it when I ask, but it's awkward because he's really bad at it. He doesn't like to talk about it. He's great in almost all other ways. But I'm thinking about divorce.

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Bought teeth whitening kit instead of paying my phone bill with last of money. Responsible? No, but I am at least going to come out of this quarantine hotter! Something good has to come out of it

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I want Covid-19 to stop. I want life to resume as normal and I want to end my marriage. We have nothing in common with my husband anymore.

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Screamed at DH, “you’ll never get your fucking dick in me again.”

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just lost it on my husband trying to clean up his hoarded shit in the basement. Hate him!!!

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Most people I know are what I call the shallow end of the pool. You don't get very deep in conversation & it isn't much fun to spend a lot of time there.

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This virus has made me think less of people. The "flu kills more crowd" "went to mardi gras idiot" "let my kid go on spring break moron" "can't stay home I am bored jackass." What would they do during a real crisis, no food,no utilities find them so gross

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I’m slim- but I have cankles

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You started dating FIL a month after MIL died. 25 yrs later we see you as the caretaker, not family. We are polite, agreeable but we don't care about you or your daughter. You are a tolerated intruder to a the problem of a man who can't be alone.

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Would have told FIL et his wife to GTH but they have a lot of $$. We do too, so don't need it. Two reasons, SIL would get DH share & we are going to take our share & donate it to all things their religious right leaning asses would hate. So smile & nod

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When I get an invite I don't want to do, I agree. Then tell myself, something will come up. Corona virus has gotten me out of 3 events, meeting a friends douchey BF, 1 wedding & 1 trip overseas that I had cancelled long ago but they will think virus.

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