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Confessional #25775328
#25775328

I love sucking DH's dick - to the point that I'll ask him out of the blue "Can I suck your dick right now". Sometimes I'll just come up while he's watching TV or doing something around the house, unzip him and start blowing him. He never complains.

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Confessional #25775326
#25775326

I’ve been ignoring everything. I react to my kids in anger. I’m going to fail school. What do I do

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Confessional #25775324
#25775324

I just found out my kids' babysitter tells people she practically raised my kids. She watched them for 9 hours a day, 3 days a week for 2 years. Lmfao.

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Confessional #25775323
#25775323

I don’t understand people who call every other day to talk about how over quarantine they are. Yes it’s boring, yes it’s hard, no things on my end haven’t changed since the last time I talked to you, yes I can’t wait for things to go back to normal either

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Confessional #25775321
#25775321

I’m 40 and I “squirted” for the first time ever. I’m so proud of hubby and excited it happened. But I didn’t feel it so I’m a little disappointed. Maybe next time. Wanted to tell someone, so here it is.

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Confessional #25775319
#25775319

I me and my daughter had COVID in January but I don’t talk about it because my husband and youngest didn’t get it. We had all the symptoms. I still have breathing issues.

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Confessional #25775316
#25775316

I can get past that he made his choices but it irritates me that he is still responds to her self-serving posts & takes the blame for their break-up in Feb.

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Confessional #25775315
#25775315

Just ate a big bowl of pasta at 7:17am ... nothing makes sense anymore why not?

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Confessional #25775314
#25775314

I've been doing a lot of reading, writing and coloring to keep myself calm and steady during this pandemic. I'm ready to try edibles.

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Confessional #25775313
#25775313

I hate my sister - she has no kids but thinks she knows what it’s like to parent - she has no boundaries and is a massive drunk but thinks I “punish” my kids because I don’t let her babysit them... denial much?

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Confessional #25775310
#25775310

It sucks that my son's birthday will be affected by the lockdown. But I am not unhappy that we won't see MIL.

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Confessional #25775308
#25775308

He had the best but he screwed up and he will never get it back.

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Confessional #25775307
#25775307

Today DH shared plans for us to buy property and build a home. He has trailed this out for over a decade, I hope it's not more empty promises. MIL needs to die soon for it to happen.

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Confessional #25775304
#25775304

im a virgin

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Confessional #25775303
#25775303

H keeps on lecturing me that if me and kids don’t get stuff done than when he comes home he has to do it. I had to bite my tongue so hard because absolute bullshit.

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Confessional #25775302
#25775302

I am due to start a new job in June and with the daycare probably still closed I have no idea how I will manage my DD2 and this new, more demanding job. I can work from home but not with a kid around. How to ask DH to do even more? He already does 50%

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Confessional #25775301
#25775301

I’m amazed at the improvement in the climate since we started self isolation and I wonder if that will somehow be sustainable when things change again.

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Confessional #25775298
#25775298

I shouldn't care but I still do...and he doesn't deserve it.

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Confessional #25775297
#25775297

My baby died.

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Confessional #25775296
#25775296

I make sure DH does something hot and sweaty each day. He works an office job, and, while not disgusting, will often go several days w/o showering because he hasn't done anything to get stinky. I make sure he works up a sweat and has to shower daily.

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Confessional #25775295
#25775295

I know the number one thing DH would most dearly love to be my gift to him on special occasions is a BJ. Most women seem OK w/BJ's, but not me. DH knows it and is good about not asking, but I feel still feel guilty, knowing it's what he REALLY wants.

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Confessional #25775294
#25775294

When my son was a baby, his paternal grandma insisted on calling him “lover”. Not Love, not Lovee but lover. I freaked on her and told her she wouldn’t see him again if she continued. That was just creepy!

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Confessional #25775293
#25775293

Gawd, I missed him... and I missed getting fucked like a dirty slut. VERY happy he’s back for a little while. ;)

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Confessional #25775292
#25775292

I can’t even see his name w/o feeling gut punched. 30 years, & I can’t move on. We’ve had facets of a relationship: friend, FWB, confidants, Everything but a romantic pairing/married. Rips my heart out. My life is a cosmic misfire.

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Confessional #25775290
#25775290

I’m so sad. I’m so pissed. I hate the way my husband speaks to me. I hate that he’s been doing non essential activities right now. Just fucking stop already! You can’t wait another month to get a fucking bid on a patio?! Wtf is wrong with you?

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Confessional #25775289
#25775289

Teen daughter was not only a bitch today, but also cockblocked.

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Confessional #25775288
#25775288

I cannot stand dd13. Horrible human.

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Confessional #25775287
#25775287

I just keep telling myself- when this is over, and the dust settles, there will be people who come out of it OK- physically and financially- and we WILL be part of those people. No matter what it takes.

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Confessional #25775284
#25775284

I never stop thinking about him. I need to move on, for my own sanity, but he’s just always there in my head and I don’t know how to get rid of the feeling that we should be together.

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Confessional #25775283
#25775283

I'm having chest palpitations. I'm healthy 36 year old, I think it's anxiety but I've never felt like this before. I'm scared.

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Confessional #25775282
#25775282

I hate when people make Instagram accounts for their pets or their babies.

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Confessional #25775281
#25775281

Baby cries every time H tries to put him to sleep. Every. Fucking. Time. H is an “essential” so evenings and weekends are the only time he has to be a dad and he still can’t ever power through the cries. I never get a fucking break.

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Confessional #25775278
#25775278

I feel like I can't talk about being told to quarantine and talk about how sick I got. Like it's a dirty secret because I didn't meet the requirements for testing.

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Confessional #25775276
#25775276

I’m escaping the virus by watching a documentary on trains. He’s talking to someone from Kansas, I wish I could meet someone to tell me all about Topeka.

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Confessional #25775275
#25775275

Was tested today for COVID. I'm scared.

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Confessional #25775273
#25775273

I love looking down on DH's head between my legs as he's going down on me. That imagery just adds so much to an already great experience.

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Confessional #25775272
#25775272

When I get onto my phone , I have to decide if I want to be updated on Covid-19 and then from there I have to mentally prepare.

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Confessional #25775270
#25775270

DH plays dungeons and dragons with his friends.

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Confessional #25775269
#25775269

H launches a weekly crusade to capture at least one large pack of toilet paper. I have a more secret endeavor - to sneak a big box of wine into the laundry room where he never goes.

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Confessional #25775268
#25775268

The silver lining to getting the virus is I am back down to my pre-baby weight finally! There were many days with no appetite. I’m so glad to be on the other side of it and healthy.

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