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DW was very happy with me all day yesterday and was even up for sex last night. I've been desperately trying all day to figure out what I did right, so I can make sure to keep on doing it.

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Can't wait until he has his own place so we don't have to have sex in my car.

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I'm almost never in the mood, and shoot down DH's requests for sex. I *WAS* in the mood yesterday, but decided to mess w/his head. When he asked if I wanted to make love, I said "No", saw his disappointed look, then grinned and said "I wanna FUCK!"

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My husband acts like he's the only one who gets to have feelings in this house. He pouts when upset, but we should just "get over it".

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If I spend one more minute with my husbands brother,I will punch him in his arrogant face.

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I have no idea how this is going to end but it won't be good.

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I love the feeling of his hands on my body.

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I'm tired of all these old farts running for president.

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My heart is just tired. I've been going through it lately.

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Two years ago, in a pinch I asked MIL to watch 2dc. She told me she wasn’t a babysitting service. I haven’t asked her since and she doesn’t ask to see them. Maybe 5 times total. I don’t post about them on social anymore because I know she stalks me.

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When my 4 yo is playing mom and I’m playing as her baby doll, I try to make the baby realistically obnoxious. It’s particularly satisfying to watch her tell the toy baby “just chill out, baby!”

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Met with him today. Spent over an hour giving me orgasms and telling me how much he enjoyed it.

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SO doesn't know I'm still with the guy I started seeing almost 2 years ago

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Taking the news of JJ Watt’s marriage embarrassingly hard. 40 and married here.

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My mom died today-fuck cancer

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My bff got so deeply involved in her dh's political rants that she started mimicking everything he said. I didn't even recognize her anymore and had to let her go.

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I can’t be the only one who just wants her old life back..like before kids and before husband

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Fml I hate my SD I never wanna see it again...

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I deserve an Oscar for the performance I’ve been putting on this weekend. Fake it ‘til you’re able to make it to the divorce.

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I'm not a dad, not a mom, but I lurk here and read because it's nice to find advice and perspective. I try so hard to be patient with my little girl but I feel like I've ended up just like my own parents- and I'm so afraid of what that will do to her.

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I feel like there is no one in this world who truly loves/adores me. All the love that I give out is one-sided.

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I have three step kids, I only like one.

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I’m still in love with my ex.

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DD won't stfu. Shes hungry but don't want to eat. I yelled at her. Not sorry.

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My mother has been smoking crack pipes if she thinks I'm taking care of her in her old age.

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Friends and coworkers are always shocked when I say I prefer to spend time with my family. We do almost everything together. I love them - why wouldn’t I a want to be with them?

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I knew by the time that I was 6 that I would not have a relationship with my mother when I became an adult.

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I love DD so much and intellectually know her tics and constant movement aren't her fault but sometimes I just want to smack the shit out of her when she can't stop touching her face or me. So disgusting.

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I have no emotional connection to cute little DS3 and it breaks my heart and a lot of other parts of me.

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When I tried to leave H 2 years ago my son, then 14, had a meltdown, took his dad's side & threatened to never speak to me again if I went through with it. So, I stay with a man who repulses me because I don't want to lose my child's love.

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I feel like I hate every single thing in my life and it takes all of my energy to not just scream out loud. Seriously, how did I end up here??? I am living my husband's dream, not my own.

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I'm a nice person and will go our of my way for you , however if you decide to take that for granted, get passive aggressive, try to call me out on social media... anything besides for an adult conversation. I will fuck your shit up and read you or ghost.

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Mom, so then why did you divorce my dad & have a new family with someone else if you loved me so much?

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Our region is flooding. Many people in our town were evacuated & lost their homes. All H can say is "but it's not flood season yet". Yeah, dipshit, apparently it is. Look the fuck around you. Imbecile.

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Stayed at a hotel alone. Drank a bottle of crown, danced around to Taylor Swift and had a blast.... by myself!

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Nephew has a ridiculous number of nerf guns and no concept of safety. I Was shocked when he received a sniper rifle. Feels like he’s being trained to be the next school shooter. Now DS7 wants one.

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My nephews are a bad influence on my kids. Constant unsupervised screen time, never taught self-control, consequences, volume control, manners, hygiene, or respect for adults. Takes weeks of strict retraining every time they visit.

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I'm just so lonely, i wish I had 1 mum friend to talk to. I'm worried that my awkward loneliness is going to make my baby the awkward kid that doesn't have any friends

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Everyone always wants to touch me. The kids are crawling all over me, H wants to “get me warmed up,” even the dog and the cat are all rubbing up on me. I think a vacation right now would be 24 hours of no contact.

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I'm 39 & suffer from chronic pain. The idea of living one more day is too much, let alone 40 years. No hope of finding relief.

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