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Confessional #25788387
#25788387

My ex is an asshole, and I can’t even blame his parents and family for it. They’re good people who raised him right – he turned out the way he did despite them, not because of them.

9 LIKES
24 HUGS
10 ME TOO

Confessional #25788385
#25788385

I'm such a fuck up and I'm ruining my child and I don't know how to change. I'm going to destroy everything I don't know why I thought I could ever be a parent. What a fuck up.

2 LIKES
45 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25788383
#25788383

I don't like how my kids have turned out. I am not proud of them. They are adults now. I thought I was a good influence, either I was a shit mom or they just really got messed up by their dad.

4 LIKES
30 HUGS
7 ME TOO

Confessional #25788382
#25788382

I actually have gone into a cemetery and pissed on the grave of someone I’d truly hated in life.

28 LIKES
12 HUGS
1 ME TOO


Confessional #25788381
#25788381

I don’t want my ex-husband – but I don’t want anyone else to have him either.

5 LIKES
10 HUGS
5 ME TOO

Confessional #25788380
#25788380

I told DH, when he dies, I’m thinking of burying him in my garden instead of a cemetery – he’s so full of shit he’d make great fertilizer.

32 LIKES
6 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25788379
#25788379

I’m so starved for affection right now that, if someone were to show the least bit of interest in me, I’d probably break my wedding vows so fast, the shock wave would set off earthquake monitors across half the U.S.

8 LIKES
21 HUGS
18 ME TOO

Confessional #25788377
#25788377

I keep buying buying buying.... I'm filling a hole with "stuff" and I can't seem to stop. My finances are in a weird paradox - I keep spending and I was just surprised at how much I still had in the bank. Who does that??

7 LIKES
26 HUGS
28 ME TOO


Confessional #25788375
#25788375

I wish i would have stayed with my ex took him for granted and now I'm stuck for the foreseeable future with a piece of shit husband that changed once we got married

2 LIKES
29 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25788374
#25788374

I thought I could handle step-motherhood. It’s been 13 years now and I still feel like an outsider in my own home. I never realized how often I would be a bystander to major decisions that would significantly impact my life, whether I agreed or not.

4 LIKES
56 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25788373
#25788373

I cheat on my husband so much that I cannot handle not having a man on the side.

7 LIKES
14 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Confessional #25788372
#25788372

I'm starting to dislike my 10 yo. He is overly emotional and wimpy makes me sick

3 LIKES
29 HUGS
4 ME TOO


Confessional #25788371
#25788371

3 kids, the oldest 2, who are young adults now, have such HIGH needs. I'm so finished.

2 LIKES
33 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25788368
#25788368

I hate my in-laws so much that even though I am happily married with a beautiful daughter I still sometimes think we might divorce if I have to spend more than a day around them.

5 LIKES
22 HUGS
14 ME TOO

Confessional #25788366
#25788366

Why is my husband a drunk?

2 LIKES
47 HUGS
15 ME TOO

Confessional #25788365
#25788365

I just got a wine aerator and it’s life changing. That’s embarrassing honestly.

26 LIKES
9 HUGS
2 ME TOO


Confessional #25788360
#25788360

My birthday is coming up and if I didn’t have SO, I wouldn’t have anyone to celebrate with

1 LIKES
47 HUGS
30 ME TOO

Confessional #25788358
#25788358

If I was myself, I'd piss a lot of people off. Got to be socially polite.

6 LIKES
18 HUGS
43 ME TOO

Confessional #25788357
#25788357

Serious urge to cut my hair, need a COVID quarantine makeover.

7 LIKES
12 HUGS
22 ME TOO

Confessional #25788356
#25788356

If I actually returned all the stuff I've bought that I decided I don't want, I could pay utilities for two months! Damn impulse buying urges.

5 LIKES
22 HUGS
27 ME TOO


Confessional #25788354
#25788354

90% of the time, I am married to a wonderful man. But DH has some serious anger issues and it’s starting to make me hate him, even when we’re not in the middle of an outburst. We have a DD10mo and I’m worried about our family’s future.

3 LIKES
65 HUGS
21 ME TOO

Confessional #25788352
#25788352

It honestly makes me smile when my nerdy former honor kids classmates get recognized. Girl I went to school with who got called a bitch for going for what she wants is now running a city school district. Like amazingly. I don't know why I feel so proud.

70 LIKES
13 HUGS
8 ME TOO

Confessional #25788348
#25788348

He ghosted me after a YEAR! I let loose and sent many emails telling him EXACTLY what I think of him now. He was happy to let me think he'd died. Fuk being calm. It's over anyway. Said everything I wanted to say. Can't stand him now, and he knows. Good!

12 LIKES
17 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Confessional #25788347
#25788347

Last summer I had sex with two different men on the same day. *hair flip*

40 LIKES
13 HUGS
7 ME TOO


Confessional #25788346
#25788346

I’m so scared to get covid. I know I’ll be the worst case scenario. I. Just. Know. It.

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41 HUGS
24 ME TOO

Confessional #25788344
#25788344

My mother voted for Trump and I don't feel bad at all that now she can't see get grandkids because of covid. You reap what you fucking sow.

53 LIKES
13 HUGS
11 ME TOO

Confessional #25788340
#25788340

I can’t bring myself to watch the George Floyd video. I read the transcript today and balled my eyes out. He was scared and just needed reassurance and they killed him. Heartbreaking.

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94 HUGS
79 ME TOO

Confessional #25788339
#25788339

I think it would be kind of cool to meet Corey Feldman IRL

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9 HUGS
17 ME TOO


Confessional #25788338
#25788338

My parents were abusive, neglectful drunks who never sought help.

1 LIKES
76 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25788334
#25788334

Had a medical issue in my vagina, have not had sex since May!! We tried almost a month after it happened but it hurt sill & now DH is scared to hurt me & doesn't want to do it. I just want to get laid!! A little scared it might hurt though.

4 LIKES
64 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Confessional #25788333
#25788333

DC got sent home from daycare w/ CV19 symptoms. Ped won’t test bc he didn’t have a documented exposure. How the f can there confirmed exposure if they don’t test!?

3 LIKES
103 HUGS
4 ME TOO

Confessional #25788332
#25788332

I've started manipulating DH. I can't continue to do everything for us and our son while he bounces between depression and hobby obsession. It's ridiculous that I have to manage his emotions but life is improving for everyone.

9 LIKES
55 HUGS
14 ME TOO


Confessional #25788329
#25788329

I think Lin Manuel Miranda is sexy AF & I watch Hamilton too much.

48 LIKES
11 HUGS
33 ME TOO

Confessional #25788328
#25788328

I wish I could tell my friends what's going on with H, but they're his friends too. Last time I confided my one friend essentially stopped talking to me. Who am I supposed to turn to?

4 LIKES
93 HUGS
17 ME TOO

Confessional #25788325
#25788325

Every day, I am less and less sure what I need my husband for. I make the money. I take care of the kids. I plan our (currently non existent) social lives. I get off with a vibrator. What, exactly, is his point?

52 LIKES
89 HUGS
62 ME TOO

Confessional #25788324
#25788324

DH really wants to buy me a minivan for Christmas but I’ll sacrifice driving my old car for a mommy makeover. I’m so close to finishing breastfeeding. I want my boobs and tummy tuck over a minivan.

59 LIKES
29 HUGS
13 ME TOO


Confessional #25788323
#25788323

Just the sound of MIL's voice irritates the hell out of me.

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14 HUGS
53 ME TOO

Confessional #25788321
#25788321

The thought of sending my kids back to school in August is freaking me out so much. I'm so tired of all this craziness. It's wearing me the fuck out.

4 LIKES
51 HUGS
88 ME TOO

Confessional #25788320
#25788320

I feel like I need a new guy to help me forget HIM but then every guy I meet seems like a completely dud so then I miss HIM & think about how great it was w/ HIM, how we just fit. Then I remember he doesn’t want me anymore. Then I think I need a new guy.

3 LIKES
32 HUGS
13 ME TOO

Confessional #25788319
#25788319

I dont want to be with my husband. He scares the shit out of me.

1 LIKES
99 HUGS
14 ME TOO

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