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I’m always second for everyone. My husband, my ea,my kids. My friends. It gets so old and frustrating

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I don’t like television

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I didn't get a birthday present, Christmas present, or Valentine's Day present. But he expected a big to-do for his birthday. Really? This is why I had an affair. I got attention and love and gave it back. And I'd do it again if he came back.

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Havent told dh exactly what is going on in the pregnancy cuz he gets overwhelmed easily. Just overhead him telling a friend im a big baby and its not that big of a deal. Maybe its time to clue him in to this high risk situation.

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I'm currently addicted to the TV show Sex Sent Me to the ER. I haven't laughed so hard in so long!

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My husband and I like to use reusable items whenever possible. However, I started cleanig5the bathroom with paper towels imstead of washrags, for reasons of convenience. Shh, don't tell him!

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Fuck the first trimester, it’s so hard. I knew it would be like this, but actually doing it again is hell.

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I get gas when I'm around really attractive men.......I'm so embarrassed and end up running away

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When I have sex with my husband I fantasize about being with a woman. Turns me on!!

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After years of wanting in, I finally joined the “mom club” only to feel like I have no place here because my baby sleeps through the night, immediately took to breastfeeding, and is pretty happy. Love my baby, still feel alone when it comes to adults.

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H doesnt seem to understand if I'm stressed the last thing I want to do is have sex but go ahead and get upset because that's really gonna help! Then he has the nerve to ask for quickies. Fml

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Lost 18 babies in the last 7 yrs, trying to give our ds a sibling. All “chromosomal abnormalities “. Gave up & moved out of the city. Got preg, had ds who’s 2 1/2 now, then again w: dd 4 mo. 9 yr old is miserable & hates life w/ ds & dd. I can’t win!

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Husband is all excited that his father just gifted him $15,000 ams he wants to put it in. Savings. He has no idea I have $8,000 credit card debt that we could finally get rid of. Tell him and have him angry or just keep paying minimum payments forever?

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Xh’s cowardice is really quite impressive. Good for you, xh.

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I just realized that I don't even interact with people who make less than $150k/year unless they work for me. This is how people become out of touch in a "let them eat cake" kind of way. Going to do my own grocery shopping this week. Maybe.

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Dr said it’s influenza. Hope I didn’t give it to anyone at work! And it’s all over the news: a 4th grader in a neighboring town died of it this weekend. This is day 3; i’m supposed to go back to work on what would be #5. To cook. At a hospital. Doubtful!

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DW feels guilty that she didn't do nearly as much for me on Valentines Day as I did for her. I have to admit this was part of my plan.

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I'm addicted to watching internet "Bully picked the wrong guy" and "kharmic justice" videos. When, so often, the bullies in our lives get away with it, I just find it SOOOO satisfying to see one get his ass kicked by his intended "weakling" victim.

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I didn’t ask for these gastrointestinal troubles so that they could ruin my life and everyone else’s.

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H thinks I have a low sex drive. Truth is, I want sex all the time - I just don't want sex with him. I need a woman.

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It didn't take long after moving down South to catch on that a southerner saying "Bless your heart" is how you tell someone off without seeming impolite. Just learned staff at Disney parks have a similar practice by saying “have a magical Disney day.”

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Have a genius level IQ. Am only happy and relaxed when I'm buzzed.

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The more I work, the more I want to quit

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Well it has happened. I had to change my skin care routine to the "Anti-Aging" kind. I have a line resembling the Grand Canyon across my forehead. Dang it.

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I wish someone would kidnap me for a month and force me to exercise, eat a low calorie diet, floss, apply body lotion, fix my cracked heals and sort out my constant bikini rash.

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My father is very controlling and possessive so when a man wants me to call him daddy I’m already running the opposite way lol

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I’m visiting my gramma and she knows that we just lost our dream 350k home and live in a apartment paycheck to paycheck but she still watches those home renovation shows it’s so depressing I have to leave the room :(

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I accidentally saw the results of our ultrasound and I know the gender of our baby...It's a boy!! I can't tell my husband!

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Worked 12hr shift. Got off. Took sick kids to the dr, where they threw up everywhere. When we got out the pharm was CLOSED. Grab dinner finally get home. And H is mad at me because HE told me the wrong thing to pick him up for dinner. I. AM. DONE.

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So disappointed. Husband was driving down to my town and I thought we’d have a nice dinner. But no. He says he ate lunch late And left. I could just cry. It’s clear where I stand.

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MIL was totally supportive when I told her about our preferences for this next baby’s birth. My own mother just made fun of me. Reason 38483929484738 why I never visit.

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He always has some fucking complaint! No matter how hard I try he finds something to bitch about. It cancels out your compliments, dude.

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I get very annoyed when someone posts a question on social media that could easily be answered by google.

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I am so goddamn sick of leaf blowers. Just stop already. It is a scam of a job and just adds unwanted noise and unhealthy air pollution.

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I’m scared my sisters boyfriend is going to ruin her life by Unnecessarily adding her to all of his credit card accounts. I just want to tell her to run and never look back!

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I think men's sex noises are the hugest turn-off...ever.

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I've never loved anyone like I've loved myself.

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I feel useless.

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mt best friend is being abused by her POS husband, and won't leave. Now what do I do?

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DH tells our kids that I am having a lazy day. I have done more today than he has done in a month, maybe a year

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