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It still bothers me that when I told my family about being pregnant with my 2nd my mom said "oh my God again!?" It's been 4 yrs and they're besties but it still bugs me

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DH loves romantic comedies, and I actually think a little less of him because of it.

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I am a pickier eater than both my kids.

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I have no idea what I am doing most days.

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I wonder when I am going to get out of my awkward stage.

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I know antibiotic resistance is a thing but have never questioned when my kids or I have been prescribed them. I figure doctor knows best.

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I have an English degree but am SO bad at knowing vocabulary word meanings.

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I have never ever voted or been registered to vote.

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I am a Democrat but more conservative than I want to admit.

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Was subbing in a school for aide in class. 1st grader tells 23 yr old teacher she doesn't feel good. Teacher thought she was faking. My mom alarm went off. Told her she needed to go to nurse. I was right! Girl threw up immediately in nurse! Mom win!

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DH is 50 but, if it were not for me, our home would still be furnished in mismatched trash day "rescues" like when he was in college.

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If my kids gave me a break I don't know what I'd do with myself. I've reached full sahm immersion. I sit right next to them now by habit. Ugh.

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I once sent my kiddo to school with a low grade fever, loaded up on Tylenol, so she could go on a field trip she was really looking forward to. I know it's wrong but it was a Friday and she had the whole weekend to rest and recover. Kinda guilty.

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The smell of lavender nauseates me. Not relaxing in the slightest!

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Very confused. DD14 who has never been an issue, good grades, etc---is apparently "acting up in class." Calling one of her teachers on Monday but WTF! Wondering if they have the wrong kid! I know HS changes things but acting up suddenly? Makes no sense.

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I'm a teacher of 25 years. The most disrespectful kids are usually children of police officers, principals and other teachers. And usually these parents swear "Oh, I don't tolerate disrespect!" Well clearly you do if your kid acts how they do in class!

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I get that there ARE benefits to marijuana but in many states including mine, it is still illegal recreationally so I refuse to partake in it. Beneficial or not---not getting caught with it.

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I’m afraid to see him because he is over me and he will be looking for all the reasons he is better off without me. Dreading it but can’t admit it.

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Today was my birthday. One person showed up to my party. I thought people liked me. Even my DH was asleep on the couch by 9pm.. never celebrating my birthday again.

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After how I treated DS5 today, I don't deserve his love. Sweetie, I'm so sorry I'm a terrible mom.

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I don't get people who say their newborn baby looks like "XYZ". Most newborns don't look like anyone in my opinion even their parents, until they get older. They seldom have no striking facial features to resemble anyone. Feel crazy for thinking that.

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I don't like my grandma. She's a bitch.

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I often wonder if Zak from Ghost Adventures is on the spectrum and is undiagnosed. His “douchebag” behavior reminds me of myself before I was diagnosed at 38.

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Co worker makes a racist joke about and I bring up how it bothers me. Somehow I get shit for bringing it up by everyone. Fuck privileged white males

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Can’t handle dh’s hypocrisy. Such an asshole to me when just us/us and kids, but puts on a show for others. Can’t really rake it anymore.

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I just realized that I may not have my parents around in the next decade. They’re both healthy and active, but they’re both over 75. I love them so much - I can’t even begin to imagine life without them.

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We lost our Collie (Lassie) in November. Swore we were not going to get another dog for years - just too busy. Kids have always wanted a Corgi. We’d need to fence our huge yard, but dammit if I don’t want one too now!

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Sometimes I just lie here in bed and wonder why my life is spiraling out of control

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Think it's bad having a mil from hell? Try having 2. Swear FIL has a type because both mil and step-mil are bitches from hell. Hate them both.

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I’m hopeful that a sleeve of Thin Mints is a serving.

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I told my ego to stfu today in the middle of it telling me Im fat. Im so over it.

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I have never read Infinite Jest.

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I don't know how much more I can take

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I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of living through the attempt.

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I have been planning on leaving my Fiancé for months and finally was going to drop the bomb on him And found out his mom is dying. Guess I’m stuck. Fml.

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He’s on vacation with his wife and texting constantly. I feel bad for her a jealous of her at the same time.

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I am in love with an idiot. How did this happen?

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Husband thinks he was my first but really he was number 7, number 3 really knew how to hit my G spot.

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I got 7 stitches in my face a few days ago after falling off my bike, and took it like a champ. DH overdid the yard work today, and is moaning every time he moves. Shut the F up already I don’t want to hear it.

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My DH keeps getting little colds so we have postponed dinner out together which is a bummer. It also means we don’t have to have sex which is good.

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