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Do you ever feel like everyone fucking needs you but you are not allowed to need anyone?

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18 HUGS
65 ME TOO

Steven Ogg (Walking Dead, Grand Theft Auto V) isn't much to look at but his voice gets me wet. Every. Damn. Time.

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5 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Why do I always get so angry at my kids? I hate this. I grew up with anger. This is not good.

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30 HUGS
27 ME TOO

My husband is so motherfucking lazy. Men are not worth it.

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15 HUGS
18 ME TOO


My 2 year old almost 3 is finally potty training. 2 days of dry panties. I am 1 happy momma. Hopefully no more pull ups soon! I'm tired of $10 a pack!!!

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7 HUGS
0 ME TOO

I'm waiting on answers and my stomach is in absolute knots waiting.

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49 HUGS
6 ME TOO

I posted a bunch of 100% fake happy pictures on social media today.

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27 HUGS
2 ME TOO

Why is it people are outraged if 10 white people are killed in one day by a mass shooter, but not when 10 black people are killed in one day by individual criminals? Oh, wait - I think I just answered my own question.

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26 HUGS
13 ME TOO


I met DW on the last day of my freshman spring semester at college. I couldn't get her out of my head all summer, and asked her out the second I saw her again in the fall. 30 years and 3 kids later, I still can't stop thinking about her.

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7 HUGS
1 ME TOO

I got singled out be the ride attendant at an amusement park to first "try a sample seat to see if you'll be comfortable before getting on the ride". That's the smoothest and politest it's ever been phrased, but you still called me fat.

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47 HUGS
0 ME TOO

There are times I envy DH's partial hearing loss. When kids shriek or tantrum in public, all he has to do is turn off his hearing aids to be spared their high-pitched noise. I, on the other hand, have to hear the entire damn audio spectrum.

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17 HUGS
8 ME TOO

My IBS is so bad I leave the bathroom feeling like I have had an "experience".

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29 HUGS
8 ME TOO


I really want to punch H in the face today!!!!

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10 HUGS
9 ME TOO

Jealous cause 2of my FB friends are on foreign vacations with their DH’s and left the kids behind. I wish I could do that but DS6 has autism so I can’t leave him behind with anyone. So no vacation for me for at least the next 10 years..or maybe never

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59 HUGS
5 ME TOO

I hate doing Girl Scouts.

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14 HUGS
20 ME TOO

I have such a rude entitled DS14 who is pretty awful toward his siblings and myself a lot of the time. He REALLY hurts my feelings and I feel like it’s all my fault

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33 HUGS
4 ME TOO


I lost all my friends after I had DS...over 20 years ago. I had nothing left for outings and friendships, after working f/t, raising DS, and dealing with douchey exH. How do working moms hang onto friends?

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45 HUGS
34 ME TOO

I’m realizing it was the complication with AIDS that killed him. I’m not ok.

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74 HUGS
1 ME TOO

If I don't off myself by the time DH gets home it will be a miracle!! 3 kids screaming, can't fix the TV....I'm dead inside

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49 HUGS
1 ME TOO

Three fucking grand you blew at the casino, and now I have to get a CC advance to help you pay it off because your job pays peanuts. I won't be doing that shit anymore, you'll be on your own and broke AF

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38 HUGS
1 ME TOO


My son is THE reason I'm going back to work. He is 15 months, screams, whines, cries, ALL FUCKING DAY. Doc says he is fine. It's like he doesn't WANT to be happy. My mom kept him over night & she said she doesn't know how I deal w him all day every day.

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69 HUGS
3 ME TOO

I'm always taking care of everything for my family. Make sure DH and DD are taken care of, physically and emotionally. But whose there to take care of me? No one. No wonder I hate my life.

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42 HUGS
38 ME TOO

SO confessed my lower belly is making sex uncomfortable for him. I have put on weight, and he was just being honest. He feels bad for saying so. I don't want to be upset but I'm so hurt, so sad, and so angry. So sad.

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99 HUGS
2 ME TOO

My anti depression meds make me not want sex. Yea, I get horny, but halfway thru I'm like "well that was fun, I'm done now" I don't even care about trying to get off.

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25 HUGS
15 ME TOO


Married 7 years. Whenever I meet a woman who is single, divorced, or widowed, I feel a twinge of envy.

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11 HUGS
23 ME TOO

I listen to Nirvana, Helmet, and Rage Against the Machine on my walks. Gets me pumped, happy & energetic. Whatever works.

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6 HUGS
8 ME TOO

I live in the PNW (Oregon) & am over the Bigfoot shit. H, his brothers & friends are all into it. They plan (at my kitchen table) & go on "Squatch hunts". Now my DS15 is into it. I'd kind of like for my son to get laid BEFORE he's 40, for God's sake. =(

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34 HUGS
3 ME TOO

DH's bath towel reeks of BO. How you gonna smell like BO after you shower?!?! GROSS This is why we don't have sex anymore. He's so disgusting

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30 HUGS
3 ME TOO


Unless people have physical or mental illnesses, I judge them for having hoarded homes.

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6 HUGS
26 ME TOO

Questionable mammogram, going back for diagnostic. I’m scared shitless (lost my mom a few years ago to breast cancer). I’m only 42. I’ll admit sometimes I’ve wanted to die, but I really am afraid of leaving husband and kids. No one to talk to

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95 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Been a SAHM for 3 yrs, now ready to go back to work pt. Filled out a dozen apps. I have a B.S in education but looking 2 get out of education field bc I hate other ppls kids. Fingers crossed I get a job doing something else, OVER dealing w other ppls kids

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37 HUGS
9 ME TOO

When I'm having a bad day, I search for girl from my high school on Facebook. They are NOT aging well and most of them post regularly about how miserable their lives are. I am happy to see them unhappy and ugly.

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12 HUGS
12 ME TOO


I read about women being divorced and I think “they’re so lucky.” I’m pretty sure that’s a bad sign...

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26 HUGS
35 ME TOO

I absolutely LOVE when people comment on how adorable/well-behaved/smart my kids are in front of my SIL & BIL and then don't say anything about their kids. They have been awful to us over the years. Trust me, they deserve it.

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17 HUGS
6 ME TOO

As a Native American, fuck Christopher Columbus.

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32 HUGS
37 ME TOO

There is no such thing as "just the tip" for my husband, because all he has is the tip.

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63 HUGS
11 ME TOO


I don't care about the acne, facial hair, irregular periods, or infertility. I can deal with all that. I just want the extra weight gone. Nothing I try works. I hate having PCOS.

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74 HUGS
21 ME TOO

I just walked six miles today and ENJOYED EVERY STEP. Reason? Listening to Christmas music while doing it. No joke! I'll be skinny in no time.

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12 HUGS
3 ME TOO

Sure, I like sex & enjoy it but i could take it or leave it. I never crave it like some women seem to. Sometimes I feel like there's something wrong with me for this. There are just other things I'd rather do with my time & don't want to be bothered.

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17 HUGS
102 ME TOO

When I go to work I feel like a caged animal, I hate the 9 to 5 jobs.

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32 HUGS
39 ME TOO

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