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Confessional #25782724
#25782724

The house we're renting has a carpenter ant as well as sugar ant infestation. Landlord won't do shit, so apparently we're living with ants now. At least it's not roaches or mice I guess!

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Confessional #25782723
#25782723

So pissed at sexist white male VP for calling smart and intelligent coworker that she had an emotional reaction when she voiced a legitimate concern. Only reason is because the issue was his fault! Prick!

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Confessional #25782722
#25782722

I love it when the build up is so electric and intense that there's so much cum that it's easier just to shower than to try and get it all off with a towel.

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Confessional #25782721
#25782721

I yell at my kids, but I always ask/tell nicely first, and go up through increasing levels of forcefulness as they don't respond. By the time I'm yelling at them, they've had plenty of chances, so I figure the yelling is 100% their fault.

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Confessional #25782720
#25782720

DW is STILL mad at me for a picture SHE took of me w/an arm around 2 of her bikini-clad friends (the pose was their idea). She said my big smile says I was enjoying it too much. 31 yrs ago, but she brings it up every time I don't smile in family photos.

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Confessional #25782714
#25782714

I get irrationally annoyed by spelling mistakes. I also hate it when people write your when they really meant you're.

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Confessional #25782713
#25782713

I am remarkably calm considering I may see him tomorrow and he may come back into my life regularly.

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Confessional #25782712
#25782712

It is beyond disgusting and infuriating to me when people feel like domestic violence is ok as long as it's a woman hurting a man.

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Confessional #25782707
#25782707

Just used “Frozen” to try to explain to DS4 why I want to be left alone. My resident tiny Anna is not getting the hint...

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Confessional #25782706
#25782706

I do not enjoy very much of parenting/ being around my children. They deserve so much better than me. I am so sick of entertaining them and feeding them. I hate playing with them. Like, sometimes I just want to be married without children again.

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Confessional #25782705
#25782705

I want to become real friends w/some of the women I know through our kids' schools, scouts, teams. I've put myself out there, suggested we hang out, have dinner, etc. All they say is "Sure, let's do that," but won't commit to a date, so busy. I'm sad.

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Confessional #25782704
#25782704

I used to buy what I wanted, but married H obsessed w wealth, saving and investing! Got so beat down always being told we can't afford this or that or pointing out how much I spend. Now I feel guilty spending a cent esp if it's for me. Feel unworthy.

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Confessional #25782703
#25782703

Elderly mom won't accept family help, won't let us hire anyone to help, won't consider moving to a senior community. She needs help though...cleaning, yard work, errands, companionship even. So lost how to help her!

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Confessional #25782702
#25782702

I have no interest in staying connected to HS friends or going to reunion. I actually loved HS - did well in school, cheerleader captain, popular, friends, etc. That period has passed, let's all move forward.

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Confessional #25782701
#25782701

I’ve been quarantined with my 9 month old for 3 months after 6 months of maternity leave and I swear to god I am about to lose my marbles

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Confessional #25782699
#25782699

Today is too fucking much. I work from home. I'm a student. I'm a teacher of two kids. I am preparer of meals. I make money too. Owned my car two years and I'm going to pay it off. I'm valid. My time matters.

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Confessional #25782697
#25782697

My daughter caught me with my AP and she won't talk to me. It's been 2 years. I wish I had never done it.

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Confessional #25782696
#25782696

I have slowly been working towards leaving my husband- or rather making him leave MY house. I can now 100% support me and the kids with no help from him. It feels good to have that power finally.

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Confessional #25782695
#25782695

A hearse drove past me and my first thought was that I wished it were me in the back of it

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Confessional #25782694
#25782694

Every day I hate my husband a little more than the day before.

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Confessional #25782692
#25782692

I’m hiding in my pantry eating marshmallows.

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Confessional #25782690
#25782690

How is weaning my 15 month old going ? I have a mom drink to stop me from breastfeeding and giving into his demands. I love him , but I'm done and I'm not sorry.

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Confessional #25782688
#25782688

I despise humanity

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Confessional #25782687
#25782687

Been teaching elem kids from home and parenting my own. Exhausted, summer can’t come fast enough. If I get one more msg from a parent asking a ? that is clearly explained in the extensive lesson plans I provided, I might tell them off. No fucks left.

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Confessional #25782686
#25782686

My husband and my sister pissed me off. All he does is work, 7 days a week. My sister wants to tell me how to parent with no kids, no husband, no boyfriend. Had the nerve to tell me my kids are hers. She needs to move out!

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Confessional #25782683
#25782683

Lockdown/quarantine has been going fine up until this week. Yesterday I could have ripped DH head off with a smile on my face. Today is a bit better. I cannot wait until things open up and I can go back to "running errands" AKA strolling through Target.

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Confessional #25782682
#25782682

I want one of us to lose our jobs so I can make us move back up north to be with my family. My folks would be thrilled to have the grand kids close again.

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Confessional #25782681
#25782681

I want to run away and Ive only been a mother for a month... I feel like a horrible person.

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Confessional #25782678
#25782678

This morning "SO" accused me of knowing his cat was dying 4 fucking years ago and blamed me for his death. The cat had a 3K operation a year & a half before it's death & this POS blames me for it dying? Every day I have a new reason to leave.

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Confessional #25782677
#25782677

I can’t stand my kids anymore or my husband my baby is being really fussy I need a break I used to smoke I want a pack and I’ll just inhale them all I am absolutely done

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Confessional #25782676
#25782676

I’m sick of apologizing for taking care of my sanity.

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Confessional #25782675
#25782675

Someone once told me their children weren’t their greatest accomplishments and I thought that was a terrible thing to say, but the older my child gets, the more I understand.

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Confessional #25782674
#25782674

He was the best sex I ever had and I can't say anything to anyone.

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Confessional #25782673
#25782673

Need to ghost a friend. She's just way too fucking delusional and stubborn and can't be reasoned with. Sick of hearing her complain daily about her problems that are ALL self created. Just fuck off and deal with yourself!

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Confessional #25782667
#25782667

I like people with spicy funky breath more than I like people with minty breath.

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Confessional #25782666
#25782666

I never drink alcohol

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Confessional #25782665
#25782665

This pandemic has made me realized so much about my life and relationship. I’m married to the most unsupportive husband you could ever think of. When it’s over, I will leave with my kids. I’m sick of crying Every. Single. Day. I need better.

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Confessional #25782662
#25782662

My friend threatens suicide at least 3 times a week. It's exhausting. He has now ghosted me. I love him but I am relieved. I know he'll do it too. But I tried to help him. I couldn't.

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Confessional #25782661
#25782661

I can't cook to save my life. 10 fucking pancakes all stuck to the pan.

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Confessional #25782659
#25782659

In hindsight, I should have had the affair. H was gone for work, and this guy was gorgeous and so sweet. Now all h cares about is himself and hitting on women he works with. I should have never been faithful to this glob of useless protoplasm.

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