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I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want to be able to afford to take my kids to the dr when their sick. Or go to Walmart & buy whatever food we want without having to budget for it.

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Reached a new low at work today. I ran for the bathroom but was too late, shit my pants. Had to bin my panties and go commando for the rest of the day.

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The more I read SM’s, the more my decades long “men are largely useless morons” motto, rings true. Never marrying again. Dating seem fruitless as well. Men just want a mommy/nurse/cook/whore/supermodel. They are lazy, unkempt, entitled, & clueless.

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If I could hop in a time machine and go back to when I was single, I honestly WOULD still choose to marry my wife. Not so sure she'd still want to marry me if she got a do-over, though.

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It's not that I have anything AGAINST Target, but I really don't understand why some people have an obsessive love for the place. It's an okay store, but I don't see anything special about it.

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I didn't demand DH get a vasectomy because I don't want to risk having an accidental pregnancy - I demanded he get it so, even if we divorce, he can never have any more kids with someone else to compete with mine.

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I live in a city full of Christian's and friends who claim to be so. How many times has anyone mentioned my well being? Zero. How many claim to love all regardless or illness or disability? All. Liars fakes and cheats. Eff you

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I had dream last night that opened my eyes to so many messed up things that SO does/doesn't do. It truly did. I now feel like I have the courage to set some limits and see what happens. If this doesn't happen, I'm OUT.

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When driving, I often rub my clit through my pants. Sometimes I even orgasm

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So glad I was one and done. No regrets. And I hate my sister, so I don't think "giving" a child a sibling is always for the best.

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I'm so sick of being the only person who fucki g cares if appts get made made and doctors seen. Over it. I hate my life. I HATE IT

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If your DH uses a toothpick to clean the crevices of the cooktop- he's a keeper.

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My anxiety is finally under control! Lexapro and beta blockers for the win!

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I like my MIL but she still annoys the shit out of me

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I try to tell myself over and over if we were really perfect for each other and meant to be then we wouldn’t be married to other people.

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6 mths ago I found out that my EX's SD had just been murdered. I have zero contact with him, but I can't stop thinking about it. I feel so bad for him and her mom. Still no arrests. Makes me hug my kids a little longer now.

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That awkward moment when the medical student living with you leaves her school work open on the table - and you realize several of the donated cadaver bodies they dissect in her anatomy class look better dead than you do alive!

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I got 75 degrees with clear skies yesterday, and I wore shorts/T-shirt/sandals - my sister got 10 inches of snow, and doesn't even THINK of breaking out the summer clothes until May. THAT'S why I moved down south!

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He spends upwards of $600 on himself monthly & refuses to change anything, says if I "put out more" he'll stop. He won't. He cried on FB that he got nothing for V-Day. Go Fuck Yourself with a hot poker asshole, you get yourself gifts all year long.

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I'm thinking about setting up a separate insta to post my drawings and stuff. I don't want/care about followers. I just need some outlet for them to go. I just need to come up with the right anonymous name

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Every time I try to masturbate, my 6 yo walks in and ruins it. Damn school vacation is a cockblocker.

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I'm 5 months pregnant. Sex life has gone way down hill from 5-6 times a week to 1 every other week. Hubby just said he's not attracted to me while pregnant.. It took us a year and a half to get here. Way to make me feel beautiful, when I feel disgusting.

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Some days I hate my life.

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Who teaches men how to get a woman aroused?! Is foreplay THAT difficult. Stop skipping right to my puss!!

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I had a dream that I fucked a co-worker. Can't stop thinking about it.

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I spend so much of my day trying to escape the kids!

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Tired of H stripping down naked,then putting a leg up on our bed like the Captain Morgan pirate. He then shakes his schlong as if THATS going to get me in 'the mood'. WTF

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It reviles me how many women are raped and/or murdered at the hands of men on this planet. WTF is wrong with these apes?!!

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I masturbated in the shower at the y today. Ahhhh ...

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I AM DONE. fuck H, fuck these kids he's spoiled and turned against and how they hate me. I've done nothing but love them and be a doormat. I'm gone, and don't contact me again. I'll pay child support and thats fuckin IT.

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I’m going to withhold sex from H. Let’s see how long he can last before he rapes me or sleeps with someone else. Then, I can leave guilt free.

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Jon Favreau rubs me the wrong way

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Married men hit on me ALL the time at work. I work at a hotel. Watch your man if he travels for work.

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I can't do a single push up

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Two weeks ago he had the stomach flu. This week it's bronchitis. I am so fucking tired of looking at him in his recliner in his sweat pants. Man the fuck up already and go to work. I am not your personal nurse!

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I hate myself

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I’m no longer a “grass is greener” dreamer. I’ve gotten everything I wanted and it didn’t make me happy. I don’t want a new H; I just want the one I have to try harder. I need to too, but I can’t think of anything to do for him that would make him care.

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I have been with my boyfriend for 8 months now and 7 of them have been bothered by an ex.

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H did the dishes the other day. So now he's good for the next 5-10 years.

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seriously, I whisper wtf to myself at least 20 times a day

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